• PinkPolkaDot: User Profile

    I'm stupidly addicted to Lovehoney and can never resist a cheeky lingerie purchase. Forever searching the internet for more blue and green sex toys.

    Please don't add me as a friend if you're not an active forum member.

    I have a blog where I review sex toys: tealvalentine.com
    twitter: @TealValentine

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    24 Jul 2014 DOMINIX Deluxe Adjustable Nipple Clamp BarsDOMINIX Deluxe Adjustable Nipple Clamp Bars Intense and painful PinkPolkaDot 8 out of 10
    24 Jul 2014 Dreamgirl Red Diamond Sheer Polka Dot Skirted Suspender BeltDreamgirl Red Diamond Sheer Polka Dot Skirted Suspender Belt Cute, dotty and ruffly PinkPolkaDot 6 out of 10
    10 Jul 2014 Oh La La Cheri Eyelash Lace Bra and Skirt SetOh La La Cheri Eyelash Lace Bra and Skirt Set Awful fit PinkPolkaDot 3 out of 10
    2 Jul 2014 Seven Til Midnight Hourglass Fishnet DressSeven Til Midnight Hourglass Fishnet Dress Highlights your best assets or creates the illusion of an hourglass figure PinkPolkaDot 8 out of 10
    2 Jul 2014 Lovehoney Discover Water-Based Anal Lubricant 100mlLovehoney Discover Water-Based Anal Lubricant 100ml Amazing lube PinkPolkaDot 10 out of 10
    6 Jun 2014 Julian Snelling Rosebud Light Beginner's Aluminium Jewelled Butt PlugJulian Snelling Rosebud Light Beginner's Aluminium Jewelled Butt Plug Sparkly bum hole reporting for duty PinkPolkaDot 9 out of 10
    21 May 2014 iroha by TENGA Sakura Rechargeable Clitoral Vibratoriroha by TENGA Sakura Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator Sakura, oh my little Sakura why do you disappoint me so PinkPolkaDot 6 out of 10
    23 Apr 2014 iCollection See Through Polka Dot Lace ChemiseiCollection See Through Polka Dot Lace Chemise Polka Dot Beauty PinkPolkaDot 9 out of 10
    2 Apr 2014 Seven Til Midnight Euphoric Ecstasy Sheer Cami SetSeven Til Midnight Euphoric Ecstasy Sheer Cami Set Lovely little cami set PinkPolkaDot 9 out of 10
    25 Feb 2014 Dreamgirl Beyonce Faux Leather and Lace CorsetDreamgirl Beyonce Faux Leather and Lace Corset Sexy in Lace and Leather PinkPolkaDot 8 out of 10
    17 Feb 2014 Tantus Max O2 Silicone Realistic DildoTantus Max O2 Silicone Realistic Dildo Max the Monster PinkPolkaDot 9 out of 10
    29 Jan 2014 Lelo Hula Beads Remote Control Rotating Pleasure BeadsLelo Hula Beads Remote Control Rotating Pleasure Beads Great in theory but fail in practice PinkPolkaDot 6 out of 10
    28 Jan 2014 Glas Purple Rose Nubby Textured Glass DildoGlas Purple Rose Nubby Textured Glass Dildo Hands down the best glass toy I own PinkPolkaDot 10 out of 10
    20 Dec 2013 OhMiBod Discover USB Rechargeable Mini VibratorOhMiBod Discover USB Rechargeable Mini Vibrator A teaser that fails to please PinkPolkaDot 6 out of 10
    19 Dec 2013 Black Lace - The Gift by Portia Da CostaBlack Lace - The Gift by Portia Da Costa A very pleasant read PinkPolkaDot 9 out of 10
    2 Dec 2013 Lelo Gigi 2 Luxury Rechargeable G-Spot VibratorLelo Gigi 2 Luxury Rechargeable G-Spot Vibrator Beautiful and luxurious but not powerful enough PinkPolkaDot 6 out of 10
    27 Nov 2013 Tantus Slim Flurry Candy G-Spot Vibrator DildoTantus Slim Flurry Candy G-Spot Vibrator Dildo Fantastic Flurry PinkPolkaDot 10 out of 10
    18 Nov 2013 Fever Tiger Print BodysuitFever Tiger Print Bodysuit Very nice but very see-through PinkPolkaDot 8 out of 10
    13 Nov 2013 Tracey Cox Supersex Orgasm Gel 100mlTracey Cox Supersex Orgasm Gel 100ml Cool and tingly PinkPolkaDot 9 out of 10
    13 Nov 2013 Oh La La Cheri Lace Halter Neck Bra and Knickers SetOh La La Cheri Lace Halter Neck Bra and Knickers Set Beautiful but very big PinkPolkaDot 5 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Thursday Lovehoney Sex Toy Testers 2014
    PurringTiger wrote: Love the look of the new lingerie http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=32184 in blue is beautiful! I think...
    Inside Lovehoney
    16 Aug 2014 Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening 17
    Hey everyone - my giveaway ends at midnight so you only have a few hours left to enter :) http://tealvalentine.com/giveaway-im-feeling-blue-and-22/
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    13 Aug 2014 Lovehoney Bloggers Part 3
