Sex-Nessie: User Profile

Read all about me and my overly active thoughts on all things sex at
http://naughty-nessie.blogspot.com
And please join, I'm beginning to feel like a social leper :D

TURN-ON'S:
Vibrators and dildos... I've seen and loved 'em all ;)
Cunnilingus & felatio
All clit and G spot stimulation.
Dirty talk in and out of the bedroom.
I enjoy a good, hard, sweaty shag as much as a long, slow, sensual one.
Porn films and erotic fiction
I love getting myself turned on for masterbation with some really great smut. I thought I was alone in this as a female until I found this fantastic forum:D

TURN-OFF'S:
I get turned of by crappy sex toys. There's nothing worse than getting all excited to play with your new toy, only to find out the bloody thing's a dud!
I hate lovers who brag about their 'amazing' performance DURING sex and don't mention me. Hey buddy, it takes two you know!
Unhygienic body parts are a massive no no.
Drunken sex. If you can't find the keyhole with your key to get into the house then... well, you can see where I'm going with this can't you?