Gyrating Scintillator Vibrator

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Been There, Done That.

Pros:
Very open minded.

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Hates heterosexual women who claim not to like looking at nude men.

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Anything consensual is worth a go.

I seemed to have a reputation as an insatiable nymphomaniac so I thought I’d give monogamy a try. Twelve years and three children later my marriage is still going strong.

However, I confess, since the kids have all started school the extent of our experimentation and fantasy enactment is increasing rapidly as is my stock of books, DVDs and toys.

Things that turn me on include; handsome and/or intelligent men with big penises, attractive women with nice breasts, things that buzz and porn as long as it involves nude men with erect penises (although I prefer a half-way decent story line and/or humour.)

Several lifetimes ago I wrote porn/erotica as my job and I am attempting to earn a living as a writer again now my children are no longer as dependant on me. So please feel free to give me a job!