Adult Novelty Cards
We've got a fantastic range of cheeky, sexy, funny and downright naughty greetings cards! Give someone a real surprise with one of these birthday, Christmas and general occasion cards...
Minge... Adult Greeting Card
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Hmmm... The only thing we have to add to this card is the word 'twadge'! Impress your friends with this greeting card emblazoned with a choice selection of words all to do with our favourite lady parts! Blank inside for your own message.
Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey Greetings Card
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Quality X-rated greetings card with 'Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey' design. Blank inside for writing your own message. As if you need to add anything else!
Keep Calm and Make Love Greeting Card
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Take advice from the Ministry with this "Keep Calm and Make Love" greeting card. This bold card is a great gift to your lover for any special occasion and makes a great keepsake - just take the advice whenever you get your knickers in a twist.
You Sexy Thing... Adult Greeting Card
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Say it loud and proud, with this brash X-rated Adult greeting card with 'You Sexy Thing' wording. Blank inside for your own message, or dirty little drawing. Whatever you think will tickle the recipient's fancy!
I Really Love You! Greeting Card
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Romance your loved one with this adult greeting card - but don't forget the small print! X-rated card with 'I Really Love You!' in large letters and 'Oh, and You're a Great Shag' in teeny tiny print. Blank inside, for anything else you might like to add.
Now Do I Get That Shag? Adult Greeting Card
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Have a saucy Valentine's Day with a card that shows the recipient your true intentions! The 'Now do I get that shag?' wording is a great touch for lovers who don't think Valentine cards should just be about chocolates, flowers and romantic sentiments.
Love is Everything Sex is Better Greeting Card
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This tongue-in-cheek greetings card is perfect for birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, Valentine's Day or just because. The inside is blank, allowing you to expand your message with whichever words you like.
Love Greeting Card
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A retro-styled greetings card with bubble text in pinks and reds reading 'Love'. Perfect for letting someone know you love them in a fun and playful way.
Happy Valentine's Day Adult Greeting Card
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Hopeless romantics, look away now - this is the perfect Valentine's Day card for jokers and cynics. "Happy Valentine's Day My Love... Hope I'm Getting a Blow Job Tonight". Blank for your own message.
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