Loves animals (not that way you pervert!), art, painting, dancing and trained in braodsword fighting, boxing, bellydance and erotic hypnosis. Formerly a London Domme and fetish model who stared in documentaries and told the odd rude story on fantasy chanel X (with my clothes on!) and was once a covergirl for Kane magazine. Now I run a corsetry business and a fetish club.Biggest turn ons are sex toys, reading erotic fiction, loves PVC and BDSM. Turned off by porn (ironicly) and smoking. I love long hair on guys too and well, there's just something about Trannies!
When I received my 'hello pussy' lube (in cute pink with an obvious similarity to hello kitty logo) my husband was a little weirded out by the penis head shape on the end – I found it funny especially as the lube was to dispensed from the glans. It is a big tube! You need to take the cap off and then the penis head pops out a bit when you pull it and opens it, and then pushed back in to close it, much like a sports drink bottle. Or at least it is supposed to but mine doesn’t actually work and nothing would come out, only a little air could pass either way.
But no matter, I will fill up a pump action soap dispenser with it instead as I prefer this method to tubes anyway.
As to the main thing, the lube. It is silicone based which is condom safe and super slippy. It stay slippy, in fact it doesn’t stop being slippy, it doesn’t go sticky or dry out – ever! This is great for the sex part, and especially if you want something to use for anal as this stuff is very light in texture, not runny but not gloopy. Colourless, odourless and tasteless – sounds perfect right? Well only if you don’t mind the clean up as you need to have a wash or at least have baby wipes on hand unless you want to feel slippy down there for the next 24 hours at least.
Overall a great lube but the packaging let it down for me personally. Probably just mine though.