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Best Lesbian Erotica 2005

Best Lesbian Erotica 2005

Overall Rating: 3/10
Reviewed by 1 Orgasm Army user
Length: 3/10
Sex Scenes: 4/10
Sex Tips: 3/10
Story: 2/10




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Review Summary About the Author

Lesbian Erratica?

By Private Lick 28 February 2006 -

Author's Product Ratings


Overall Rating: 3/10
Length: 3/10
Sex Scenes: 4/10
Sex Tips: 3/10
Story: 2/10

Pros

Accessible for beginners, not terribly wordy

Cons

Boring, very vanilla, clunky and trite

Bottom Line

Certainly not a must have, will raise a smile but for all the wrong reasons!

Orgasm Army ID:

Private Lick

Rank:

Colonel

Location:

United Kingdom

Reviews Written:

23

Me and my girlfriend are here to explode the myth that lesbians don't have wild, furniture breaking, screaming, multiply orgasmic sex, and merely hold hands and read Sapphic poetry to each other. We'll try anything once and if we like it we'll do it again and again and again! I love to have fun, be spontaneous, and get down and dirty as often as possible. My turn-ons are too numerous to list because I'm a typical Scorpio, a horny litle minx, but frequently on the menu we have anal sex, strap-on sex, oral, double penetration, bondage, ejaculation play, role-playing and many other things! I like my sex toys, lubes, condoms etc. like I like everything else- top quality, fun to use, and massively pleasurable!

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I opened the book with high expectations of kinky girl-on-girl action, some hardcore, some soft, and above all something that would get me going. I was a bit miffed (not to mention as dry as the bottom of a budgie cage)by the time I'd finished it. With only a couple of truly titillating moments the rest of it was amateurish and clunky.
It might appeal to wet-behind the-ears newbies (sorry for the bad pun!) but it's so bad that even blokes would find it laughable. There's a whole world full of free porn that's better than this. I don't want to read about lesbian mind games or futuristic Sapphic shagging. This is a good laugh but nothing more, especially not if you're more 'experienced'.

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