• Spoonerism: User Profile

    Kinky, queer, burlesque performing toy reviewer and all round sex geek.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    6 Apr 2016 Coco de Mer Nell Pleasure Seed VibratorCoco de Mer Nell Pleasure Seed Vibrator Not a bad toy, just not for me Spoonerism 5 out of 10
    22 Mar 2016 Crowned Jewels Shaftsbury Double Ended Aluminium Dildo (C Curve)Crowned Jewels Shaftsbury Double Ended Aluminium Dildo (C Curve) Sexy Shiny Goodness Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    9 Feb 2016 L'Amourose Prism V Extra Quiet Rechargeable Prostate and G-Spot VibratorL'Amourose Prism V Extra Quiet Rechargeable Prostate and G-Spot Vibrator Possibly My New Favourite Vibrator Ever! Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    22 Jan 2016 Tantus Charmer Silicone G-Spot Prostate DildoTantus Charmer Silicone G-Spot Prostate Dildo Cute and well made but sadly underwhelming Spoonerism 8 out of 10
    4 Dec 2015 Cottelli Access All Areas Crotchless Wet Look BodyCottelli Access All Areas Crotchless Wet Look Body Super sexy and super comfy Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    18 Nov 2015 Lelo Lily 2 Luxury USB Rechargeable Clitoral VibratorLelo Lily 2 Luxury USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator Cute, quiet and powerful Spoonerism 8 out of 10
    20 Oct 2015 Doxy Skittle Extra Powerful Vibrator with UK PlugDoxy Skittle Extra Powerful Vibrator with UK Plug Hmmm, not sure about this one Spoonerism 7 out of 10
    23 Sep 2015 Eva Hands-Free USB Rechargeable Clitoral VibratorEva Hands-Free USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator Amazing concept, just not for me Spoonerism 7 out of 10
    14 Sep 2015 Seven til Midnight Plus Size Butterfly Open Cup Sheer ChemiseSeven til Midnight Plus Size Butterfly Open Cup Sheer Chemise A bit scratchy. Spoonerism 5 out of 10
    13 Jul 2015 We-Vibe Passionate Play CollectionWe-Vibe Passionate Play Collection A Beautiful Collection Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    4 Jun 2015 Fifty Shades of Grey Promise to Obey Arm Restraint SetFifty Shades of Grey Promise to Obey Arm Restraint Set You'll have no choice but to 'Promise to Obey' Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    9 Mar 2015 Bijoux de Nip Feather Nipple Tweezer ClampsBijoux de Nip Feather Nipple Tweezer Clamps Feather Tweezer Clamps Spoonerism 4 out of 10
    12 Feb 2015 Dreamgirl Plus Size Satin and Lace Chemise and Robe SetDreamgirl Plus Size Satin and Lace Chemise and Robe Set Purple Plus Size Robe and Chemise Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    10 Feb 2015 Bondage Boutique Extreme Leather Slapper WhipBondage Boutique Extreme Leather Slapper Whip Leather slapper Spoonerism 3 out of 10
    21 Jan 2015 Lelo Siri 2 USB Rechargeable Luxury Clitoral VibratorLelo Siri 2 USB Rechargeable Luxury Clitoral Vibrator A Petite Powerhouse Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    7 Jan 2015 Bettie Page Longing For Leather BullwhipBettie Page Longing For Leather Bullwhip Beautiful Bullwhip Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    8 Dec 2014 Bettie Page Picture This Spanking BatBettie Page Picture This Spanking Bat Bettie Page Picture This Spanking Bat Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    27 Nov 2014 Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot USB Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorFifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot USB Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Amazingly Powerful G-Spot Rabbit Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    25 Nov 2014 Nalone FiFi USB Rechargeable 7 Function Clitoral VibratorNalone FiFi USB Rechargeable 7 Function Clitoral Vibrator I hate this thing Spoonerism 1 out of 10
    12 Nov 2014 We-Vibe Tango Vibrator Pleasure Mate Collection SetWe-Vibe Tango Vibrator Pleasure Mate Collection Set We-Vibe Tango Vibrator Pleasure Mate Collection Set Spoonerism 6 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Thursday Fave go to toy for sex?
