Refresher: User Profile

I have a fantastic sex life and enjoy all experiences and learning new ones. My biggest turn on is talking. I love getting dirty texts whilst at work its a great build up for things to come. No one knows what im reading its just for me. My turn offs umm i guess its the whole eating food etc off of the body. I swear to god I make so much mess,end up with god knows what attatched to me,it aint pretty! When we 1st started using toys it was when they resembled remote controlled cars,you know the 5 inch wire attatched to a shoe box style control panel that you needed to drive the vibrator up? Things do improve with time!