    My giveaway ends in 3 days http://tealvalentine.com/giveaway-im-feeling-blue-and-22/ - better get those entries in :D
    Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Aug 2014 What are YOU contemplating purchasing next?
    HappilyExperimenting wrote: I have no idea! I would really like some new lingerie mainly chemises and things I could sleep in, but I could...
    Sex Toys
    12 Aug 2014 Mentioning Other Items In Reviews
    I think comparing items is actually very helpful. Say you're comparing a bullet vibrator to another one, or mentioning a dildo you paired it...
    Inside Lovehoney
    12 Aug 2014 Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening 17
    DavidB1986 wrote: Good morning everyone.  Not going to lie Scorpi, I proper cried when I heard - one of my favourite...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    9 Aug 2014 What have you bought recently from LH?
    sleepycelia wrote: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14702 in white. I'm glad I saw they were being discontinued the other...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    8 Aug 2014 Household objects used as emergency sex toys.
    Seeing as I have around 50 toys, I seriously doubt that would ever happen. And even if they all did somehow manage to break, I'd never, ever use...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    3 Aug 2014 Iroha
    That's fair enough turksandcaicos, they are cute. But I can't imagine Sakura being comfortable to use during intercourse - the slit means you'd...
    Sex Toys
    3 Aug 2014 Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening 17
    MrsMcX wrote: Well hopefully she hasn't even had an interview with a company and she's just been saying it for attention or to try...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    3 Aug 2014 Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening 17
    sleepycelia wrote: Aaaaaaand it's the same person who frankensteined loads of other bloggers reviews and pictures a few weeks ago! Why am I not...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    3 Aug 2014 Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening 17
    MrsMcX wrote: Omg! I've just realised PPD, yours is the most helpful in all of then reviews, so obviously they've...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    3 Aug 2014 Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening 17
    There's no point naming and shaming, I think most people know who this is. Anyway, I reported it so they will hopefully be dealt with - let's just let...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    3 Aug 2014 Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening 17
    I just reported it, I'm so angry right now. Why does this keep happening to me? I've had someone contacting companies claiming to bee before just to...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    3 Aug 2014 Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening 17
    Ok make that 4. I was looking at the reviews of icicles 5 and I selected the most recent first option. Started reading the review and it seemed...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    3 Aug 2014 Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening 17
    Morning I am in shock. Someone on the forum has copied at least 3 reviews from my blog and submitted them as their own :/ what the actual hell.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    2 Aug 2014 Deal of the Day
    I hope the large black bags come up soon! I'd like to stock up on those.
    Inside Lovehoney
    2 Aug 2014 Lovehoney Bloggers Part 3
    20 minutes until my giveaway starts! http://tealvalentine.com/giveaway-im-feeling-blue-and-22/
    Sex Tips & Talk
    2 Aug 2014 Deal of the Day
    I bought 13! I thought I'd vary it a bit and buy lube too, not just bags haha,
    Inside Lovehoney
    2 Aug 2014 Good Morning, Afternoon and Evening 17
    I'm not even hungry but I really want a cheeseburger now...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    2 Jul 2012 Sex Toy Testers 11
    28 Aug 2013 Toys & Essentials 29
    18 Sep 2013 Lingerie & Clothing 28

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