Body Paint & Rude Food
Free delivery on all Body Paint & Rude Food. Get a taste for something sexy in our range of body paint and rude food. Whether it's an erotic after-dinner mint, some lip-smacking body paint or some penis pasta, Lovehoney has the perfect gifts for you and your partner!
Pasante Lovers Lick 200ml
(16 reviews) IN STOCK
Drizzle your lover in delicious flavours and indulge in long, luxuriant licking. Fantastic for foreplay, they'll love the sensation of this flavoured syrup and you'll love the taste. Choose from banana, black cherry, bubblegum and strawberry.
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Chocolate Body Paint Tube 150ml
(48 reviews) IN STOCK
A squeezy tube of chocolate edible body paint with applicator brush. Simply warm up in your hands, spread over your partner's body and lick 'em clean - delicious!
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Blow Job Mints 45g
(4 reviews) IN STOCK
A small tin of sweet mints that will enhance any blow job. Pop one on your tongue and let the tingling and teasing sensations take over! Deeee-licious!
Lust Dust Triple Pack with Brush
(3 reviews) IN STOCK
Get a sugar high when you lick between her thighs with this trio of tongue tingling coloured sugars in dusky pink, yellow and blue. Arty folks will get kicks from making pictures using these sweet treats, but the real fun is in licking it off!
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Chocolate Booby Lollipop
(3 reviews) IN STOCK
A delicious milk chocolate lollipop in the shape of everyone's favourite body feature - boobs! Give the gift of boobs (the gift that keeps on giving) to your partner, your best friend or all the boys on your Stag Night!
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Boobie Egg Fryer
(2 reviews) IN STOCK
In the mood for some rude food? Make yourself some erotic eggs with this cheeky Boobie Egg Fryer! Perfectly suited for all kinds of food, you can make an assortment of yummy treats with this erotic kitchen accessory.
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Chocolate Willy
(8 reviews) IN STOCK
Now here's something to get your teeth into. More than a mouthful of succulent milk chocolate penis to savour at your leisure. Practise your sultry technique or just gnash his head off!
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X-Rated Love Hearts 44g
(5 reviews)
A raunchy twist on the classic Love Hearts sweets, these saucy treats include captions such as 'Lap Dance?', 'Sit On It!', 'I'm Horny!' and 'Gimme Head'!
Candy G-String
(4 reviews) IN STOCK
The candy necklace of your childhood gets an erotic upgrade with this super-sweet and super-sexy Candy G-String. Slip it on and let a lucky someone eat it off! Yummy!
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Jelly Willies
(7 reviews) IN STOCK
These gummy Jelly Willies will give you something to chew over while you're on the way to work! Assorted flavours make them perfect for office presents, Hen Night silliness and general sweet willy hilarity!
Chocolate and Strawberry Lovers Body Pen Set
(42 reviews) IN STOCK
Sign your name across your lover's heart (and anywhere else that tickles your fancy) with this set of two flavoured pens in sweet strawberry and delicious chocolate. Romantic, sensual, erotic and fun!
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Marshmallow Willies with Dipping Sauce
(5 reviews) IN STOCK
Fondue has never been so naughty! Grab a marshmallow willy and dip it in the gooey dark chocolate sauce. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!
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Cupidology Sizzling Body Candy
IN STOCK
Not only does this sizzling body candy taste great, it's also great fun to use with your lover. Trail the strawberry flavoured popping candy down the stomach of your partner then seductively lick it off as part of foreplay.
After Dinner Willies Chocolates (10 Pack)
(14 reviews) IN STOCK
Ambassador! You're spoiling us with your dark chocolate willies with mint fondant centre. Ooh la la! The perfect post-prandial for any dinner party (except possibly the one with your new boss). 10 pack.
Sweet & Naughty Erotic Tasty Penis Candy Treats 64g
(1 review) IN STOCK
A delicious selection of chocolate or fruit flavour sweets in penis shapes, presented in a clear tube topped with a heart. The perfect naughty gift for a friend or lover.
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Gummy Edible Love Rings (3 Pack)
(5 reviews) IN STOCK
An edible twist on a long-standing staple of the bedside table. These edible cock rings will keep you hard and tasting sweet.
The Original X-Rated Candy 63g
(3 reviews)
A great box of saucy treats that include captions such as 'Spank Me!', 'Lick It!', 'Cum On Me!' and 'Wanna Blow Job?' Great as a naughty gift as they have space on the back for you to write who it's 'to' and 'from'!
Candy Posing Pouch
(6 reviews) IN STOCK
A sweet and sexy candy posing pouch to keep his essentials tucked up nice 'n' neat. How long can you resist a little nibble at those sugary treats?
Candy Bra
(4 reviews) IN STOCK
Hubba hubba! Following the sexy sweet Candy G-String is the lip-smacking Candy Bra. Sugary sweeties perfectly designed to cup your sugary sweeties!
Candy Nipple Tassels
(1 review) IN STOCK
Complete your candy outfit - or just perform a yummy striptease! - with these cheeky candy nipple tassels. Tasty and titillating, they're guaranteed to please!
Rainbow Cock Lollipop
(1 review) IN STOCK
It's impossible to resist giving this rainbow-coloured willy a lick! Share with your friends or enjoy it alone! Lolly is 9 inches long (including stick).
Peppermint Peckers 100g
(3 reviews) IN STOCK
Each tin of sweet Peppermint Peckers contains approximately 20 extra-strong sugar-free willy-shaped mints! Ideal for freshening up before you go out, sharing with your friends or washing away those strange tastes the morning after!
X-Rated Fortune Cookies
(2 reviews) IN STOCK
Make it a meal to remember with these X-rated fortune cookies. Each Chinese takeaway-style carton contains 6 edible cookies with a naughty-but-nice X-rated fortune.
Giant Willy Cookie Cutters
IN STOCK
Your biscuits have never tasted so good! Includes 3 giant willy cutters for shaping your cookie dough into perfect penis sizes, ranging from small (6.5 inches), medium (8 inches) and large (10 inches).
Shunga Deluxe Edible Body Paint
(2 reviews) IN STOCK
Combine your love of chocolate and your erotic nature with this deluxe body paint. Write love poems, draw pictures, play games, and, above all, enjoy licking it off...
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Willy Light Up Lollipop
(3 reviews) IN STOCK
This fruity flavoured light-up lolly is a tasty treat, flashlight and willy-shaped wand all in one. Lots of fun on a night out with the girls or tucked up in bed!
Gummy Edible Handcuffs
(2 reviews) IN STOCK
Treat your partner to these delicious gummy handcuffs as a hint to what bedroom bondage is in store later! Flavoured with sweet fruits, not only do they look great but they taste fantastic!
Peppermint Candy Love Rings (3 pack)
(4 reviews) IN STOCK
A pack of three minty love rings for you and your partner to enjoy! Slip them over his shaft then nibble them off - delicious!
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