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Married couple 28 & 30. West Yorkshire
Fun loving, love porn & love fun sex. exclusively each others playmate. Up for fun & love trying new toys. We have a large collection & like to play!
Sex life taken a bit of a dip, toddler running around & second just popped out, not much chance for nookie.
Still got a smile, sense of humour still intact... still got a fleshlight!!

Scrap all of the above... The missus has pretty much given up on sex. She never plays anymore & never with herself. Sex is amazing when we have it but is now sparce!

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Date	Message	Where?
9 Apr 2009	Ever paid for sex? Oh, just re read that, I'll stick to Farnells thanks!	Sex Tips & Talk
9 Apr 2009	Ever paid for sex? £100 an hour, bargin! they charge me more than that at the garage... though it does feel like I've been bum raped every time I go in...	Sex Tips & Talk
4 Apr 2009	LoveHoney Easter Competition and Gift Guide! The costume was too small, If she stood up straight her own 'Easter Egss' would pop out	Sex Tips & Talk
4 Apr 2009	LoveHoney Easter Competition and Gift Guide! People were a bit dubious about the chocolate eggs she produced	Sex Tips & Talk
3 Apr 2009	LoveHoney Easter Competition and Gift Guide! The Cadburys Caramel bunny had a face lift for 2009	Sex Tips & Talk
3 Apr 2009	do women like men shaven? One thing I must mention.... Most men spend half the day scratting around their balls & butt crack, If you shave 'down stairs', it'll...	Sex Tips & Talk
3 Apr 2009	LoveHoney Easter Competition and Gift Guide! The Easter bunny had worked hard to upgrade her image.	Sex Tips & Talk
3 Apr 2009	LoveHoney Easter Competition and Gift Guide! She got around quite well, despite only having one leg.	Sex Tips & Talk
3 Apr 2009	LoveHoney Easter Competition and Gift Guide! The sexy rabbit froze in the oncoming cars headlights!	Sex Tips & Talk
3 Apr 2009	LoveHoney Easter Competition and Gift Guide! The new Andrex toilet paper adverts were hotting up!	Sex Tips & Talk
1 Apr 2009	Bottom 5 Fantasy I'd Never Fuck List 1) Maureen from Driving School 2) Amy Whinehouse 3) Lily Allen 4) Mo Molane 5) Any cunt off Big Brother!	Sex Tips & Talk
1 Apr 2009	Sexy board games for adults Phwoar, top new piccie, Carly. Why not just play Monopoly, chancge the Chance & Community Chest for something a bit saucy & wahay. Just...	Sex Tips & Talk
1 Apr 2009	The Sex Education Show Versus Pornography I didn't like the lecture about sex ed with two jelly babies & a banana	Sex Tips & Talk
1 Apr 2009	The Sex Education Show Versus Pornography I like porn!	Sex Tips & Talk
1 Apr 2009	Double Butt Plug Buy two suitable butt plugs, a bit of Araldite & Richard is your mothers brother!	Sex Toys
1 Apr 2009	Bottom 5 Fantasy I'd Never Fuck List angelarwen wrote: 5. Angelina Joile. Yes, I'm serious people. The woman drives me insane, and not in any good way. No, Jolie...never... I'd...	Sex Tips & Talk
1 Apr 2009	Bottom 5 Fantasy I'd Never Fuck List Ash wrote: Oh, simple answer... Margaret Thatcher! Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and all the way to infinity! Like angelarwen, I can't stand...	Sex Tips & Talk
31 Mar 2009	Campaign Against Pink My cock is pink, I've never had any complaints of the colour!	Sex Tips & Talk
31 Mar 2009	Fire Cupping Don't forget the goggles & those little packets of ear plugs! Safety, safety safety! Toe 'tectors' too luv!	Sex Toys
31 Mar 2009	piercings??? How many piercings can you have before you start having problems at the airport metal dinger doo dah? How do you prove it's a prince albert & not...	Sex Tips & Talk

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