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    I'm a writer. I...have several major fuckups and so I'm not a nice person.

    I can roleplay, or chat or discuss things. But I won't start a converation, most of the time.

    I like bloodplay, bitings, necks and wrists. I guess this makes me a vampire, but fuck you, I don't sparkle.

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    Date Message Where?
    21 Oct 2012 Strangletoys
    BU what I'm looking for is like a collar that has a remote that presses in on ones neck.
    Sex Toys
    21 Oct 2012 Would You Rather?
    peacefully at 50 WYR drowning-play or rape-play
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    21 Oct 2012 Wait til your 20's?
    Nope.avi. Lost mine at 15
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    21 Oct 2012 Strangletoys
    @Ork, something like that. Thanks
    Sex Toys
    21 Oct 2012 Who is your sexual alter ego?
    Muse. Only toys or rulers or co-toys call me it. Tis nice.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Oct 2012 PANDER TO ME!!!
    Is there a chance of more things aimed at single men that aren't leather boxers/fleshlights/buttplugs, like nice play clothes, etc?
    Inside Lovehoney
    20 Oct 2012 Strangletoys
    Do they exist? Where can I get?
    Sex Toys
    26 Aug 2012 Conversion
    I'm a guy.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    25 Aug 2012 Conversion
    Alright. I'll give it a month, and then see what's what
    Sex Tips & Talk
    25 Aug 2012 Conversion
    @gunther She's dominant. I want her to be a domme. I'm not sure it's too much of a stretch.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    25 Aug 2012 Conversion
    @Horny No, no. She is dominant and prefers subby guys. Either way, I've decided not to go ahead with this plan, because she said I... don't think...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    24 Aug 2012 Conversion
    Well, Ork....the thing is, we haven't even kissed. Let alone sex. So....my idea is, is that next time we're at either of our houses, when we cuddle,...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    24 Aug 2012 Conversion
    Alright. Thank you.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    24 Aug 2012 Conversion
    tickling? cool.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    24 Aug 2012 Conversion
    I've told her that I want to be her sub, and she says the approximate of, "Uhh, I'm not too comfortable with it IRL, but I am on paper."
    Sex Tips & Talk
    24 Aug 2012 Conversion
    Well, at last, I have a girlfriend. She's everything: clever, pretty, and nice. However, there is one tiny flaw. I'm a sub at the moment, so I would...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Jul 2012 What cheered me up recently...
    falling in love with a writer girl. >feels good man downside? >no interest in sex, love, relationships...at all.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    6 Jul 2012 kiss
    i like the torture of the tease-kiss. (That is, your cute dom kisses you deeply for two seconds, and then pulls away)
    Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Jul 2012 Daddy or Chips
    ball. complete body paralysis for 3 hours, or arm paralysis for a day (both of them)?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    1 Jul 2012 Went to the LAM this afternoon....
    And i fell in love with thuddy canes. My arms are very tingly. Thuddy toys are the best, because they don't really leave marks, and don't hurt too...
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