It is just impossible to say anything harsh about this toy while it is sitting in front of you. The giant eyes, the coy smile...it's too much. I actually had to move elsewhere to write this review, since I didn't want to hurt his feelings any.
This really is an absolutely adorable vibe. Completely unintimidating, he would make an excellent present for someone new to sex toys. He is also fully waterproof, making him a great bathroom addition. He has a cute little stand that lets you put him on display, which is doable since he looks completely innocent.
However. I am hesitant to be fully supportive of single speed vibes in general just because I find them very hard to orgasm with. Either they are too powerful at the beginning to enjoy, or they are too weak at the end to finish the job. This one, I found to be a little too weak. He may work for women who don't like a lot of intensity.
He is shaped so that there are plenty of different types of surfaces to use for different sensations. There is a nice space between his eyes, if you like to have vibration on either side of your clit, but not on it directly. I also liked the narrow bit of his tail.
I did, however, have some problems with his squeeze on-off function. It can be devilishly hard to find just where to squeeze, which can be frustrating, and I found that as I tend to squeeze down a little as I'm nearing orgasm, I can sometimes turn him off inadvertently. Which...is not enjoyable.
All in all, he is a cute little toy who sits nicely beside my I Rub My Penguin, but he won't ever be more than an adorable novelty.