Julie Ashton Pocket Rocket Sleeves: Your orgasms will never be the same. ;)
By Lubyanka
14 February 2007 -
Lubyanka
is a Bisexual Female
in United Kingdom
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Pros
The Magic Dangly Things!!
Cons
Doesn't play well with silicone lubricant.
Bottom Line
Excellent value investment and essential part of any woman's kit.
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Orgasm Army ID:
Lubyanka
Rank:
Lieutenant Colonel
Location:
United Kingdom
Reviews Written:
8
I am a 42 year old bisexual, polyamourous, dominant woman. I very much enjoy the cerebral aspects of BDSM, and infinitely prefer the experiences of scenes if I may explore and share the deeper motivations of any submissive in my care. My nickname for me represents my interest in the non-horrific parts of the re-education and behaviour modification aspects of the Lubyanka Prison. For more information on this, please see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubyanka_prison I currently (as of 17 October, 2008) own one serf (of the foodal system), who has been training up very well (since 2006), and with whom I am quite pleased. :) We both check out any potential new partners for me. :) Based on his fondness for strapon play, I think he's secretly in training for the Arse Olympics, but he's got some way to go before I expect him to be able to nail the compulsories. Also, his dismount needs work. ;) Having said that, I do give him extra marks for Artistic Impression. :p My interests include: Irving (my rubber chicken), Ericksonian hypnosis and NLP, exploration of the senses, leather, edible consumables, smells, tactile sensations, exploring self-awareness, assisting exploration of self-awareness in others, corsets, foot worship, Chinese food, pickled herring, vindaloo, (not at the same time!) more leather, floggy strikey toys, vibratey buzzy toys, and being served yummy meals on a warm plate (amongst others), and tuna sandwiches (fabulous!). I intensely dislike 1. Disrespectful idiots
2. Being called a "girl" (I'm well past puberty and the age of consent, thank you)
3. Being called "honey", "hun", "dear", "sweetheart", "sweetie" or similar (you don't know me well enough for me to genuinely be any of those things to you)
4. Being called by any reduction of my name (i.e. "Lube", "Luby" etc) I kink hard for 1. Sushi
2. Wearing dead cow. (have I mentioned the leather preference? ;) )
3. Corsets
4. Stompy footwear I am very fond of vibrating toys, and a huge fan of playing with the prostate. :) Sometimes I combine these interests, goodness, what people get up to these days.... :p And I find myself often unable to resist the temptation to express my opinions. Who knew. :p
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I made a fuller review here:
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=10257 But in short: I don't like pink, I have never liked pink. It's just my luck that the Ultimate Accessory Ever is pink. Oh well. The pink sleeve has wobbly dangly things on the end which can, without fail, make me come, and come HARD, in SECONDS. No kidding, really. It's worth getting a few sets for spares, or to give away to those special friends who have not yet discovered The Joys Of The Dangly Things. ;) When the pocket rocket vibrates, the dangly things start buzzing around in circles so that the round nubbly things on the ends touch, move apart, then touch again. The whole thing is very soft silicone. The effect would be indescribable if I wasn't trying so hard to describe it. When those dangly things are buzzing near and on the clitoris, the effect will make you moan no matter who else is nearby. Even if a sexually repressed relative is within earshot, who is going to leave you a lot of money in their will, provided you never experience any sexual pleasure before the age of 98, will not prevent you from emitting deeply felt moans of blissful yumminess. I kid you not. One tip though, never ever EVER use silicone lube with this toy. It will disintegrate the sleeve, rendering it unfit to deliver The Sacred Dangly Treatment anymore. And you will be GUTTED. Believe Me, I was. Learn from my mistake, I beg you. :) As for the white sleeve, I had originally thought that, if the pink one was so utterly fantastic with only two dangly things, how amazing must the white one be with more?? But not so. Somehow, the white one, while also quite gorgeous to experience, somehow just doesn't have the "oomph" the pink one has. It is extremely pleasant, to be sure. But I remain a faithful devotee of the pink one with The Magic Dangly Things. Still, the white one is fun, for variety. Thank you, LoveHoney, for stocking these things!! You ROCK!. xoxo Lubyanka. :)
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