Customer Reviews

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN? brown hair, blue eyes...answers to the name of..., 21 Nov 2008

Reviewer: chiclet, a Going Steady Bisexual Female

Last seen picking up a parcel from the local post office!

Yes. I am afraid since this beautiful item arrived into my life my friends and family have missed my presence!

Goodness me even the packaging was orgasmic! Not a tacky plastic see through window in sight. It had a glossy card box like a games console and inside that is a lovely box that looks like it came from a nice jewellery shop!

It's a very good looking vibe and I wasted no time plugging it in. The cute little LED light looks nice and is so handy to know when its fully charged (which doesn't take long either!)

So feeling all excited and having waited an hour...I got down to it! It's not unusual for me to take an hour to reach climax, but my first with this baby was less that 10 minutes and every single one of those minutes was sooooo pleasurable!

I've never really enjoyed the variety of pulsation settings etc with my other vibes, I usually just whack it onto full steady speed and stick with that, but I thought I'd have an explore with this one. I almost shrieked (actually maybe I did?!) at one point as I swear this thing grew a tongue and circled my clit then licked up and down! I have no idea what setting it was on. I didn't need to even bother fantasising. I genuinely believed there was a lovely lady down there with a very gifted tongue haha. I wouldn't have been that shocked if it had have started talking to me afterwards.

The orgasms I've had every time I've used this (averaging at 4 uses a day, an increase from a half hearted once a fortnight!!), have been soooo amazing. My girlfriend is away on business for 3 weeks and I think she may feel a little redundant when she gets back. Oh dear!

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