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  1. The Nymphomaniac: User Profile

    the_nymphomaniac_ness @ hotmail.co.uk

    Trying to normalise sex toys within society.

    Creator of Toy with me Tuesday a sex toy photography meme.

    Slowly setting up various safe sex toy resources and courses.

    Educating the world about safe sex and sex toys.

    Sex educator in training – officially training now ^_^

    A link between customers, bloggers, and sex toy companies – let’s bring everyone together!

    Sex toy design consultant.

    Sex positive writer.

    Pyrotechnic and long distant runner.

    Tofu addict, dark chocolate junky, malt whiskey sipper, and caffeine kinkster.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    22 May 2013 Seven Til Midnight Eleganza Lace String Side KnickersSeven Til Midnight Eleganza Lace String Side Knickers Poor Quality The Nymphomaniac 2 out of 10
    30 Mar 2013 Tracey Cox Supersex G-Spot VibratorTracey Cox Supersex G-Spot Vibrator It's just right to hit the spot The Nymphomaniac 9 out of 10
    27 Feb 2013 Fifty Shades of Grey Twitchy Palm Spanking PaddleFifty Shades of Grey Twitchy Palm Spanking Paddle Fifty Spankings The Nymphomaniac 8 out of 10
    14 Feb 2013 Fifty Shades of Grey Sweet Sting Riding CropFifty Shades of Grey Sweet Sting Riding Crop Silver Tongued Snapper The Nymphomaniac 10 out of 10
    5 Feb 2013 Two Knotty Boys Showing You the RopesTwo Knotty Boys Showing You the Ropes Excellent guide The Nymphomaniac 10 out of 10
    5 Feb 2013 The Toybag Guide to Basic Rope Bondage by Jay WisemanThe Toybag Guide to Basic Rope Bondage by Jay Wiseman Perfect little book for basic rope restraints The Nymphomaniac 8 out of 10
    15 Jan 2013 Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Intensified Anal BeadsFifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Intensified Anal Beads Maybe smaller, but intensely stimulating The Nymphomaniac 8 out of 10
    11 Dec 2012 Marc Dorcel Geisha Ball Silicone Butt PlugMarc Dorcel Geisha Ball Silicone Butt Plug Wriggle and Jiggle The Nymphomaniac 9 out of 10
    13 Nov 2012 Aneros EVI Hands Free Clitoral and G-Spot MassagerAneros EVI Hands Free Clitoral and G-Spot Massager The next stage of Kegel evolution The Nymphomaniac 9 out of 10
    13 Nov 2012 Lovehoney Satisfy Me G-Spot Silicone DildoLovehoney Satisfy Me G-Spot Silicone Dildo More than satisfied The Nymphomaniac 9 out of 10
    2 Oct 2012 Lelo Smart Wand Large Rechargeable VibratorLelo Smart Wand Large Rechargeable Vibrator Warning: This wand's magic is powerful The Nymphomaniac 10 out of 10
    2 Sep 2012 Tantus Tsunami Silicone DildoTantus Tsunami Silicone Dildo Ride The Waves The Nymphomaniac 9 out of 10
    2 Jul 2012 Lovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex SimulatorLovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator The sexual wheel of evolution The Nymphomaniac 4 out of 10
    15 Jun 2012 Coquette Darque Wet Look Bra Dress with Corset BackCoquette Darque Wet Look Bra Dress with Corset Back Sophisticatedly Dominant The Nymphomaniac 10 out of 10
    3 Jun 2012 PicoBong Kaya Waterproof Silicone Rabbit VibratorPicoBong Kaya Waterproof Silicone Rabbit Vibrator Kaya is A-O-Kay The Nymphomaniac 8 out of 10
    15 May 2012 Black Level Elbow Length PVC GlovesBlack Level Elbow Length PVC Gloves PVC Gloves The Nymphomaniac 7 out of 10
    9 May 2012 Betty eX Peep Show PVC Suspender KnickersBetty eX Peep Show PVC Suspender Knickers Retro Peep Show The Nymphomaniac 10 out of 10
    9 May 2012 Betty eX Dominique Vinyl Bullet BraBetty eX Dominique Vinyl Bullet Bra Retro with a bit of PVC kink The Nymphomaniac 10 out of 10
    4 May 2012 Lovehoney Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorLovehoney Happy Rabbit G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Happy Rabbit burrows its way into my affection The Nymphomaniac 10 out of 10
    13 Apr 2012 Erotic Dream Bag Thrusting Sex MachineErotic Dream Bag Thrusting Sex Machine Thrust into an Erotic Dreamland The Nymphomaniac 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Today Belly flattening exercises
    I found running very good. Hula hooping too. Actually when I was in better shape I did a bit of everything really, which worked really well....
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Lip Biting (your own)
