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26 Mar 2009 I'm in your forum, pwning your n00bs...
I find LOLcats are an excellent distraction when I'm frustrated and have no boyfriend or toys to hand. I laugh to hide the tears
Introduce Yourself
25 Mar 2009 I'm in your forum, pwning your n00bs...
Haha, wow I didn't think this would descend into an argument over text speak/geek speak! I for one can't stand text speak - impossible to read, hard...
Introduce Yourself
24 Mar 2009 What's does an orgasm feel like for you?
Couple No. 7 wrote:  My weirdest orgasm is something I call a "rainbow orgasm". I have absolutely no idea where it came from,...
Sex Tips & Talk
24 Mar 2009 I'm in your forum, pwning your n00bs...
Lubyanka wrote:  What an entertaining introduction!  Welcome.  :) Just in the interests of empathy and stuff, what with the...
Introduce Yourself
24 Mar 2009 How the hell do you have naughty fun in a cinema without it being obivous
Those new Showcase Cinema Deluxe cinemas have a couple of special screens in each one called the Directors Lounge - they basically have big comfy...
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