• WildThing: User Profile

    I'm a sergeant in the Spanking Patrol.... where our motto is Keeping Our Orgasms Safe... This is a hard but worthwhile role..... :)

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    28 Jul 2014 Roza Euterpe Lace Suspender BeltRoza Euterpe Lace Suspender Belt Elegant and well made WildThing 9 out of 10
    21 Jul 2014 Bondage Boutique Double Metal Bondage ClipBondage Boutique Double Metal Bondage Clip Useful for the bedroom or utility belt WildThing 7 out of 10
    8 Jul 2014 Real Rapture Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup 5 InchReal Rapture Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup 5 Inch Joystick of orgasms WildThing 10 out of 10
    31 May 2014 Lovehoney Reversible Double Stroker ExtremeLovehoney Reversible Double Stroker Extreme Tight, bumpy and narrow WildThing 7 out of 10
    21 Apr 2014 Roza Ballerina Hold Up Stockings with PheromonesRoza Ballerina Hold Up Stockings with Pheromones Well made and with an interesting scent WildThing 7 out of 10
    21 Apr 2014 Dreamgirl Red Diamond Stretch Lace Bra and Strappy Short SetDreamgirl Red Diamond Stretch Lace Bra and Strappy Short Set Potential for sexiness but just not right WildThing 8 out of 10
    20 Apr 2014 Mates Skyn Large Non Latex Condoms (10 Pack)Mates Skyn Large Non Latex Condoms (10 Pack) Never go in without one of these skins WildThing 10 out of 10
    23 Mar 2014 Male Power Luxurious Soft Enhancer Boxer ShortsMale Power Luxurious Soft Enhancer Boxer Shorts Neat, smart and a turn-on WildThing 10 out of 10
    9 Mar 2014 TENGA Keith Haring Standard Edition Deep Throat OnacupTENGA Keith Haring Standard Edition Deep Throat Onacup Orgasmic - but a one shot wonder WildThing 8 out of 10
    8 Feb 2014 Envy Microfiber Skintight TrunksEnvy Microfiber Skintight Trunks Tight, smart and clinging, until they are ripped off WildThing 9 out of 10
    10 Jan 2014 Sliquid Swirl Pink Lemonade Flavoured Lubricant 125mlSliquid Swirl Pink Lemonade Flavoured Lubricant 125ml Lovely Lemonadey Liquid Bliss WildThing 10 out of 10
    9 Jan 2014 Fun Zone Vulcan Vibrating Wet Vagina Male MasturbatorFun Zone Vulcan Vibrating Wet Vagina Male Masturbator Incredibly good, realistic, took me to the moon WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Cottelli Hold Up Stockings with Striped TopsCottelli Hold Up Stockings with Striped Tops Amazingly made and great style WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Fever Thigh High Stripey StockingsFever Thigh High Stripey Stockings Little Miss Santa written all over it WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Lovehoney Small Satin Drawstring Toy BagLovehoney Small Satin Drawstring Toy Bag Great little bag - for naughty little gifts WildThing 10 out of 10
    22 Dec 2013 Leg Avenue Seamless Spaghetti Strap Fishnet BodystockingLeg Avenue Seamless Spaghetti Strap Fishnet Bodystocking Beautifully crafted, affordable and snug WildThing 9 out of 10
    30 Nov 2013 Lovehoney Release Masturbation Lubricant 100mlLovehoney Release Masturbation Lubricant 100ml Creamy Creamer WildThing 6 out of 10
    14 Nov 2013 Let's Fool Around DiceLet's Fool Around Dice Good laugh and fun WildThing 10 out of 10
    14 Nov 2013 Heart-Shaped Message MagnetHeart-Shaped Message Magnet Forget messages in bottles WildThing 9 out of 10
    2 Nov 2013 TENGA Play Gel Rich Aqua Water-Based Lubricant 150mlTENGA Play Gel Rich Aqua Water-Based Lubricant 150ml Slippery slidey loveliness WildThing 9 out of 10

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    21 Aug 2014 The ^ < v game
    ^ Yep < Wishes that it was always Summer v Thinks snow is fun.......
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    21 Aug 2014 Letter Game
    (His) Penis Only Issued Satisfactory Energy Depletion WARM
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    21 Aug 2014 Chain Reaction
    Horse play
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    21 Aug 2014 Change A Letter
    Jess
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    21 Aug 2014 Word Association Nine
    Bad
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    21 Aug 2014 The ^ < v game
    ^ Yep < Thinks that work should be banned for at least 5 months every year..... v Wishes that today was a Saturday?
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    21 Aug 2014 Change A Letter
    Just
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    21 Aug 2014 Sisters bf finding all my sex toys boxes bin!
    Sum Sub wrote: I have a tip lollipop... my neighbours are elderly, and sometimes I offer to take their bins out for them....
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    21 Aug 2014 Letter Game
    Some People Always Raid Keepsakes Leaving Everything SADNESS
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    21 Aug 2014 Change A Letter
    Last
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    21 Aug 2014 Sisters bf finding all my sex toys boxes bin!
    Agreed - he was just trying to make sure that "said boxes" weren't left that kerbside, for "failing to be appropriately placed...
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    21 Aug 2014 Change A Letter
    Past
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    21 Aug 2014 Last letter of the word game
    THE best way to cook though, is grilling, no fat and nice and dry...
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    21 Aug 2014 The ^ < v game
    ^Yep... < Has always kept the same profile pic... v Has changed their pic before
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    21 Aug 2014 Last letter of the word game
    GETTING up for a fry up is the best feeling I think.....
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    21 Aug 2014 Letter Game
    A Man Outsmarts Ugly Rodents SKIP
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    21 Aug 2014 The ^ < v game
    ^I think so yes < Likes Summer v Prefers Winter
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    21 Aug 2014 Chain Reaction
    Beg borrow
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    21 Aug 2014 Change A Letter
    Cost
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    21 Aug 2014 Word Association Nine
    Tripping
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    15 Sep 2012 Sex Toy Testers 189

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