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Married couple 28 & 30. West Yorkshire
Fun loving, love porn & love fun sex. exclusively each others playmate. Up for fun & love trying new toys. We have a large collection & like to play!
Sex life taken a bit of a dip, toddler running around & second just popped out, not much chance for nookie.
Still got a smile, sense of humour still intact... still got a fleshlight!!

Scrap all of the above... The missus has pretty much given up on sex. She never plays anymore & never with herself. Sex is amazing when we have it but is now sparce!

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12 May 2009	How about getting some of these costumes in Lovehoney? My missus would piss herself laughing if I walked in with on of those outfits on. The guy in the pictures looks a right tool in them & he's...	Lingerie & Clothing
12 May 2009	Deadly combinations Woah, it's like an episode of McGyver! Never actual cut & paste toys to make a hybrid but often combine toys for a better buzz. A decent...	Sex Tips & Talk
11 May 2009	Lost My Sex Drive rnsyorks wrote: Hi everyone....i'm new here. My problem is i seem to have lost my sex drive completely!! My poor husband is always...	Sex Tips & Talk
11 May 2009	Anyone tried a penis extender? Never been tempted. Heard way too many horror stories of balls being sucked in. There is no way they can work permantely. They...	Sex Tips & Talk
11 May 2009	how much does your wishlist come to? Nope just the one in her belly, got a 14month old daughter who is like a whirling dervish. Never loved looking for the remote so...	Sex Tips & Talk
11 May 2009	how much does your wishlist come to? Thank you everybody. Things are well & the baby is HUGE, already. Mrs Duck is grumpy & moody, but still smiles when I kiss...	Sex Tips & Talk
10 May 2009	how much does your wishlist come to? Thank you BBBJE, Love honey made a fortune out of the last pregnacy so hey ho 6 months to go! Sex toys make it a bit more bearable. It's...	Sex Tips & Talk
10 May 2009	What undies are you wearing today? Not a nice pair. Just come back off holiday & due to go away with work so I am using all the old shite at the back of the draw. It'll...	Lingerie & Clothing
10 May 2009	Anal curious and don't know how to bring it up? Have a play with a vibe, I would make sure you can take his size in your ass without flinching, if he' unwilling & he sees you struggling or...	Sex Tips & Talk
10 May 2009	how much does your wishlist come to? It's amazing how quickly your wishlst builds up & the bravado you have & throwing things in. Actually buying things out of it is another...	Sex Tips & Talk
9 May 2009	butt plugg strapons? See the postman, see if he will let you have a slack handful of those red rubber bands. You could fashion a retaining belt. Why not try an...	Sex Toys
9 May 2009	Ladies and Gentlemen-Do you masturbate when at work? If so where? tallboy247 wrote: Too much information there Ducky, guess you were responsible for all those gaps on the shelves then uh !!! TB You'd be...	Sex Tips & Talk
8 May 2009	Accidental slip..... Try a bit of gaffer tape! Seriously, It's happened to us a few times, like a scalded cat springs to mind!! Not good! I stopped...	Sex Tips & Talk
8 May 2009	Male sexual frustration I think some of what I say is being taken the wrong way, There is absolutely no pressure being applied whatsoever. Mrs Duck gets...	Sex Tips & Talk
8 May 2009	Ladies and Gentlemen-Do you masturbate when at work? If so where? Use to work in a supermarket when back in college. I was the only male who workd ther. I used nip for a crafty wank all the time. The job...	Sex Tips & Talk
8 May 2009	How many wanks a day? I think wanking is like catch 22. The more you wank, the more you want/have to wank. When I'm at home I get laid or wank about 2-3 times...	Sex Tips & Talk
7 May 2009	wat will go with this? Just add a killer pair of heels & I would be dribbling on the floor! (Not from my mouth either!), Less is more in this case I...	Lingerie & Clothing
7 May 2009	Unsexy Words and Phrases in Erotica tallboy247 wrote: Beef curtains, piss flaps- need l go on?? TB Sounds like one of those new flavours from Walkers crisps!	Erotic Fiction
7 May 2009	Male sexual frustration It sounds like a case of your damned if you try to get laid & damned if you don't. If we try & get our ladies to do anything...	Sex Tips & Talk
6 May 2009	Male sexual frustration I fancy the arse off my wife, enough to lead her gently into sexual practices which I was sure she'd enjoy & relish. Not everyone has...	Sex Tips & Talk

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