    OMG, I just thought of something worse than biting my lip after the surgery.... I probably won't be able to kiss anyone for a week or so. I...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Norfolk Erotic Book Club
    Thanks Kasumi =) I know at least 5 people will be there... tht's good I feel. I'm hoping for a lot more though, as I have been chatting...
    Erotic Fiction
    Monday Norfolk Erotic Book Club
    I'm pleased to say that I've had some people email me about the club already, and now, I'm justfinishing the planning. I've...
    Erotic Fiction
    Monday PANDER TO ME!!!
    Somerland wrote: No plans at the momment. Can I ask what you like about it and why you would buy this lubricant more so than...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Monday Product Development Mini Colour Poll
    I like blue, not deep blue, maybe pastle or neon.... =) also black =)
    Inside Lovehoney
    Monday Sleeping with kegel balls inside
    fistinglover69 wrote: I don't understand.. what would be the point? Your muscles wouldn't be clenching them and thered be no...
    Sex Toys
    Monday Lip Biting (your own)
    Lovehoney - Alice wrote: How very Anastasia Steele... ! I was waiting for someone to bring that up ^_^ Alice, you...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Outdoor sex
    BDSM wrote: It's not illegal to have sex outdoors!  there are laws about public decency though and you do need to...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Monday Lip Biting (your own)
    Oh, I should get some Lovehoney mints ^_^ good idea! I probably will find solid food tricky for a bit too, I have more cosmetic surgery...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Last book you read/reading
    The Juliette Society by Sasha Grey. I fee the book has too many gaps, and side-tracks too often, for me to really get into it. There are a few...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Lip Biting (your own)
    I neveruse to be a lip biter, but it has become a habit of mine recently. Part of this is because I have a lump inside my mouth, which can get...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Monday Sleeping with kegel balls inside
    Lou22 wrote: I haven't but was considering this recently but was unsure as i thought it may become painful. Might give it a try...
    Sex Toys
    Monday Testing products
    ToxicJenni wrote: with underwear i like to wash it to see if it falls to pieces in the wash as part of my review, im such an old...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Monday Sleeping with kegel balls inside
    I'm just wondering if anyone else does this, and whether or not, you find it comfortable as well as pleasureable? I ended up falling...
    Sex Toys
    Sunday What would your dream job be?
    fizzy wrote: I was just wondering what peoples dream job would be? I would love to own a cattery somewhere by the sea....
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Saturday Aural porn
    If you follow some of the erotica publishers on twitter (Xcite) right now, there's a big thing with aural freebies of stories. May not be 100%...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Friday last nites tv
    I was very upset with how AS took advantage of the women who spent a large amount of time helping to design and promote the products. Yes two of...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Friday Why hasn't Lovehoney got any highstreet stores?
    Lovehoney - Jess wrote: The Nymphomaniac wrote: Lovehoney - Jess wrote: Lou22...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Friday Why hasn't Lovehoney got any highstreet stores?
    Lovehoney - Jess wrote: Lou22 wrote: Just imagining a huge supermarket style sex toy store so you could fit...
    Inside Lovehoney

    Wishlists

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    Date Wishlist name Items
    10 Sep 2010 Dildos 21
    10 Sep 2010 Lingerie 90
    12 Sep 2010 Vibes 30
    16 Sep 2010 Anal 11
    17 Sep 2010 Couple 11
    18 Sep 2010 Sex Toy Testers 104
    20 Sep 2010 Essentials 16
    20 Sep 2010 Under £10 38
    5 May 2011 Shoes 3
    15 Dec 2011 Wishlist 39
    25 Oct 2012 Books 22
    24 Nov 2012 Christmas 60
    26 Mar 2013 Birthday 47

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