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A challenge worth taking up
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Lieutenant
mimi
26 October 2008
Pros:
Size, real feel.
Cons:
Nothing.
I must admit I didn't realise that it was going to be this big, but that probably added to the excitement!
I'd recommend plenty of lube for this one as it is big, but it definitely delivers!
It really does give you that full up feeling! It does however intimidate the boyfriend....
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Great
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Lieutenant
slide_and_ride
22 October 2008
Pros:
Felt wholesome!
Cons:
Nothing
Wife absolutely loved it, Said it felt huge!
Just lubed it up and away she went!
Definitely would recommend this to anyone, would even consider buying another for a backup!...
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OMG!
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Captain
gagging4it
12 September 2008
Pros:
Felt huge and tight in me
Cons:
Nothing
I got this as a present, and was a bit intimidated by the size at first, but after giving it a quick wash and some KY, by the time I lay back, and I couldn't take it quick enough. By the time I added a vibrating clit stimulator, I was screaming for mercy, coming again and again and bucking like a bronco as it rubbed against my G-spot. Have never been so wet and aroused....
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Try this for size – you know you want to!
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Lieutenant
Naughty Devil
10 September 2008
Pros:
Great for filthy full up sex and exploring your limits
Cons:
Too big to keep in your handbag!
My girlfriend and I had spotted this a few months back whilst late night window shopping. I could tell straight away she was aroused by the thought of trying this beauty out, but nervous about the size. I knew she loved the full feeling, and after a particularly naughty night I decided to get her this rather large surprise gift to try for size!
Other reviewers have talked about surprising their partners with this, but take my word for it, you should show it to them when it arrives, then let them...
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Heaven!!!!!!!!
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Lieutenant
ladette
03 September 2008
Pros:
Never felt so full before - lovely
Cons:
Nothing really
Was never bothered about size until I got a new boyfriend who was "BIG". I had to upgrade my toys to match the experience and bought this to try. I was a bit daunted at first by the girth, but "warmed up" with my regular dido first. A bit more lube then "oh my god"! Definitely full and the orgasm was intense. Can definitely recommend it girls!...
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A BIG surprise
by
Lieutenant
{eliza}
13 April 2008
Pros:
Everything
Cons:
Nothing
Reviewer: A hungry girl
I looked at this with my boyfriend and found myself turned on by all the reviews and as I'd always secretly lusted after being stretched to the limit we ordered it with great anticipation.
I didn't know it had arrived but it must have been quickly because, only a couple of days later we were having a marathon session and I felt it more than saw it. I could feel it's cold, smooth head pressing against my outer lips and gasped, 'Is that what I think it is?' He laughed as...
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Utter joy from a LARGE Toy Joy
by
Colonel
Hornyminx
27 March 2008
Pros:
Big, hard and satisfying! My new favorite!
Cons:
The suction cup, but I can live without it!
As always my order arrived within 24 hours. The door bell went at 8am, so I signed for my package and rushed upstairs. After opening the box and looking at all my new goodies I opened up my new cock. I owned a cock that used to vibrate, but I wore it out and so cut off the wire and have been using it as a large dildo. The problem with that is that it was just a a bit too wobbly.
I was already wet and ready after the excitement of opening my new goodies, but I knew my old big friend required a...
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We both loved it.
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Lieutenant
Hubble
06 March 2008
Pros:
Lovely and smooth so not an excessive amount of lube required.
Cons:
Suction cup isn't all that great but the wide base and it not being too floppy means you can still lower onto it quite easily.
The box arrived whilst I was at work and the wife asked me what was inside. I told her 'some toys for us both'.
I'd bought the vac-u-lock frosted handle and buttplug attachment, the vac-u-long classic dong and the Dazzling Extra Thick Jelly Cock.
Later at bedtime I brought out the vac-u-lock classic dong with the handle inserted. She laughed at it and said it looked like half a rolling pin and began beating my butt with it.Hehe. After my lady had warmed to this I put the handle into the vac-u-lock...
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Holy mother f*ck!!!
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Lieutenant
ilovewide
20 February 2008
Pros:
Absolutely everything, really get a great stretch.....
Cons:
Not one single thing at all .....
OH MY GOD! When I got this I was slightly apprehensive, even after reading the reviews on the site. A lovely gentleman who knew I preferred thick bought this for me, but when I got it I thought I had made a bit of trouble for myself...
I couldn't have been more wrong - it's the bestest thing ever. You have to really take your time at first, but once it's in it stretches your pussy to the max. The tight feeling is so horny your drowned quite quickly. It's absolutely fantastic if you want to actually...
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Biggy!!!
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Captain
*minx*
24 January 2008
Pros:
Overall size, firmness and good material, easy cleaned
Cons:
Nothing bad at all, just work slowly.
When I received my product (and I must say delivery was super quick) I took it out of the packet and was like... ohh my god! I didn't think there was a hope in hell that this would fit! I have to say though, a lot of lube is needed and you need to take your time, but once this monster cock is in, you couldn't possibly feel any fuller!! I loved the firm feel of this dildo, and it has the capability to give you a good g-spot bashing, resulting in fantastic orgasms!!
This has fast become my favourite...
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HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Captain
Addicted to Toys
19 November 2007
Pros:
Everything!!
Cons:
Size is quite intimidating at first!!
This is the first dildo I've used as I thought 'if it doesn't vibrate... what's the point??' But the size of this one convinced me to get it and oh my god is it big!
When i first saw it I thought that it wouldn't fit, but I was excited to give it a go!! It was a little tricky to get in at first (you need lots of lube) but in it went and my god do you feel filled!
Definitely a great toy for when you want to be filled like never before!!...
