Body Paint & Rude Food

Chocolate Booby Lollipop

(10 reviews) IN STOCK

A delicious milk chocolate lollipop in the shape of everyone's favourite body feature - boobs! Give the gift of boobs (the gift that keeps on giving) to your partner, your best friend or all the boys on your Stag Night!

Jelly Willies

(8 reviews) IN STOCK

These gummy Jelly Willies will give you something to chew over while you're on the way to work! Assorted flavours make them perfect for office presents, Hen Night silliness and general sweet willy hilarity!

Gummy Edible Love Rings (3 Pack)

(7 reviews) IN STOCK

An edible twist on a long-standing staple of the bedside table. These edible cock rings will keep you hard and tasting sweet.

Chocolate Body Paint Tube 150ml

(57 reviews) IN STOCK

A squeezy tube of chocolate edible body paint with applicator brush. Simply warm up in your hands, spread over your partner's body and lick 'em clean - delicious!

Blow Job Mints 45g

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

A small tin of sweet mints that will enhance any blow job. Pop one on your tongue and let the tingling and teasing sensations take over! Deeee-licious!

After Dinner Willies Chocolates (10 Pack)

(15 reviews) IN STOCK

Ambassador! You're spoiling us with your dark chocolate willies with mint fondant centre. Ooh la la! The perfect post-prandial for any dinner party (except possibly the one with your new boss). 10 pack.

Peppermint Peckers 100g

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Each tin of sweet Peppermint Peckers contains approximately 20 extra-strong sugar-free willy-shaped mints! Ideal for freshening up before you go out, sharing with your friends or washing away those strange tastes the morning after!

Rainbow Cock Lollipop

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

It's impossible to resist giving this rainbow-coloured willy a lick! Share with your friends or enjoy it alone! Lolly is 9 inches long (including stick).

Chocolate Dick On A Stick

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

It's a dick, on a stick. And it's made of sweet milk chocolate! Give as a gift to your naughtiest friend or have a nibble in your lunch break. Sure to satisfy those cravings!

Chocolate Willy

(8 reviews) IN STOCK

Now here's something to get your teeth into. More than a mouthful of succulent milk chocolate penis to savour at your leisure. Practise your sultry technique or just gnash his head off!

Chocolate and Strawberry Lovers Body Pen Set

(47 reviews) IN STOCK

Sign your name across your lover's heart (and anywhere else that tickles your fancy) with this set of two flavoured pens in sweet strawberry and delicious chocolate. Romantic, sensual, erotic and fun!

Willy Light Up Lollipop

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

This fruity flavoured light-up lolly is a tasty treat, flashlight and willy-shaped wand all in one. Lots of fun on a night out with the girls or tucked up in bed!

Marshmallow Willies

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Get your chops round this box of perfectly plump pink marshmallow willies. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!

X-Rated Fortune Cookies

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Make it a meal to remember with these X-rated fortune cookies. Each Chinese takeaway-style carton contains 6 edible cookies with a naughty-but-nice X-rated fortune.

Lovehoney Get Fresh! Before During After Mints

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

Lovehoney's Get Fresh! Mints help you to feel confident during all kinds of sexy play. Grab one before sex to freshen up or use after oral play and lovemaking to reinvigorate your senses. With a bright, peppermint taste and a handy pop-open container.

Lust Dust Edible Body Powder 70g

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Sprinkle some of this sensual dust over your lover's body to enhance fun and games during foreplay and lovemaking. With the delicious taste and scent of raspberry, vanilla and sweet candy floss, it begs to be licked, kissed and spread over bare skin.

Chocolate Body Paint in a Tin

(1 review) IN STOCK

Get messy with this delicious tinned chocolate body paint. Brush the smooth liquid chocolate over bare skin and add a tempting taste to foreplay fun. A small brush lets you spread the paint easily before you start licking it off.

Candy G-String

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

The candy necklace of your childhood gets an erotic upgrade with this super-sweet and super-sexy Candy G-String. Slip it on and let a lucky someone eat it off! Yummy!

