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Hidden Desires Chocolate

Hidden Desires Chocolate

Overall Rating: 8/10
Reviewed by 1 Orgasm Army user
Fun Factor: 7/10
Romance Factor: 4/10




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Review Summary About the Author

Man Eater

By Private Debora Cheri 19 September 2006 -

Author's Product Ratings


Overall Rating: 8/10
Fun Factor: 7/10
Romance Factor: 4/10

Pros

The picture is the main thing about this chocolate and that is superb.

Cons

Chocolate Cheek not Chocolate Chic. The packaging could be more stylish.

Bottom Line

Well worth a look. (It seems a remarkable use for some incredible technology.)

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Private Debora Cheri

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General

Location:

United Kingdom

Reviews Written:

58

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Been There, Done That.

Pros:
Very open minded.

Cons:
Hates heterosexual women who claim not to like looking at nude men.

Bottom Line:
Anything consensual is worth a go.

I seemed to have a reputation as an insatiable nymphomaniac so I thought I’d give monogamy a try. Twelve years and three children later my marriage is still going strong.

However, I confess, since the kids have all started school the extent of our experimentation and fantasy enactment is increasing rapidly as is my stock of books, DVDs and toys.

Things that turn me on include; handsome and/or intelligent men with big penises, attractive women with nice breasts, things that buzz and porn as long as it involves nude men with erect penises (although I prefer a half-way decent story line and/or humour.)

Several lifetimes ago I wrote porn/erotica as my job and I am attempting to earn a living as a writer again now my children are no longer as dependant on me. So please feel free to give me a job!

Full Review

I held the chocolate slab up to the light there revealed was a perfect male torso. The six pack deliciously three dimensional and a body I longed to lick.

The image is a sepia figure of an exceedingly appealing male torso, the skin looks tanned and the impression that it is three dimensional is so effective it looks as if you could just reach out and caress the skin. Nothing obscene is shown and it is therefore amusing rather than outrageous. (Considering how lifelike it appeared I would love to see a ruder version.)

The packaging is not remarkably attractive however it is presentable enough to give as a gift. It made a drunken party crowd of women roar with laughter and no one could possibly find it offensive.

Most of us are worried about our weight so the taste is less important than the way it looks, but for the sake of the review I felt I had to eat some. White chocolate is not my favourite and it was a large slab so I resorted to giving most of it away. I thought it tasted alright, my children loved it.

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