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  1. smirnoff09: User Profile

    I am an open minded person who knows what I want and when I want it...
    I am dippy but in a good way...love to laugh and like nothing more than enjoying life.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    13 May 2012 BlueBella Geisha Satin BraBlueBella Geisha Satin Bra Totally gorgeous smirnoff09 10 out of 10
    13 May 2012 Death By Orgasm Zombie 3 Speed Bullet VibratorDeath By Orgasm Zombie 3 Speed Bullet Vibrator I thought I had died and gone to heaven smirnoff09 10 out of 10
    28 Mar 2012 Kiss Me Deadly Longline Vargas GirdleKiss Me Deadly Longline Vargas Girdle Total class smirnoff09 10 out of 10
    18 Feb 2012 Lovehoney Please Me Orgasm Gel 75mlLovehoney Please Me Orgasm Gel 75ml Nothing happened smirnoff09 1 out of 10
    18 Feb 2012 Shag Factory Go Glow Vibe Light Up Vibrating BulletShag Factory Go Glow Vibe Light Up Vibrating Bullet Fun and funky smirnoff09 9 out of 10
    16 Feb 2012 iCollection Plus Size Open-Back Satin and Lace Chemise SetiCollection Plus Size Open-Back Satin and Lace Chemise Set Gorgeous but suspender straps too long smirnoff09 5 out of 10
    5 Jan 2012 BASIC Sex Toys Wickedly Powerful Orgasmic Love EggBASIC Sex Toys Wickedly Powerful Orgasmic Love Egg Totally orgasmic smirnoff09 10 out of 10
    2 Nov 2011 Bullet Vibrator - Ammunition RO-80mmBullet Vibrator - Ammunition RO-80mm Tipped to top all other bullets smirnoff09 10 out of 10
    5 Oct 2011 Doc Johnson Dual Heart Shaped Waterproof VibratorDoc Johnson Dual Heart Shaped Waterproof Vibrator Loooks really are not everything smirnoff09 6 out of 10
    2 Oct 2011 Adam and Eve Adam's Cock 8 Inch PleasureSkin DildoAdam and Eve Adam's Cock 8 Inch PleasureSkin Dildo Truly amazing... smirnoff09 10 out of 10
    17 Feb 2011 Seven Til Midnight Plus Size Zebra Print Mesh ThongSeven Til Midnight Plus Size Zebra Print Mesh Thong 7 til Midnight... could wear these all day long smirnoff09 8 out of 10
    12 Jun 2010 Travel Teaser Mini Bullet Vibrator KeychainTravel Teaser Mini Bullet Vibrator Keychain More tease than please smirnoff09 5 out of 10
    10 Jun 2010 Lovehoney Powerful Pocket VibratorLovehoney Powerful Pocket Vibrator Ohhh ahhhh and def a little bit more... smirnoff09 9 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    7 Mar 2013 What was the last thing you had in your mouth?
    not what i wanted to have in my mouth....    		 Off-Topic Chat & Games
    7 Mar 2013 hi all...long time no chat x
    thank you all...i am hoping to spend a bit of time catching up here...i have missed my lovehoney social life lol    		 Off-Topic Chat & Games
    6 Mar 2013 hi all...long time no chat x
    After not being around for a quiet a while I thought  I would pop back and say hello x Life has been so busy some good tihngs...    		 Off-Topic Chat & Games
    2 Jan 2013 Your most memorable Orgasm of 2012.
    28th July...we had just got engaged when back to our room and had the most amazing sex...i have never cum so hard or so many times...Bring on...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    2 Jan 2013 Leather clothing
    when I get down to my ideal weight....i am goimg to buy a leather skirt I havr had my eye on....a slim pencil skirt and can not wait to be able to...    		 Lingerie & Clothing
    1 Jan 2013 Happy New Year :)
    happy new yr....hope this year is special to everyone x    		 Off-Topic Chat & Games
    1 Jan 2013 Rate and say whats the best feature of the avatar of person above you
    10/10 perfect packge there     		Off-Topic Chat & Games
    1 Jan 2013 New Year Resolutions
    mine is simply relax more.... .today i have spent the morning cleaning...then cooked  a full english breakfast for everyone...went to...    		 Off-Topic Chat & Games
    12 Dec 2012 Corsets..!
    i have purchased one off another site ..will let you know how it is when it arrives    		 Lingerie & Clothing
    12 Dec 2012 How to ask him to dominate me?
    I am a very strong independent woman but I also enjoy rougher sex at times...I love being naked and being told to get on my knees an...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    15 Nov 2012 how many of you keep this site a secret??
    my OH introduced me to lovehoney....but he is not a forum user... I often tell him about my posts etc.    		 Off-Topic Chat & Games
    14 Nov 2012 A Weekend of Toy Fun coming up :-)
    oh have fun.....i was away mon/tues n bought a toy form another ssupplier...got it back to my hotel room and it did not work... i am def sticking to...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Nov 2012 Submissive Kitty Saying Hey
    hi kitty welcome and hope you have lots of fun x     		Introduce Yourself
    14 Nov 2012 The Yes/No Game!
    yes...drives me insane... Do you enjoy being tied up?    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Nov 2012 We Vibe Thrill...
    lol that is so funny...all i see now is a hoover...     		Sex Toys
    14 Nov 2012 Taking the plunge
    you look amazing...loving the lingerie to x    		 Introduce Yourself
    13 Nov 2012 I got 2 surprises gifts....Thankyou so much.
    thankyou soooooooo much  menyanthe, they have made my day xxx OH better hurry back from shopping before I go solo lol     		Sex Toys
    13 Nov 2012 corrupt-a-wish
    granted but your ex joins your family for ever... I wish i could take a year off work to travel    		 Off-Topic Chat & Games
    13 Nov 2012 Do You Use Lube Regularly?
    I do not have a problem with being to dry but we still use lube on a regualr basis...it can add so much...warming lube, tingling lube, floavoured...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Nov 2012 How Horny are you now?
    Off thew scale horny....jug got back form 2 days training...found i ahve bene sent 2 new toys as a gift form an amazing kind lovehoney user and he and...    		 Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    10 Jun 2010 smirnoff09 19
    5 Jan 2012 Sex Toy Testers 10

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