Top Help Questions
What is the Orgasm Army?
The Orgasm Army is the biggest sex toy review site on the Internet. It’s designed to help you
decide which sex toys, lubricants, condoms and sexual health products are right for you.
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How do I join the Orgasm Army?
Anyone over the age of 18 can join the Orgasm Army. Go to the sign-up page, choose a username
and password, and then check your e-mail for a confirmation message from us.
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How can I retrieve my username and password?
If you have forgotten your username or password, go to the reminder page
and enter the e-mail address that is associated with your account. You will be sent an e-mail with
your username and password. If you can’t remember your e-mail address, please click here to
send us a message.
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How do I confirm my account?
When you have entered your details on the sign-up page, you will be
sent an e-mail containing a confirmation link. Click the link and your account will be activated.
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Who can post messages and write reviews?
Only Orgasm Army members can post messages and write reviews. Messages are posted immediately
to the site and the messageboards are moderated by Orgasm Army Officers who will
remove offensive messages. Reviews are checked by an Orgasm Army Officer before they are posted to
the site, so there may be a delay before your review appears.
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How do I write a review?
Find the product that you would like to review on the Orgasm Army site and click the “Write a review”
link. If the product you want to review isn’t already listed on the site, click the
Add a review for a new product link under the search box towards the top of the page.
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I submitted a review but I can’t see it on the site. Why?
Reviews are checked by an Orgasm Army Officer before they are posted to the site, so there may be a
delay before your review appears. Usually it will only take a few hours for your review to be approved,
but it may take longer at weekends and on public holidays.
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Does Orgasm Army sell products?
No, the Orgasm Army site does not sell products itself. We link to Web sites such as LoveHoney and
Ann Summers where you can buy sex toys and other sex products.
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Can I get free sex toys?
Maybe! We are always on the look out for people to review new sex toys. If you write good reviews of
products, you may be spotted by an Orgasm Army Officer and chosen to receive a free product to review.
The more good reviews that you write, the more chance you have of receiving a free product.
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What are the Orgasm Army ranks?
All recruits in the Orgasm Army have a rank which reflects the contribution they have made to the Orgasm Army site.
We keep the exact forumla a secret to stop people gaming the system, but it's based on how many product reviews you
have written, whether other members find your reviews helpful, and how many messages you have posted to the forums.
The more reviews you write, the more positive feedback you get and the more messages you post, the higher your rank.
The ranks are:
- Officer Cadet
- Lieutenant
- Captain
- Major
- Lieutenant Colonel
- Colonel
- Brigadier
- Major General
- General
- Field Marshall
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How can I be a top Cadet?
Every week we crunch the numbers to work out who are the top
cadets and we show the charts on the
Browse Members page.
The rankings are based on the number of reviews you have written,
the number of messages you have posted to the
Orgasm Army forums
and the number of other cadets who have clicked to say they like your reviews.
We show an All Time Top Cadets
chart and also weekly charts showing the
Top 20 Reviewers
and Top 20 Posters.
It's a great achievement to be listed in either chart - you can get there by writing more great reviews
and contributing to the Orgasm Army sex toys discussion
forums.
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Who are the Orgasm Army Officers?
The Orgasms Army Officers run the Orgasm Army Web site, moderate the messageboards and double-check
reviews before they are posted on the site. Some Officers are employees of LoveHoney, some are recruits
who wanted to become more involved in the running of the site. You can identify messages and reviews from
Orgasm Army Officers because their cadet names all start with the letters “OA”. If you would like to be
an Orgasm Army Officer, please send us a message using the feedback page.
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How do I contact Orgasm Army?
You can send us a message using the feedback page.
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I’ve seen an offensive message. What should I do?
If you have seen an offensive message, please report it to us using the
feedback page.
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