Sex-Nessie: Posts

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Read all about me and my overly active thoughts on all things sex at
http://naughty-nessie.blogspot.com
And please join, I'm beginning to feel like a social leper :D

TURN-ON'S:
Vibrators and dildos... I've seen and loved 'em all ;)
Cunnilingus & felatio
All clit and G spot stimulation.
Dirty talk in and out of the bedroom.
I enjoy a good, hard, sweaty shag as much as a long, slow, sensual one.
Porn films and erotic fiction
I love getting myself turned on for masterbation with some really great smut. I thought I was alone in this as a female until I found this fantastic forum:D

TURN-OFF'S:
I get turned of by crappy sex toys. There's nothing worse than getting all excited to play with your new toy, only to find out the bloody thing's a dud!
I hate lovers who brag about their 'amazing' performance DURING sex and don't mention me. Hey buddy, it takes two you know!
Unhygienic body parts are a massive no no.
Drunken sex. If you can't find the keyhole with your key to get into the house then... well, you can see where I'm going with this can't you?

Posts

Date	Message	Where?
6 Aug 2009	Dressing up for the blokes? Oh, a masquerade ball, now there's a sexy thought. I love that idea, if not just for a fantasy if nothing else. WandA you're completely right about...	Sex Toys
6 Aug 2009	Squirting Oh Good grief I love this site. I managed to squirt for the first time last month and to say I was shocked, amused and freaked out is an...	Sex Tips & Talk
13 Jul 2009	The Perfect Orgasam Army member!!!! Oh, the guy has to have Liam Neeson's dick. The man has a rather wonderful 12inches and I think he deserves an award for ever leaving his bed at all...	Sex Tips & Talk
13 Jul 2009	The Perfect Orgasam Army member!!!! SEXYGET 69 wrote: Oooo Nessie, I love sexy deep voices in women. That's one of my OH's best features but. . . .Unfortunately it loses it's...	Sex Tips & Talk
13 Jul 2009	The Perfect Orgasam Army member!!!! I'd give my vocal cords. All my past partners have loved phone sex with me as they say I have a sexy. deep drawel... I've certainly had enough...	Sex Tips & Talk
10 Jul 2009	Hey everyone! Hiya Little Lady Welcome to the foum, I'm a relative newbie to and you'll find evryone very friendly on here. As for reviews, I too had trouble at...	Introduce Yourself
10 Jul 2009	Need Tips On How To Feel Good About Myself Again HELP!!! TyMeDown, what a truly remarkable woman you are to still be standing after everything that has happened to you, I just hope that one day you realize...	Sex Tips & Talk
8 Jul 2009	Hello, good morning and goodnight Hell yeah, I'd take the lot of them on, no problem. I had the worlds biggest crush on Spike for ages and would be more than happy to jump up and down...	Introduce Yourself
8 Jul 2009	Hello, good morning and goodnight Yes, obscene mental pictures always accompany deep fried mars bars I think...	Introduce Yourself
7 Jul 2009	Hello, good morning and goodnight Oh, that's fantastic JayGee... There can never be too many Wheldon fans. You'll often see me plagiarizing the man. He's a funny, kind, talented man....	Introduce Yourself
7 Jul 2009	Hello, good morning and goodnight Hiya Oldbutalive I love your name and profile photo, that's excellent. It's the first time I've read a name on here and laughed in a while so thanks...	Introduce Yourself
7 Jul 2009	Hello, good morning and goodnight Ack, I should be beaten with a large wet fish for not coming on here for a couple of weeks. All you guys are fantastic to be so friendly and...	Introduce Yourself
23 Jun 2009	Hello, good morning and goodnight Ohh Nexas, an Irish American? You're spoilt ma boy, best of both worlds there. I agree with you. I'm always hassling Willie to let me call him Liam...	Introduce Yourself
23 Jun 2009	Hello, good morning and goodnight Good grief this site IS friendly. Thank you so much. Nice to see the Scots end kept up Fr33b1rd (oohh errrr). Yep I've been through a lot...	Introduce Yourself
23 Jun 2009	Hello, good morning and goodnight Hi Miss Nat and Sweetlove 666 thanks very much for welcoming me so nicely.. and indeed quickly :) I'm really good thanks miss nat. I'm currently...	Introduce Yourself
23 Jun 2009	Hello, good morning and goodnight You know what? That title was suppose to be funny but on rereading it even I stuck two fingers up at the screen and sighed! Hi, my names is Nessie or...	Introduce Yourself
23 Jun 2009	LoveHoney Forum Rules Hiya Carly I just wondered whether double posting is frowned upon? I ask as I made a post on one board about something but after I posted it I...	Inside Lovehoney
23 Jun 2009	When did you last have sex? I was lucky enough to be 'offered' at bit of slap and tickle by husband on Saturday. He currently thinks all his birthdays have come at once because...	Sex Tips & Talk
17 Jul 2008	Hysterectomy hang up! Hi I'm due to have a full hysterectomy in three weeks and, apart from all the other worries, I'm terrified my sex life will take a knocking. I'm only...	Sex Tips & Talk