Body Paint & Rude Food

Chocolate Booby Lollipop

(10 reviews) IN STOCK

A delicious milk chocolate lollipop in the shape of everyone's favourite body feature - boobs! Give the gift of boobs (the gift that keeps on giving) to your partner, your best friend or all the boys on your Stag Night!

Jelly Willies

(8 reviews) IN STOCK

These gummy Jelly Willies will give you something to chew over while you're on the way to work! Assorted flavours make them perfect for office presents, Hen Night silliness and general sweet willy hilarity!

Blow Job Mints 45g

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

A small tin of sweet mints that will enhance any blow job. Pop one on your tongue and let the tingling and teasing sensations take over! Deeee-licious!

After Dinner Willies Chocolates (10 Pack)

(15 reviews) IN STOCK

Ambassador! You're spoiling us with your dark chocolate willies with mint fondant centre. Ooh la la! The perfect post-prandial for any dinner party (except possibly the one with your new boss). 10 pack.

Peppermint Peckers 100g

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Each tin of sweet Peppermint Peckers contains approximately 20 extra-strong sugar-free willy-shaped mints! Ideal for freshening up before you go out, sharing with your friends or washing away those strange tastes the morning after!

Rainbow Cock Lollipop

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

It's impossible to resist giving this rainbow-coloured willy a lick! Share with your friends or enjoy it alone! Lolly is 9 inches long (including stick).

Chocolate Dick On A Stick

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

It's a dick, on a stick. And it's made of sweet milk chocolate! Give as a gift to your naughtiest friend or have a nibble in your lunch break. Sure to satisfy those cravings!

Chocolate Willy

(8 reviews) IN STOCK

Now here's something to get your teeth into. More than a mouthful of succulent milk chocolate penis to savour at your leisure. Practise your sultry technique or just gnash his head off!

Willy Light Up Lollipop

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

This fruity flavoured light-up lolly is a tasty treat, flashlight and willy-shaped wand all in one. Lots of fun on a night out with the girls or tucked up in bed!

Marshmallow Willies

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Get your chops round this box of perfectly plump pink marshmallow willies. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!

Succulent Hard Willies 90g

(4 reviews) IN STOCK

For those with an oral fixation! Preserve your dignity and keep your dentist in clover with these saucy-shaped boiled sweets, in lemon, lime and strawberry flavours. Car journeys with Gran will never be the same!

Giant Willy Cookie Cutters

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Your biscuits have never tasted so good! Includes 3 giant willy cutters for shaping your cookie dough into perfect penis sizes, ranging from small (6.5 inches), medium (8 inches) and large (10 inches).

Willy Cake Tin Large

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Perfect for hen parties and rude birthdays, this willy cake tin lets you bake perfect pecker-shaped cakes. Now comes in jumbo size for 15-inches of edible pecker!

Willy Cup Cake Tins (Set of Six)

(1 review) IN STOCK

What better way to start your hen night than with willy-shaped cakes?! Each cupcake pan will make six 4-inch willy cakes. These are great fun to make on a girls night in and ideal for hen night nibbles.

Gummy Edible Handcuffs

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Treat your partner to these delicious gummy handcuffs as a hint to what bedroom bondage is in store later! Flavoured with sweet fruits, not only do they look great but they taste fantastic!

Penis Pasta 250g

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

100% durum wheat pasta shaped like lovely willies! They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your belly!

Marshmallow Willies with Dipping Sauce

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

Fondue has never been so naughty! Grab a marshmallow willy and dip it in the gooey dark chocolate sauce. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!

The Original X-Rated Candy 63g

(4 reviews) IN STOCK

A great box of saucy treats that include captions such as 'Spank Me!', 'Lick It!', 'Cum On Me!' and 'Wanna Blow Job?' Great as a naughty gift as they have space on the back for you to write who it's 'to' and 'from'!

Willy Party Tray

What better way to serve your hen party nibbles than on a super-sized willy tray! With three large places to put your snacks, this 16-inch tray is bound to be a conversation piece on your hen night!

Succulent Willy Lollipop

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

This is the sweetest willy you'll ever suck on! A fruity pink number with a bulbous tip, there's plenty to get your lips around. Beautifully presented with a red satin bow... if only the real thing was as well turned out!

Liquorice Willies

(1 review) IN STOCK

These liquorice willies are perfect for anyone with a naughty side and a sweet tooth! Great for giving as a gift or as a saucy hen party snack!

Silly Willy and Booby Nookie Cookies

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These seriously yummy nookie cookies are naughty pieces of shortbread shaped as willies and boobs... a very naughty, mischievous surprise for anyone delving into your biscuit barrel!

Edible Jelly Dildo

(4 reviews) IN STOCK

A smooth succulent dildo made from delicious strawberry flavoured jelly! Tease, tempt and seduce - then chomp down on the rounded head and textured shaft! De-licious!

After Sex Mints 45g

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Need a pick-me-up after sex? This cute box of mints will sit on your bedside table and give you a refreshing little lift after all your naughty activities. For sweet smelling breath and a tingle on your tongue...

Chocolate Massage Body Butter Erotic Gift Set

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This erotic gift set contains everything you need to set a romantic mood and enjoy a sensual massage. This deliciously chocolate-scented erotic massage set contains body butter, scented candles, incense sticks, incense holder, spatula and instructions.

Clone-A-Pussy Chocolate Female Moulding Kit

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Sex and chocolate - together! Make an exact copy of any vagina - in chocolate! Everything you need to make two delicious life-size edible copies in the comfort of your own home. Yum!

Jelly Boobs

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Gummy jelly boobs in assorted flavours. Something to chew over while you're on the way to work. Perfect for office presents, stag night silliness and general sweet booby hilarity!

Pasta Boobs 250g

(1 review) IN STOCK

Yay! Boob-shaped pasta just like mamma used to make! When is Heinz going to get the same idea and put some in a tin with some of that yummy tomato sauce - Alphabetti Spaghetti is so boring!