Customer Reviews

"Oooooooh!" not "Ouch", 03 Nov 2006

Reviewer: BBG

Size is, as they say, relative. And so it is with these Jumbo Jelly Thai Beads - they're not nearly as eye bulging as you might fear when compared to the genuinely jumbo butt plugs and dildos on offer at Lovehoney. Jumbo they might be for anal beads, but they're still of a size to suit even anal beginners.

First off, they're double ended, so you get the choice of using either the smaller beads or the larger to suit your mood. At this point I'll also explain that the jaunty angle of the current picture doesn't do full justice how these beads look. In the flesh the beads are separated by 10mm of rubber shaft and they aren't tapered as you might think, but consist of five 20mm wide beads on one end, five 24mm wide beads on the other.

As jelly goes these are pretty hard, not like the soft squidgy stuff on my Plug and Joy Butt Plug for example. They're more akin to rubber than jelly, but this turns out to be a huge bonus - unlike traditional anal beads (on a string) they're stiff enough to hold one end and thrust in and out without them buckling or flopping around, and this adds tremendously to the potential fun.

The first anal beads I ever used were a set I actually made myself as a frustrated but inventive 16 year old. Adult shopping was still a distant two years away (even though I could have legally had sex or been married at the time - go figure!) so necessity became the mother of invention. My beads were a lot smaller, but then so was my ass. I eagerly lubed up and slid them in. Just before I came I pulled them out expectantly, but the result was more "Ouch" than "Oooh" What I didn't know then, and the tip I'm about to give you is this: anal beads can give you a lot more pleasure if they aren't the first thing inside you. Anal foreplay is the key. Take a bit of time warming up first and slide a vibrator or a dildo inside your ass. Let it open you up and relax you. I promise you, half an hour of anal foreplay and you'll be gagging for the finale, and when it comes the pleasure doesn't have to end with just one yank. I love the feel of these beads slipping and sliding inside as I thrust them in and out, building up to and then tipping me over into orgasm in wave after wave of pleasure. The fabulous rippling sensation from the beads passing to and fro gets me every time! Oh yes, two ways is SO much better than one!

One final thing - I'm told these beads feel good when used vaginally too!

What more can I say except that I love every inch of these beads. They're cheap, they're moulded from one solid bit of rubber that can't go wrong, and they feel fabulous, At the last count, Lovehoney have an astonishing choice of 33 different anal beads, but I'm very glad I chose these. Highly recommended!

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