• WildThing: User Profile

    I'm a sergeant in the Spanking Patrol.... where our motto is Keeping Our Orgasms Safe... This is a hard but worthwhile role..... :)

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    Monday Bondage Boutique Double Metal Bondage ClipBondage Boutique Double Metal Bondage Clip Useful for the bedroom or utility belt WildThing 7 out of 10
    8 Jul 2014 Real Rapture Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup 5 InchReal Rapture Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup 5 Inch Joystick of orgasms WildThing 10 out of 10
    31 May 2014 Lovehoney Reversible Double Stroker ExtremeLovehoney Reversible Double Stroker Extreme Tight, bumpy and narrow WildThing 7 out of 10
    21 Apr 2014 Roza Ballerina Hold Up Stockings with PheromonesRoza Ballerina Hold Up Stockings with Pheromones Well made and with an interesting scent WildThing 7 out of 10
    21 Apr 2014 Dreamgirl Red Diamond Stretch Lace Bra and Strappy Short SetDreamgirl Red Diamond Stretch Lace Bra and Strappy Short Set Potential for sexiness but just not right WildThing 8 out of 10
    20 Apr 2014 Mates Skyn Large Non Latex Condoms (10 Pack)Mates Skyn Large Non Latex Condoms (10 Pack) Never go in without one of these skins WildThing 10 out of 10
    23 Mar 2014 Male Power Luxurious Soft Enhancer Boxer ShortsMale Power Luxurious Soft Enhancer Boxer Shorts Neat, smart and a turn-on WildThing 10 out of 10
    9 Mar 2014 TENGA Keith Haring Standard Edition Deep Throat OnacupTENGA Keith Haring Standard Edition Deep Throat Onacup Orgasmic - but a one shot wonder WildThing 8 out of 10
    8 Feb 2014 Envy Microfiber Skintight TrunksEnvy Microfiber Skintight Trunks Tight, smart and clinging, until they are ripped off WildThing 9 out of 10
    10 Jan 2014 Sliquid Swirl Pink Lemonade Flavoured Lubricant 125mlSliquid Swirl Pink Lemonade Flavoured Lubricant 125ml Lovely Lemonadey Liquid Bliss WildThing 10 out of 10
    9 Jan 2014 Fun Zone Vulcan Vibrating Wet Vagina Male MasturbatorFun Zone Vulcan Vibrating Wet Vagina Male Masturbator Incredibly good, realistic, took me to the moon WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Cottelli Hold Up Stockings with Striped TopsCottelli Hold Up Stockings with Striped Tops Amazingly made and great style WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Fever Thigh High Stripey StockingsFever Thigh High Stripey Stockings Little Miss Santa written all over it WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Lovehoney Small Satin Drawstring Toy BagLovehoney Small Satin Drawstring Toy Bag Great little bag - for naughty little gifts WildThing 10 out of 10
    22 Dec 2013 Leg Avenue Seamless Spaghetti Strap Fishnet BodystockingLeg Avenue Seamless Spaghetti Strap Fishnet Bodystocking Beautifully crafted, affordable and snug WildThing 9 out of 10
    30 Nov 2013 Lovehoney Release Masturbation Lubricant 100mlLovehoney Release Masturbation Lubricant 100ml Creamy Creamer WildThing 6 out of 10
    14 Nov 2013 Let's Fool Around DiceLet's Fool Around Dice Good laugh and fun WildThing 10 out of 10
    14 Nov 2013 Heart-Shaped Message MagnetHeart-Shaped Message Magnet Forget messages in bottles WildThing 9 out of 10
    2 Nov 2013 TENGA Play Gel Rich Aqua Water-Based Lubricant 150mlTENGA Play Gel Rich Aqua Water-Based Lubricant 150ml Slippery slidey loveliness WildThing 9 out of 10
    15 Oct 2013 Envy Open Back Athletic Jock StrapEnvy Open Back Athletic Jock Strap Small, sexy and stylish WildThing 9 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Monday Word Association Nine
    Interfering
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Chain Reaction
    To be
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Change A Letter
    Fool
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday News that makes you go WHAT!
    Cheap&Easy wrote: http://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/17-year-old-girl-stuck-by-lightning-when-masturbating/ This article is disturbingly...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Change A Letter
    Fail
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Have you ever? Part.2
    Nope... Have you ever dropped an ice cream SPLAT on the floor after just buying it?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening 17
    Evening all..... hope you are all enjoiying the heat, humidity and general sweatiness of the current weather.... :)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday The Yes/No Game! Part 2
    Nope... Broken the bed during it.....?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Change A Letter
    Pain
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday skype cam ?
    Might I suggest that you read the forum rules here: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/help/forum-rules/ You might like to consider the...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    19 Jul 2014 Are men conditioned/ born to desire pussy.
    For me personally, just the sight of a vagina doesn't make me aroused. It is forever the person, not the pussy that is important.......
    Sex Tips & Talk
    19 Jul 2014 Word Association Nine
    Stewardess
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 Jul 2014 Last Film You Watched?
    The Matrix
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 Jul 2014 Change A Letter
    Robe...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 Jul 2014 Word Association Nine
    Aeroplane
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 Jul 2014 Change A Letter
    sexytime87 wrote: Dobe Please define??
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 Jul 2014 The Vending Machine
    Gets a cossack hat! Inserts a beach ball...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 Jul 2014 I could do with... pt.2
    ICDW a return to the old times.......
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 Jul 2014 ABC game, UK places!
    Queensbury :)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 Jul 2014 Lots of Lovely New Toys for Testing!
    Need anything still to be reviewed give me a shout :)  WildThing
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    Date Wishlist name Items
    15 Sep 2012 Sex Toy Testers 181

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