• WildThing: User Profile

    I'm a sergeant in the Spanking Patrol.... where our motto is Keeping Our Orgasms Safe... This is a hard but worthwhile role..... :)

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    27 Jan 2015 Lovehoney Lifelike 8 Inch Pink Dildo with Suction CupLovehoney Lifelike 8 Inch Pink Dildo with Suction Cup Perfect pole of pure pleasure WildThing 9 out of 10
    6 Dec 2014 Tracey Cox Supersex 8 Inch Power Bullet VibratorTracey Cox Supersex 8 Inch Power Bullet Vibrator Bullet you say? This is a missile WildThing 9 out of 10
    10 Nov 2014 Dreamgirl Heart Open Back KnickersDreamgirl Heart Open Back Knickers Cheeky in more ways than one WildThing 10 out of 10
    21 Sep 2014 Lovehoney Gift SetLovehoney Gift Set Simple but interesting... WildThing 9 out of 10
    2 Sep 2014 Tracey Cox EDGE Water-Based Lubricant 100mlTracey Cox EDGE Water-Based Lubricant 100ml Brilliantly slippery WildThing 9 out of 10
    28 Jul 2014 Roza Euterpe Lace Suspender BeltRoza Euterpe Lace Suspender Belt Elegant and well made WildThing 9 out of 10
    21 Jul 2014 Bondage Boutique Double Metal Bondage ClipBondage Boutique Double Metal Bondage Clip Useful for the bedroom or utility belt WildThing 7 out of 10
    8 Jul 2014 Real Rapture Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup 5 InchReal Rapture Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup 5 Inch Joystick of orgasms WildThing 10 out of 10
    31 May 2014 Lovehoney Reversible Double Stroker ExtremeLovehoney Reversible Double Stroker Extreme Tight, bumpy and narrow WildThing 7 out of 10
    21 Apr 2014 Roza Ballerina Hold Up Stockings with PheromonesRoza Ballerina Hold Up Stockings with Pheromones Well made and with an interesting scent WildThing 7 out of 10
    21 Apr 2014 Dreamgirl Red Diamond Stretch Lace Bra and Strappy Short SetDreamgirl Red Diamond Stretch Lace Bra and Strappy Short Set Potential for sexiness but just not right WildThing 8 out of 10
    20 Apr 2014 Mates Skyn Large Non Latex Condoms (10 Pack)Mates Skyn Large Non Latex Condoms (10 Pack) Never go in without one of these skins WildThing 10 out of 10
    23 Mar 2014 Male Power Luxurious Soft Enhancer Boxer ShortsMale Power Luxurious Soft Enhancer Boxer Shorts Neat, smart and a turn-on WildThing 10 out of 10
    9 Mar 2014 TENGA Keith Haring Standard Edition Deep Throat OnacupTENGA Keith Haring Standard Edition Deep Throat Onacup Orgasmic - but a one shot wonder WildThing 8 out of 10
    8 Feb 2014 Envy Microfiber Skintight TrunksEnvy Microfiber Skintight Trunks Tight, smart and clinging, until they are ripped off WildThing 9 out of 10
    10 Jan 2014 Sliquid Swirl Pink Lemonade Flavoured Lubricant 125mlSliquid Swirl Pink Lemonade Flavoured Lubricant 125ml Lovely Lemonadey Liquid Bliss WildThing 10 out of 10
    9 Jan 2014 Fun Zone Vulcan Vibrating Wet Vagina Male MasturbatorFun Zone Vulcan Vibrating Wet Vagina Male Masturbator Incredibly good, realistic, took me to the moon WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Cottelli Hold Up Stockings with Striped TopsCottelli Hold Up Stockings with Striped Tops Amazingly made and great style WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Fever Thigh High Stripey StockingsFever Thigh High Stripey Stockings Little Miss Santa written all over it WildThing 10 out of 10
    30 Dec 2013 Lovehoney Small Satin Drawstring Toy BagLovehoney Small Satin Drawstring Toy Bag Great little bag - for naughty little gifts WildThing 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    22 Feb 2015 Sum up your day in three words
    Lots of Rain
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 Last letter of the word game
    Sometimes the words on here show a TENACITY and devotion to the game, well above normality.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 Chain Reaction part 2.
    Out cast
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 What was the last thing you had in your mouth?
    Chewing Gum
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 Have you ever? Part 3
    Nope Have you ever had sex in the rain?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 Change A Letter pt.2
    Slap
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 What's one thing you would love to do that the opposite sex can do?
    I'd like to be able to multi-task!
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 Word Association Ten
    Bright
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 Cream Pie?
    Richy wrote: i think my OH restricts them sometimes to avoid mess and makes me hold on to it or spurt on myself. Surely...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    22 Feb 2015 I could do with... pt.2
    ICDW giving my OH a hug!
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 smell of leather
    Can't say it turns me on - although I do like the smell of newly polished shiny shoes!
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 Pinwheel
    Blimey - this sounds like it could be painful - not sure I'd be able to cope!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    22 Feb 2015 Am I doing this right?!!
    LadyS wrote: Aw bless you, I don't think you're doing anything wrong. Sounds like you are both piling the pressure on though...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    22 Feb 2015 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Two
    I'm afraid they are a trademark of mine...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 Daddy or Chips Part 2
    Coleslaw Chicken or Beef
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 What do you fancy right now ?
    Sunshine!
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 If you could only have sex in one position for the rest of your life...
    Missionary! Legs over the shoulders - All the way!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    22 Feb 2015 Good Morning, Evening, Afternoon, Part Twenty Two
    Afternoon all..... just passing through!
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    22 Feb 2015 How long have you been together ???
    1 year! :)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    7 Dec 2014 Help & Advice
    See if you can have sex in every room in the house before morning?
    Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    15 Sep 2012 Sex Toy Testers 193

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