Giant Willy Cookie Cutters

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Your biscuits have never tasted so good! Includes 3 giant willy cutters for shaping your cookie dough into perfect penis sizes, ranging from small (6.5 inches), medium (8 inches) and large (10 inches).

Succulent Hard Willies 90g

(4 reviews) IN STOCK

For those with an oral fixation! Preserve your dignity and keep your dentist in clover with these saucy-shaped boiled sweets, in lemon, lime and strawberry flavours. Car journeys with Gran will never be the same!

Willy Cake Tin Large

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Perfect for hen parties and rude birthdays, this willy cake tin lets you bake perfect pecker-shaped cakes. Now comes in jumbo size for 15-inches of edible pecker!

Willy Cup Cake Tins (Set of Six)

(1 review) IN STOCK

What better way to start your hen night than with willy-shaped cakes?! Each cupcake pan will make six 4-inch willy cakes. These are great fun to make on a girls night in and ideal for hen night nibbles.

Gummy Edible Handcuffs

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Treat your partner to these delicious gummy handcuffs as a hint to what bedroom bondage is in store later! Flavoured with sweet fruits, not only do they look great but they taste fantastic!

Penis Pasta 250g

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

100% durum wheat pasta shaped like lovely willies! They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your belly!

X-Rated Love Hearts 44g

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

A raunchy twist on the classic Love Hearts sweets, these saucy treats include captions such as 'Lap Dance?', 'Sit On It!', 'I'm Horny!' and 'Gimme Head'!

Marshmallow Willies with Dipping Sauce

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

Fondue has never been so naughty! Grab a marshmallow willy and dip it in the gooey dark chocolate sauce. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!

Candy Nipple Tassels

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Complete your candy outfit - or just perform a yummy striptease! - with these cheeky candy nipple tassels. Tasty and titillating, they're guaranteed to please!

The Original X-Rated Candy 63g

(4 reviews) IN STOCK

A great box of saucy treats that include captions such as 'Spank Me!', 'Lick It!', 'Cum On Me!' and 'Wanna Blow Job?' Great as a naughty gift as they have space on the back for you to write who it's 'to' and 'from'!

Willy Party Tray

What better way to serve your hen party nibbles than on a super-sized willy tray! With three large places to put your snacks, this 16-inch tray is bound to be a conversation piece on your hen night!

Succulent Willy Lollipop

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

This is the sweetest willy you'll ever suck on! A fruity pink number with a bulbous tip, there's plenty to get your lips around. Beautifully presented with a red satin bow... if only the real thing was as well turned out!

Candy Bra

(4 reviews) IN STOCK

Hubba hubba! Following the sexy sweet Candy G-String is the lip-smacking Candy Bra. Sugary sweeties perfectly designed to cup your sugary sweeties!

Shunga Deluxe Edible Body Paint

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Combine your love of chocolate and your erotic nature with this deluxe body paint. Write love poems, draw pictures, play games, and, above all, enjoy licking it off...

Liquorice Willies

(1 review) IN STOCK

These liquorice willies are perfect for anyone with a naughty side and a sweet tooth! Great for giving as a gift or as a saucy hen party snack!

Clone-A-Willy Chocolate Moulding Kit

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Make a replica of your own (or someone else's!) willy out of solid chocolate and then hunker down for a lip-smacking treat! Includes everything you need to make an exact, solid milk chocolate copy of a penis!

Good Clean Love Origins Edible Massage Oil 60ml

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This gorgeous edible massage oil is perfect for indulging in a night of intimate massage with your lover. With a blend of natural scents this fantastic massage oil will get you in the mood for love as you lick and kiss it off your partner's body.

Candy Posing Pouch

(6 reviews) IN STOCK

A sweet and sexy candy posing pouch to keep his essentials tucked up nice 'n' neat. How long can you resist a little nibble at those sugary treats?

Cupidology Sizzling Body Candy

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Not only does this sizzling body candy taste great, it's also great fun to use with your lover. Trail the strawberry flavoured popping candy down the stomach of your partner then seductively lick it off as part of foreplay.