    Yep, We-Vibe Tango or Touch for me - or if you need a handle to make reaching easier then LELO Mona 2 or L'Amourose Prism V. The Doxy is...
    Sex Toys
    23 Mar 2016 9 years with OH and sex just keeps getting better!
    Welcome to the forums! Haha, I know exactly what you mean - we've been together for 7 years and things are just getting better everyday,...
    Introduce Yourself
    19 Feb 2016 Pegging dildos
    We love both the Fun Factory ShareVibe and original Share for pegging. They're both quite firm but my partner finds that more effective (they...
    Sex Toys
    11 Feb 2016 Best wand attachments?
    Another vote for the Flutter Tip attachment, it's my fave :)
    Sex Toys
    9 Feb 2016 Anyone else got an awkward bra size?
    I'm a 34HH... I don't even bother trying to buy a bra on LH! I have had some success with open cupped pieces of lingerie though, so...
    Lingerie & Clothing
    8 Feb 2016 bye
    ^ They used to send a returns label on the invoice with orders but the last two/three I've had just had a teeny invoice and no returns label :/
    Inside Lovehoney
    8 Feb 2016 What would you like to get pierced or what is your favourite piercing
    I have 11 piercings in total - 10 in my ears (Left ear: Helix, rook and 3 in my lobe. Right ear: Industrial, rook, 2 lobe and 1 high up on my lobe)...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    2 Feb 2016 REVIEWS needed , secret squirrel time !
    Would gladly test and provide an honest, detailed and speedy review :)
    Inside Lovehoney
    1 Feb 2016 What should I buy next!
    Just want to say, you have exquisite taste!!
    Sex Toys
    27 Jan 2016 New toy smell
    Best thing to do really is not buy cheap dildos made of materials like PVC/TPR/TPE/basically anything that's not 100% silicone. Silicone is the only...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    5 Jan 2016 How long does the L'Amourose denia take to charge?
    New toys can take an absolute age the first time they're charged. I can't remember how long my Denia took the first time but it does take...
    Sex Toys
    28 Dec 2015 PANDER TO ME!
    My phone's not being cooperative so I can't go back through the thread so apologies if this has already been asked, but just wanted to ask if LH will...
    Inside Lovehoney
    23 Dec 2015 Last Batch of Tester Samples Before Crimbo! Come and Get it!
    Hey Jess, We would happily review the Bondage Boutique Bondage Candles or the mystery "not-a-We Vibe" couples toy. Merry Christmas to you and the rest...
    Inside Lovehoney
    1 Dec 2015 Reviewing the Extra Quiet Section
    The Lelo Lily 2 is the quietest vibrator I own (and I own a LOT!). Very pricey though, but I believe the Lelo Nea 2 is essentially the same...
    Inside Lovehoney
    25 Nov 2015 Would you use one of your toys on your monthly?!
    I wouldn't even hesitate to use a toy (internal or external) if I felt like it while I'm bleeding. All my toys are non porous so can be...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    21 Nov 2015 Large Condoms
    Hey - my partner is on the rather girthy side of things (6 inches circumference around the shaft) and he struggled on with regular Durex for...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    21 Nov 2015 We-vibe Touch, MiMi or Nea?
    Lovehoney - Paige wrote: The Touch would be my favourite between all of the 3. The Mimi is quite popular but I dont really like the...
    Sex Toys
    19 Nov 2015 Lovehoney Desire is here at last....
    Lovehoney - Alice wrote: Spoonerism wrote: If that G-spot vibe has the same motor as the Happy Rabbit 2/FSOG...
    Sex Toys
    19 Nov 2015 We-vibe Touch, MiMi or Nea?
    The Touch is superb. I also have the Lily 2 which I imagine is the same motor as the Nea and is also pretty good, but the Touch is that bit more...
    Sex Toys
    19 Nov 2015 Lovehoney Desire is here at last....
    If that G-spot vibe has the same motor as the Happy Rabbit 2/FSOG Greedy Girl (that I know a lot of people have asked for) then I MUST own it!!
    Sex Toys

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    2 Feb 2012 Sex Toy Testers 3

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