Body Paint & Rude Food

Chocolate Booby Lollipop

(10 reviews) IN STOCK

A delicious milk chocolate lollipop in the shape of everyone's favourite body feature - boobs! Give the gift of boobs (the gift that keeps on giving) to your partner, your best friend or all the boys on your Stag Night!

Jelly Willies

(8 reviews) IN STOCK

These gummy Jelly Willies will give you something to chew over while you're on the way to work! Assorted flavours make them perfect for office presents, Hen Night silliness and general sweet willy hilarity!

Gummy Edible Love Rings (3 Pack)

(7 reviews) IN STOCK

An edible twist on a long-standing staple of the bedside table. These edible cock rings will keep you hard and tasting sweet.

Chocolate Body Paint Tube 150ml

(57 reviews) IN STOCK

A squeezy tube of chocolate edible body paint with applicator brush. Simply warm up in your hands, spread over your partner's body and lick 'em clean - delicious!

Blow Job Mints 45g

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

A small tin of sweet mints that will enhance any blow job. Pop one on your tongue and let the tingling and teasing sensations take over! Deeee-licious!

After Dinner Willies Chocolates (10 Pack)

(15 reviews) IN STOCK

Ambassador! You're spoiling us with your dark chocolate willies with mint fondant centre. Ooh la la! The perfect post-prandial for any dinner party (except possibly the one with your new boss). 10 pack.

Peppermint Peckers 100g

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Each tin of sweet Peppermint Peckers contains approximately 20 extra-strong sugar-free willy-shaped mints! Ideal for freshening up before you go out, sharing with your friends or washing away those strange tastes the morning after!

Rainbow Cock Lollipop

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

It's impossible to resist giving this rainbow-coloured willy a lick! Share with your friends or enjoy it alone! Lolly is 9 inches long (including stick).

Chocolate Dick On A Stick

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

It's a dick, on a stick. And it's made of sweet milk chocolate! Give as a gift to your naughtiest friend or have a nibble in your lunch break. Sure to satisfy those cravings!

Chocolate Willy

(8 reviews) IN STOCK

Now here's something to get your teeth into. More than a mouthful of succulent milk chocolate penis to savour at your leisure. Practise your sultry technique or just gnash his head off!

Chocolate and Strawberry Lovers Body Pen Set

(47 reviews) IN STOCK

Sign your name across your lover's heart (and anywhere else that tickles your fancy) with this set of two flavoured pens in sweet strawberry and delicious chocolate. Romantic, sensual, erotic and fun!

Willy Light Up Lollipop

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

This fruity flavoured light-up lolly is a tasty treat, flashlight and willy-shaped wand all in one. Lots of fun on a night out with the girls or tucked up in bed!

Marshmallow Willies

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Get your chops round this box of perfectly plump pink marshmallow willies. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!

X-Rated Fortune Cookies

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Make it a meal to remember with these X-rated fortune cookies. Each Chinese takeaway-style carton contains 6 edible cookies with a naughty-but-nice X-rated fortune.

Lovehoney Get Fresh! Before During After Mints

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

Lovehoney's Get Fresh! Mints help you to feel confident during all kinds of sexy play. Grab one before sex to freshen up or use after oral play and lovemaking to reinvigorate your senses. With a bright, peppermint taste and a handy pop-open container.

Lust Dust Edible Body Powder 70g

IN STOCK

Sprinkle some of this sensual dust over your lover's body to enhance fun and games during foreplay and lovemaking. With the delicious taste and scent of raspberry, vanilla and sweet candy floss, it begs to be licked, kissed and spread over bare skin.

Chocolate Body Paint in a Tin

(1 review) IN STOCK

Get messy with this delicious tinned chocolate body paint. Brush the smooth liquid chocolate over bare skin and add a tempting taste to foreplay fun. A small brush lets you spread the paint easily before you start licking it off.

Candy G-String

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

The candy necklace of your childhood gets an erotic upgrade with this super-sweet and super-sexy Candy G-String. Slip it on and let a lucky someone eat it off! Yummy!

Giant Willy Cookie Cutters

IN STOCK

Your biscuits have never tasted so good! Includes 3 giant willy cutters for shaping your cookie dough into perfect penis sizes, ranging from small (6.5 inches), medium (8 inches) and large (10 inches).

Succulent Hard Willies 90g

(4 reviews) IN STOCK

For those with an oral fixation! Preserve your dignity and keep your dentist in clover with these saucy-shaped boiled sweets, in lemon, lime and strawberry flavours. Car journeys with Gran will never be the same!

Willy Cup Cake Tins (Set of Six)

(1 review) IN STOCK

What better way to start your hen night than with willy-shaped cakes?! Each cupcake pan will make six 4-inch willy cakes. These are great fun to make on a girls night in and ideal for hen night nibbles.

Gummy Edible Handcuffs

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

Treat your partner to these delicious gummy handcuffs as a hint to what bedroom bondage is in store later! Flavoured with sweet fruits, not only do they look great but they taste fantastic!

Penis Pasta 250g

(3 reviews) IN STOCK

100% durum wheat pasta shaped like lovely willies! They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your belly!

X-Rated Love Hearts 44g

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

A raunchy twist on the classic Love Hearts sweets, these saucy treats include captions such as 'Lap Dance?', 'Sit On It!', 'I'm Horny!' and 'Gimme Head'!

Marshmallow Willies with Dipping Sauce

(5 reviews) IN STOCK

Fondue has never been so naughty! Grab a marshmallow willy and dip it in the gooey dark chocolate sauce. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!

Candy Nipple Tassels

(2 reviews) IN STOCK

Complete your candy outfit - or just perform a yummy striptease! - with these cheeky candy nipple tassels. Tasty and titillating, they're guaranteed to please!

The Original X-Rated Candy 63g

(4 reviews) IN STOCK

A great box of saucy treats that include captions such as 'Spank Me!', 'Lick It!', 'Cum On Me!' and 'Wanna Blow Job?' Great as a naughty gift as they have space on the back for you to write who it's 'to' and 'from'!

Willy Party Tray

What better way to serve your hen party nibbles than on a super-sized willy tray! With three large places to put your snacks, this 16-inch tray is bound to be a conversation piece on your hen night!