• Spoonerism: User Profile

    Kinky, queer, burlesque performing toy reviewer and all round sex geek. I blog over at http://alwaysthelittlespoon.com/

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    13 Jul 2015 We-Vibe Passionate Play CollectionWe-Vibe Passionate Play Collection A Beautiful Collection Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    4 Jun 2015 Fifty Shades of Grey Promise to Obey Arm Restraint SetFifty Shades of Grey Promise to Obey Arm Restraint Set You'll have no choice but to 'Promise to Obey' Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    9 Mar 2015 Bijoux de Nip Feather Nipple Tweezer ClampsBijoux de Nip Feather Nipple Tweezer Clamps Feather Tweezer Clamps Spoonerism 4 out of 10
    12 Feb 2015 Dreamgirl Plus Size Satin and Lace Chemise and Robe SetDreamgirl Plus Size Satin and Lace Chemise and Robe Set Purple Plus Size Robe and Chemise Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    10 Feb 2015 Bondage Boutique Extreme Leather Slapper WhipBondage Boutique Extreme Leather Slapper Whip Leather slapper Spoonerism 3 out of 10
    21 Jan 2015 Lelo Siri 2 USB Rechargeable Luxury Clitoral VibratorLelo Siri 2 USB Rechargeable Luxury Clitoral Vibrator A Petite Powerhouse Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    7 Jan 2015 Bettie Page Longing For Leather BullwhipBettie Page Longing For Leather Bullwhip Beautiful Bullwhip Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    8 Dec 2014 Bettie Page Picture This Spanking BatBettie Page Picture This Spanking Bat Bettie Page Picture This Spanking Bat Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    27 Nov 2014 Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit VibratorFifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator Amazingly Powerful G-Spot Rabbit Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    25 Nov 2014 Nalone FiFi USB Rechargeable 7 Function Clitoral VibratorNalone FiFi USB Rechargeable 7 Function Clitoral Vibrator I hate this thing Spoonerism 1 out of 10
    12 Nov 2014 We-Vibe Tango Vibrator Pleasure Mate Collection SetWe-Vibe Tango Vibrator Pleasure Mate Collection Set We-Vibe Tango Vibrator Pleasure Mate Collection Set Spoonerism 6 out of 10
    11 Nov 2014 Lovehoney Nubby Textured Sensual Glass DildoLovehoney Nubby Textured Sensual Glass Dildo Lovehoney Nubby Textured Glass Dildo Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    2 Oct 2014 L'Amourose Mya Beads Kegel Ball SetL'Amourose Mya Beads Kegel Ball Set L'Amourose Mya Beads Spoonerism 9 out of 10
    29 Sep 2014 Bodywand G-Spot Magic Wand AttachmentBodywand G-Spot Magic Wand Attachment G-Spot Magic Wand Attachment Spoonerism 8 out of 10
    11 Sep 2014 Tantus Sport Ultra Premium Silicone G-Spot Dildo 5.5 InchTantus Sport Ultra Premium Silicone G-Spot Dildo 5.5 Inch Tantus Sport Spoonerism 8 out of 10
    11 Aug 2014 Lovehoney Silencer 6 Function USB Rechargeable Bullet VibratorLovehoney Silencer 6 Function USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator So close - yet so far Spoonerism 8 out of 10
    22 Jul 2014 Lelo Mia 2 USB Rechargeable Clitoral VibratorLelo Mia 2 USB Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator LELO Mia 2 Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    21 Jul 2014 L'Amourose Denia Extra Quiet Rechargeable G-Spot and Clitoral VibratorL'Amourose Denia Extra Quiet Rechargeable G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrator Ultra Powerful Dual Stimulator Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    19 Jun 2014 Two Knotty Boys Showing You the RopesTwo Knotty Boys Showing You the Ropes Showing You the Ropes Spoonerism 10 out of 10
    19 Jun 2014 Back on the Ropes by Two Knotty BoysBack on the Ropes by Two Knotty Boys Back on the Ropes Spoonerism 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Monday Soap characters and sex toys
    Okay, this thread reminded me of a youtube video I saw a while back. I had to go to some dark places to find it again but... I did. Enjoy....
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    24 Jul 2015 Lovehoney Sex Toy Testers Thread 2015!
    I would love that new Mustang but I'm not putting it on the list as I already have the multicoloured one for vag stuff (and adore it), have...
    Inside Lovehoney
    23 Jul 2015 Lovehoney Oh Gspot rabbit question
    I had the Oh! Rabbit Realistic and flame tested it - it passed with flying colours, plus as a reviewer I've experienced a lot of different...
    Sex Toys
    22 Jul 2015 When parents find toys...
    Oh god, quite recently myself and the OH wear getting dressed in my room having just showered together post playtime. While in the bathroom I'd...
    Sex Toys
    22 Jul 2015 Spit as a lubricant
    We often use spit to 'reactivate' lube once it starts to dry from all the friction and it's pretty good for that. As for the...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    21 Jul 2015 Are sex toy reviews slightly pointless?
    +1 for David. I personally find reviews almost invaluable when toy shopping. I pretty much always have since I started using toys as at the time I...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    21 Jul 2015 PANDER TO ME!
    sleepycelia wrote: NEvans wrote: I would love Lovehoney to stock a bigger variety of Tantus products, there seems to...
    Inside Lovehoney
    18 Jul 2015 Should I or not?
    I have the Fifty Shades rabbit which is the same as the Happy Rabbit 2 G-Spot... I bloody ADORE it and recycled all my other rabbits (except my...
    Sex Toys
    16 Jul 2015 Pegging dildo
    We like the Tantus Silks, available in small, medium & large on LH. They are a bit curved but find when in a harness they droop and kind of...
    Sex Toys
    14 Jul 2015 Lovehoney Sex Toy Testers Thread 2015!
    Boogaloo wrote: Aw that's a shame to hear :( I agree though - the tango is pretty amazing! Look forward to your review...
    Inside Lovehoney
    13 Jul 2015 Lovehoney Sex Toy Testers Thread 2015!
    The actual We-Vibe? Not so great for its intended use (it hurt my partner a bit ) but I was still really impressed with the technology. It did work...
    Inside Lovehoney
    13 Jul 2015 Lovehoney Sex Toy Testers Thread 2015!
    We-Vibe Passionate Play Collection review just submitted...
    Inside Lovehoney
    8 Jul 2015 What was the color of your first sex toy?
    Aqua green.
    Sex Toys
    7 Jul 2015 How important is it for your toys to look good?
    I am such a toy snob when it comes to looks. I like everything in my collection to be beautiful or reflect some aspect of my personality or style...
    Sex Toys
    7 Jul 2015 I need something earth shattering!!
    Check out the We-Vibe Tango! http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30320
    Sex Toys
    2 Jul 2015 Lovehoney Bloggers Part 3
    Recent reviews: Loving Joy Silicone Pleasure Balls http://alwaysthelittlespoon.com/2015/06/review-loving-joy-silicone-pleasure-balls/ Sliquid...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    2 Jul 2015 Boys coming over you
    My partner has a small obsession with it and tbh, so do I. We both find it really hot and fun! He doesn't mean it as being...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    27 Jun 2015 Lost For Words :x
    I'm exactly the same! Not shy, just complete mind blank when asked during sex. When I do manage to say anything, I have to be ridiculously...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    26 Jun 2015 Which sex & sex toy related words do you hate?
    DONG.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    26 Jun 2015 How exactly do you use a we-vibe?
    I just got the Passionate Play collection with the blue We-Vibe too - I had a quick "try on" earlier and it fits me surprisingly well AND...
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    2 Feb 2012 Sex Toy Testers 0

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