I'd seen this DVD for sale in every Ann Summers store, so when making a recent Love Honey order, I thought I'd treat myself.
I decided to save watching it until my boyfriend and I were on holiday the following week, hoping for it to be the start of a wild night in!
So, drinks were poured, lights dimmed low...and so it starts...
...the most unsexy, least passionate night of my life.
Yes, women are different to men, we get stimulated in different ways...that's all well and good but I'm sorry, if you spend £20 on porn, surely you expect to see people actually having sex? If so, don't waste your time with this. Sex And The City is more graphic!!
Everything was cut or shot out of view, so all you had was people pulling their best "oh that feels so good" face whilst someone jiggles about just out of shot...
Women, it is said, are more turned on by a good story, after all, that's why erotic novels are usually aimed for women...
For example:
Poor, hard done by assistant has mean boss so has sex in front of people playing pool with mean boss's friend(?)...mean boss then joins in.
How about..:
Weird looking foreign man & 'alternative' Brit chick go back to her place and get naked over beans on toast (not literally)...because a club/cafe/whatever was closed.
Or...:
Two girls wandering about in pants and t-shirts start fighting about who should get more credit for a project, one grazes her elbow so they start making out...
Turned on yet? I sure wasn't.
This wasn't even slightly sexy. In fact, I was so p***ed off for wasting £20 on this that my partner went to bed with our backs to each other.
Awful.