I bought this as a present for someone, so I've written this review from that point of view - ie, as a man. Ladies should be able to get the point, though.
Anyway, I hear you say: Sixty-five big ones for something that's, basically, just a lump of metal? Why, it doesn't even need batteries? Do I look like a mug, you're asking?
Well, drop any notions about what makes a good sex toy. Put simply, the Funwand is probably the most effective dildo you'll ever encounter. Its design will ensure that you'll never tire of the various ways it can be used to bring about the most exquisite bliss.
The Funwand is one of the most beautiful items on this site. Just hold it in your hand. Oh, you can't. Well, it's hard, shiny, heavy, and exquisitely shaped to hit the spot. Many spots, in fact. The end with the single bulb is designed to hit her G-spot, which it does with unerring accuracy, and when you've done that you can flip her over and use the other end as the most perfect anal beads you'll find this side of Thailand. Or she can use them on you. The possibilities are endless.
It's the most perfect adjunct to oral sex I've yet to find. Even if, like me, you're an expert cunniliguist, you'll be amazed at the effect of sliding this inside her and gently massaging her while you do your thing on her clit. The first time we tried it, the first orgasm came within about two minutes, and was then followed by a series that were so close together it was hard to tell when one ended and the other began. By the time she told me to stop, she needed a sleep before she could recover the use of her legs. But by then, she just wanted to do it again. And again.
Solo play will be investigated later, and the way it holds heat and cold so well makes for some interesting possibilities. I expect a full report.
OK. In summary. What do you get for your money? You get an exquisite object that you may even want to put on your mantelpiece (it should probably come with some sort of stand). You can use it on her when you go down on her, or anally while making love, or she can use it on you in the same way. And she (or you) can use it when you're on your own. And every time, expect to come. A lot.
Isn't that what it's all about?