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Reviews

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Date	See the product	Read the review	Reviewer	Rating
30 Jul 2012	Manrammer Sword Dildo with Handle	It's big... but not that big	Ork	10 out of 10
10 Jul 2012	Sunburst Sweet Dreams Wrap	Comfy	Ork	10 out of 10

Posts

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Date	Message	Where?
Yesterday	First date FrozenAngel wrote: ooo Nice Ork, would this be the old friend? Yep, now I just need to figure out how to explain the over...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Yesterday	First date So I'm no longer single...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Yesterday	Fetlife! The amount of weird pushy people wanting cam sex, bitch please I may be a whore, but you need to work for this Ork XD And random idiots...	Introduce Yourself
Yesterday	Windows or Mac? Microsoft... yeah that one XD Don't much care about systems lol, I just like microsoft.... people bitch about viruses etc a lot, but to be...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Monday	First date So he's still not really made an effort to get back to me... starting to lose hope on that date lol. In other exciting news! Been talking to an...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Monday	Lip Biting (your own) I generally do it when I'm thinking XD And I think a lot lol, I would say learn to associate it with pain... so like slap your self every time...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Sunday	What Are You Grateful For Today? Hope.	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Sunday	Crossdressing Off topic world domination for the win! Nah but seriously, I don't get why we still gender everything, the average human has what 80 years of...	Sex Tips & Talk
Sunday	Crossdressing WeeSteve wrote: KinkyFuckery wrote: Doesnt rock my boat but whatever floats your boat if we were all the same we...	Sex Tips & Talk
Sunday	What would your dream job be? Lol something that involves unlimited funds and doing nothing... best job ever! XD	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Sunday	The Happy Birthday Thread! Happy birthday Catlady :P	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Sunday	RANT ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ork hug for the single folk XD Nah but I know the feeling well, then all your single friends get relationships and you give them relationship...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Sunday	Getting looked at In public I often seem to have a terrifying pressence, that physically repels people from me XD I consider it a good thing though, my first girl...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Saturday	Guys - Do you enjoy watching yourself cum? I generally find a good orgasm, will leave you incapable of keeping your vision locked in one place, long enough XD	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Saturday	Kinky .... Nothing XD I hvae seen things that cannot be unseen, I have done things a lot of people only fantasize about, for me personally there is no longer...	Sex Tips & Talk
Thursday	First date Didn't realize how long this is taking XD Well update lol, still not actually met him, I know he's pretty busy and I'm now in the...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
Thursday	Mens maturity failings 1.Finding their own farts and burps hilarious That's nasty no matter who does it XD 2.Eating fast food at 2:00am Guilty and...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
12 Jun 2013	A boring life in a boring town Boring? Well it may not be England, but we've got everything you could want here in Fife! Drug dealers in every street, violence that puts...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
12 Jun 2013	Gamers! FrozenAngel wrote: Ork wrote: 360 is my weapon of choice :D Red faction guerallia is my general game, blowing stuff...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
12 Jun 2013	What is the best way to start talking to a women you've never seen before? Being Scottish I find "all right?" Is always a good conversation starter... XD That's about as far as my social skills go, though I...	Sex Tips & Talk

Wishlists

Date	Wishlist name	Items
2 Jul 2012	Sex toy tester	7
6 Sep 2012	If/when I get more cash :)	14

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