Write Your Own Sex Story

After the success of the competition last year, LoveHoney is proud to announce the second LoveHoney Vulgari Award for Erotic Fiction Competition!

We want all you budding erotic writers out there to get creative and start writing a saucy story! However, there is a twist - your story must involve at least one of the sex toys available from LoveHoney!

Whether it involves blindfolds and ball gags or Fleshlights and finger vibes, is entirely up to you!

Full story: Win £500 and Your Story as an E-book in the LoveHoney Vulgari Erotic Story Competition!

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Continuing with our fabulous tradition of giving away free erotic stories, LoveHoney is proud to present '7.30 Rhapsody' by Kathryn Snow!

This amazing story was one of the runner's up in our Erotic Story Competition, earning Kathryn £100 and the opportunity to see her story beautifully presented and published at LoveHoney!

'7.30 Rhapsody' is an intoxicating tale of a sexy and mysterious rendezvous with a stranger on the way to work. The story ebbs and flows beautifully, building up to an exciting climax that is sure to leave you hot under the collar and asking 'why can't all train journeys be like that?'!

Full story: Download a free, award-winning erotic story - 7.30 Rhapsody by Kathryn Snow

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We're thinking about changing our name to Free-Erotic-Stories 'R' Us, what do you reckon? No? We'll stick with LoveHoney then! We'll also stick by our promise to bring you the hottest free short stories around!

Our latest offering is the highly humorous and ever-so arousing They Get Lonely Too by Deacon Redwood. This fantastic story won a runner's up place in our Erotic Short Story Competition and won Deacon £50 worth of sex toys from LoveHoney!

This entertaining tale details the exploits of Maria and her favourite G-spot vibrator. Laced with humour and achingly sexy, this is a story which is sure to make you blush and smile at the same time!

Full story: Free Erotic Short Story - They Get Lonely Too by Deacon Redwood

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The original Joy of Sex revolutionized people's love-lives during the seventies with its hands-on approach to personal pleasure and sexual satisfaction. However, the book now seems a little dated and parts of it irrelevant to modern love-making. This is why publishers Octopus Books decided to enlist the help of Susan Quilliam to revamp it!

Susan Quilliam is an exceptionally talented writer, agony aunt, sex expert and relationship psychologist. With her impressive collection of work and years of experience, Susan is clearly the perfect candidate to add a modern edge to the book that is to sex guides, what Hoover is to vacuum cleaners!

Masterminded by Susan, The New Joy of Sex has been completely revised and combines 21st-Century thinking on sex and sexuality with the much-loved style of the original. The result is a unique guide for modern lovers that's intelligent, witty, insightful and illustrated with the most beautiful drawings and photographs.

The LoveHoney Erotic Book Club was lucky enough to get an interview with Susan and got to ask about the creation of the book, her opinions on sex and relationships and get some top tips on writing an erotic guide.

Full story: The New Joy of Sex - Interview and Top Tips from Author Susan Quilliam

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Some of the most erotic stories are those that involve sex toys. Last year, we challenged all the budding erotic authors out there to produce an erotic short story that involved a sex toy, for our LoveHoney Erotic Story competition.

One of the runner-up winners was Ellis Campbell with the story "Small Packages". This short tale earned Ellis £50 of sex toys and the chance to be published online at LoveHoney!

This sensual story tells the tale of one woman, one fantasy and her LoveHoney Magic Bullet mini-vibrator! With a clever twist to keep you captivated, this is a piece of erotica that you're bound to love!

Full story: Sizzling and Sexy - FREE Erotic Short Story from LoveHoney!

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We're good to you here at the LoveHoney Erotic Book Club! Not only are we offering the hottest books at the lowest prices, we're also bringing you another free erotic story!

This time, it's a sizzling tale of domination and submission from Erotic Story Competition runner-up Lexy Lenox. Entitled Pleasure Bound, this story won Lexy £100 and the chance to have her story published online!

Full story: Pleasure Bound - Another FREE Erotic Story from LoveHoney

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Last year LoveHoney ran an Erotic Short Story Competition. Erotica writers, from the amateur to the semi-professional, were asked to create a story that involved one of our sex toys and therefore have the chance of winning £100 worth of sexy treats for themselves!

Sex author Julie Peasgood, Nexus author Angel Blake and LoveHoney's Head Buyer Bonny Hall had a hard - but enjoyable - time reading through the hundreds of excellent submissions and eventually came to a unanimous decision.

The winner was Miss Red for her story The Magic Bullet - a seriously sexy short story that makes us love men in uniform even more!

Full story: Free Erotic Short Story - The Magic Bullet by Miss Red

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2008 marks Mills and Boon's centenary in the publishing world and to celebrate, the team have been giving advice on how to write a best-selling romance novel.

Although Mills and Boon have been criticised for repeating plot lines, the inevitable happy endings and the simple writing style, to still be going strong after 100 years is no mean feat!

The reason the books may be so popular is because of their dependability and escapist value. You know that if you pick up a book with a hot-pink cover you're going to get a romance novel with chaste kisses and blushing brides whereas picking up a flame-covered title from the Blaze series, will be full of lust-fuelled scenes and graphic erotica!

Full story: Top Tips from Romance Publishers Mills and Boon

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There really is nothing worse than getting totally absorbed in an erotic story, enjoying the plot, seeing how the characters develop, getting to your first hot and heavy sex scene and then - BAM! You're faced with a phrase which is not only very unsexy but extremely distracting, too!

In our Erotic Book Club Forum we have been discussing this precise phenomena which has come to be known as "Throbbing Member Syndrome". This terrible affliction affects writers of erotic fiction and causes them to use words and phrases which, quite frankly, set our libidos plummeting!

Full story: Words and Phrases to Avoid in Erotica

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Last year we ran an erotic story writing competition and the winning entry was Dirty Little Secret, by Carly Drew.

Six months later, and after we had unglued her hands from her head, we decided to offer Carly a job writing for LoveHoney - and we were delighted when she said: "Yes, that would be nice." (Or words to that effect.)

So you'll be seeing a lot more of Carly's words on LoveHoney by way of blogs, buyer's guides and (if we can persuade her) more erotic stories that we'll just give away for free. Because we (and Carly) are nice like that.

Welcome Carly!

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