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Male - UK
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Lieutenant
Nothing Face
12 November 2007
Pros:
Its thickness.
Cons:
Too hard?
I didn't know whether I could take this huge cock - every time I look at it, I can't believe I can take the whole thing in my ass.
It has a suction base, which is pretty secure. I stick it to a smooth surface and slowly sit down on it until it's all inside me; it makes you feel insanely full, especially if you can make it all the way to the balls at the base.
It's an amazing dildo to just ride up and down on, and if you ram it in and out of your ass really fast by hand, it's the most intense...
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Jayne
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Captain
juciy jayne
19 October 2007
Pros:
Size, both girth and length
Cons:
Size........................when not aroused enough!
Really, believe me when I say that this product is not for the faint hearted. Firstly let me tell you that it was a surprise gift from my husband! Yes he actually bought this for me,................... and what a suprise,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It satisfies beyond belief, filling spaces you didn't know ever exsisted. The first few plays were a shared experience but my lastest play was solo........................ With only a few centimeters forced in I had an earth shatting orgasm.
Recommended...
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Amazing
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Lieutenant
anal lover 666
19 August 2007
Pros:
Size
Cons:
A bit hard
When it arrived I thought no way would it fit in my ass, but after some loosening with other dildos I finally got it in and it made me whimper like a little girl. It felt that good now I want to go bigger.
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Mmmmmm....
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General
ameri2490
14 August 2007
Pros:
Everything...girth, texture, length
Cons:
N/A
What a satisfying cock! Nice and thick, nice texture, feeling amazing inside. WELL worth the price, great quality as well. I say you need to try it yourself to feel the effects of this beast!...
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Oh My God!!!
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Lieutenant
metalmiss
22 March 2007
Pros:
Length, girth, gives mindblowing orgasms.
Cons:
A little intimidating at first.
When this arrived I was almost certain it wouldnt fit... But I lubed it up anyway and took some time over it.
It was definately worth the effort!! Now I can barely put it down!!
This is a dildo which reaches some very deep places and makes sure you know about it!!! It gives me an orgasm that rocks my world everytime!...
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nice toy
by
Lieutenant Colonel
analgal
26 February 2007
Pros:
girth and length
Cons:
nothing wrong
I love the way it feels inside me, nice and hard. Makes for a good climax!...
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Full to the brim!
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Lieutenant
sexpit2
12 January 2007
Pros:
Girth, girth, girth!
Cons:
Nothing
Nice and thick - was a perfect for wifey's pussy after three babies!
Firm, but not too firm, we warmed this up in a jug of water before we used it for the first time - was well worth the wait and left just enough room for me to fit in wifey's ass at the same time whilst she used her finger rabbit to maximum effect!
Left us both in seventh heaven!
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Wow you don't get many of these to the hole
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General
sexybeast
04 November 2006
Pros:
Its big and thick and gets the orgasms flowing
Cons:
A bit too hard unless of course thats your thing
This is a large jelly cock and balls that feels firmer than we had expected. It is not just thick but is wider from side to side than it is from top to bottom. So if viewed from the end it is not a circle but an oval. It is fairly heavy as one would expect from something of this mass. Although big its shape helps ease the way in which is just as well given its size. Mrs sexybeast found it quite a squeeze at the first attempt of us using it. Not helped by a case of nervousness at the thought of making...
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Extra thick it is
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Officer Cadet
Sexlover
06 October 2006
Pros:
It fills u right to the brim
Cons:
nothing bad to say about this
Boy was I dazzled when I got this, couldnt wait for hubby to get home so he could help me play....
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THIS ONES A MONSTER!!!
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flossj
06 October 2006
Pros:
It feels realistic, and its Big, it gives you what you want and it gets you there fast, It did it for me in seconds. It looks good too, I got the purple one, but it also COMES in pink. I found the suction cup works best if you slam it down on to a hard surface, say a table or hard chair, I might try it on the tiles in the shower just to put a different angle on it..............Hope it dosent take the tiles of the wall or bring the house down!
Cons:
Nothing! But dont forget the lube!
The Joy Dazzling Extra Thick Jelly Cock is a MONSTER Cock!
I bought this for myself as I love that full feeling you get from a big one, and boy, does this do the job. It arrived this morning just after my partner had gone to work. I couldnt wait to try it out so I unrapped it and it felt great. At first I wondered if I could take it as I couldnt even get my mouth around it, but I thought I would give it a go.
I got out the lube I had bought with it and gave it and myself a good lathering,...
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Never mind the size - Listen to the screams of joy!
by
Lieutenant
SirLancelot
14 September 2006
Pros:
Texture and shape of this dildo is its best quality
Cons:
Suction cap not good enough. Using it alone is tricky, no grip especially with lube.
Bought this as a suprise for my wife, knowing she has a craving for thick cocks. Managed to push the tip of this monster into her pussy fairly easily due to the good shape, nice and smooth with a few bumps here and there. Once in it's just a matter of taking it easy until it has made itself at home, then hey presto - it's 'Don't scream so loud you'll wake up the kids' - Yes folks it's that good....
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ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by
Captain
merovingian
05 May 2006
Pros:
Fastest we've ever come from using a dildo on each other and nothing else!!!
Cons:
uses a lot of lube to keep it running smoothly! especially in the ass!
WOW! It's the only word to describe this monster. A healthy two and a half inches thick and just the right lengh to feel really full.
Piece of advice, buy lots of lube, this beauty just guzzles it and you definately don't want to take this baby dry! Was great to stretch my girlfriends pussy with and was surprised how little objection I got when I used it in her ass.
Realized why not when she fed it to my hungry ass, it's really well suited to anal entry, really smoth with no harsh ridges to overcome....
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