• WildThing: User Profile

    I'm a sergeant in the Spanking Patrol.... where our motto is Keeping Our Orgasms Safe... This is a hard but worthwhile role..... :)

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    23 Mar 2014 Male Power Luxurious Soft Enhancer Boxer ShortsMale Power Luxurious Soft Enhancer Boxer Shorts Neat, smart and a turn-on WildThing 10 out of 10
    9 Mar 2014 TENGA Keith Haring Standard Edition Deep Throat OnacupTENGA Keith Haring Standard Edition Deep Throat Onacup Orgasmic - but a one shot wonder WildThing 8 out of 10
    8 Feb 2014 Envy Microfiber Skintight TrunksEnvy Microfiber Skintight Trunks Tight, smart and clinging, until they are ripped off WildThing 9 out of 10
    10 Jan 2014 Sliquid Swirl Pink Lemonade Flavoured Lubricant 125mlSliquid Swirl Pink Lemonade Flavoured Lubricant 125ml Lovely Lemonadey Liquid Bliss WildThing 10 out of 10
    9 Jan 2014 Fun Zone Vulcan Vibrating Wet Vagina Male MasturbatorFun Zone Vulcan Vibrating Wet Vagina Male Masturbator Incredibly good, realistic, took me to the moon WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Cottelli Hold Up Stockings with Striped TopsCottelli Hold Up Stockings with Striped Tops Amazingly made and great style WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Fever Thigh High Stripey StockingsFever Thigh High Stripey Stockings Little Miss Santa written all over it WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Lovehoney Small Satin Drawstring Toy BagLovehoney Small Satin Drawstring Toy Bag Great little bag - for naughty little gifts WildThing 10 out of 10
    22 Dec 2013 Leg Avenue Seamless Spaghetti Strap Fishnet BodystockingLeg Avenue Seamless Spaghetti Strap Fishnet Bodystocking Beautifully crafted, affordable and snug WildThing 9 out of 10
    30 Nov 2013 Lovehoney Release Masturbation Lubricant 100mlLovehoney Release Masturbation Lubricant 100ml Creamy Creamer WildThing 6 out of 10
    14 Nov 2013 Let's Fool Around DiceLet's Fool Around Dice Good laugh and fun WildThing 10 out of 10
    14 Nov 2013 Heart-Shaped Message MagnetHeart-Shaped Message Magnet Forget messages in bottles WildThing 9 out of 10
    2 Nov 2013 TENGA Play Gel Rich Aqua Water-Based Lubricant 150mlTENGA Play Gel Rich Aqua Water-Based Lubricant 150ml Slippery slidey loveliness WildThing 9 out of 10
    15 Oct 2013 Envy Open Back Athletic Jock StrapEnvy Open Back Athletic Jock Strap Small, sexy and stylish WildThing 9 out of 10
    3 Oct 2013 Lovehoney BASICS Basic Nipple SuckersLovehoney BASICS Basic Nipple Suckers Nice little treat - suckertasctic WildThing 9 out of 10
    29 Sep 2013 Pasante Bullet Clear Water-Based Lubricant 75mlPasante Bullet Clear Water-Based Lubricant 75ml Slippy like a bullet from a gun WildThing 7 out of 10
    9 Sep 2013 Roza Genezis Lace and Mesh KnickersRoza Genezis Lace and Mesh Knickers Elegant and Erotic WildThing 9 out of 10
    19 Aug 2013 Envy Two by Jopen USB Rechargeable Silicone Mini VibratorEnvy Two by Jopen USB Rechargeable Silicone Mini Vibrator Pleasure stick for an enjoyable ride WildThing 9 out of 10
    19 Aug 2013 Sliquid Swirl Strawberry Pomegranate Flavoured Lubricant 125mlSliquid Swirl Strawberry Pomegranate Flavoured Lubricant 125ml Sweet, sensitive and slippery WildThing 8 out of 10
    19 Aug 2013 Fleshlight Powder Renewer 118mlFleshlight Powder Renewer 118ml Good for Fleshlight maintenance WildThing 7 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    23 Mar 2014 Shave or wax??
    Shave - with a venus razor and lube - it gives the closest finish :)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 The Yes/No Game! Part 2
    Nope... Wear a cock ring out on a date?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 Now listening to thread
    Trumpets - Jason Derulo
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 Name something you lick
    My OH.......................... :)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 The Yes/No Game! Part 2
    Nope.... Have sex in a shed?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 When did you last have sex?
    This morning.... it was intensely amazing!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    23 Mar 2014 The ^ < v game
    ^ Yep... love it... < Enjoys cream teas too.... v Puts jam on first with a cream tea?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 When did you last masturbate Part 3
    Not for a while..... but someone else did it today for me, so I'm not sure if that counts! :)
    Sex Tips & Talk
    23 Mar 2014 What cheered me up recently...
    Gem26 wrote: I got offered a job :) xx Well done Maam..... good job.... didn't even realise you were after a...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 What cheered me up recently...
    A smile, a hug and a cheery grin!
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 Would You Ever Part 3
    Nope... Ever danced in the rain?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 Change A Letter
    File (couldn't think of a single word to comeback with!!)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 Inspirational Thoughts/Quotes for the Day
    "I don't love her only in the daytimes.... or the nighttimes.... its the all-the-times that matter most..."
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 Good Morning / Afternoon and Evening Part 14
    Peitho wrote: Evening WT *waves* Evening...........
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 Hello everyone, i am new! :P
    Hey, hope you're continuing to enjoy the forums.... Make sure you have a read of the...
    Introduce Yourself
    23 Mar 2014 Would You Ever Part 3
    Yep.... Would you ever make a collage of sexy pics?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 Letter Game
    Do Remember Very Tight Rectums Eventually Make Openings....... SOMETIMES
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 What are you doing right now?
    Wishing I was snuggled in someone's arms................ (daydreams blissfully)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 Last letter of the word game
    THOUGH size does sometimes help in the equation...... ;)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    23 Mar 2014 Chain Reaction
    Cake sale
    Off-Topic Chat & Games

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    15 Sep 2012 Sex Toy Testers 107
    3 Apr 2014 Nice..... 15

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