Silly Willy and Booby Nookie Cookies

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These seriously yummy nookie cookies are naughty pieces of shortbread shaped as willies and boobs... a very naughty, mischievous surprise for anyone delving into your biscuit barrel!

Glow Body Finger Paint

(1 review) IN STOCK

Turn off the lights and let your fingers do the walking... all over your bodies. See your lover in a whole new light as your fluorescent fantasies unfold in four glow-in-the-dark colours; orange, blue, green, yellow.

Edible Jelly Dildo

(4 reviews) IN STOCK

A smooth succulent dildo made from delicious strawberry flavoured jelly! Tease, tempt and seduce - then chomp down on the rounded head and textured shaft! De-licious!

Bijoux Double Ended Lovers' Lollipop

(6 reviews) IN STOCK

When lovers meet... with sticky tongues! Very tasty strawberry and champagne flavoured lolly with something to suck on at each end of the stick - perfect for playful couples everywhere.

Clone-A-Pussy Chocolate Female Moulding Kit

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Sex and chocolate - together! Make an exact copy of any vagina - in chocolate! Everything you need to make two delicious life-size edible copies in the comfort of your own home. Yum!

After Sex Mints 45g

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Need a pick-me-up after sex? This cute box of mints will sit on your bedside table and give you a refreshing little lift after all your naughty activities. For sweet smelling breath and a tingle on your tongue...

Chocolate Massage Body Butter Erotic Gift Set

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This erotic gift set contains everything you need to set a romantic mood and enjoy a sensual massage. This deliciously chocolate-scented erotic massage set contains body butter, scented candles, incense sticks, incense holder, spatula and instructions.

Good Clean Love Vanilla Chai Body Candy Cream 2oz

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This body butter is perfect for applying to your lover's body for a delicious addition to foreplay. The vanilla chai scent combines sweet flavours with the aromatic scent of Eastern spice making it irresistible to the palate. Organic and vegan friendly.

Good Clean Love Caribbean Rose Edible Massage Oil 60ml

With a delicate scent of Caribbean rose, this Good Clean Love Oil creates a soft, supple sensation when applied to skin. Use this edible oil as part of an intimate body massage or apply to your lips and rediscover the joy of kissing.

Good Clean Love Edible Massage Oil Gift Pack 1oz (3 Pack)

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Apply one of these delicious edible oils directly to your lips and kiss your way to erotic pleasure. Containing 100% natural ingredients and free from petrochemicals and parabens, these vegan-friendly oils smell beautiful and enhance foreplay.

Good Clean Love Cocoa Mint Body Candy Cream 2oz

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This body candy cream is perfect for spreading onto the skin of your lover and licking off as part of a sensual night of foreplay and fun. With organic ingredients, this mint chocolate flavoured body butter is suitable for vegans and 100% natural.

Jelly Boobs

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Gummy jelly boobs in assorted flavours. Something to chew over while you're on the way to work. Perfect for office presents, stag night silliness and general sweet booby hilarity!

Pasta Boobs 250g

(1 review) IN STOCK

Yay! Boob-shaped pasta just like mamma used to make! When is Heinz going to get the same idea and put some in a tin with some of that yummy tomato sauce - Alphabetti Spaghetti is so boring!

Willy Cake Tin Small

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Perfect for hen parties and rude birthdays, this willy cake tin lets you bake perfect 10.25 inch pecker-shaped cakes.

Good Clean Love Spicy Orange Body Candy Cream 2oz

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An aromatic body cream ideal for spicing up foreplay with your lover. Containing natural ingredients, this body butter combines the scent of oranges and oriental spice to add a delicious spark to playtime. Organic and suitable for vegans.

Chocolate Flavoured Nipple Spread Set

(1 review) IN STOCK

Spice up dessert time with the ultimate chocoholic's fantasy. This Chocolate Flavoured Nipple Spread comes with a silver spreading knife which you can warm in the microwave before applying your tasty treat.

Good Clean Love Indian Spice Edible Massage Oil 60ml

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This delicately scented edible oil is ideal if you want to indulge in the sensations of a sensual massage with your lover. The combination of sweet and spicy make this natural massage oil perfect for kissing and licking off your favourite erogenous zones.