Mucky Duck: Posts

Married couple 28 & 30. West Yorkshire
Fun loving, love porn & love fun sex. exclusively each others playmate. Up for fun & love trying new toys. We have a large collection & like to play!
Sex life taken a bit of a dip, toddler running around & second just popped out, not much chance for nookie.
Still got a smile, sense of humour still intact... still got a fleshlight!!

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5 Jul 2009 who is still online?
Thats one of those are you awake questions! 		Introduce Yourself
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5 Jul 2009 Sex Tip that changed your life...
Spit on it first!.. Works a treat!		 Sex Tips & Advice
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5 Jul 2009 When did you last have sex?
Far too long, Mrs Duck doesn't want sex whilst preggars so my fleshlight is taking a beating.  approaching 4 months now!		 Sex Talk
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5 Jul 2009 When did you last have sex?
When was the Falklands war?		 Sex Talk
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4 Jul 2009 Strange side effects of sex
Ecksvie wrote: Hey all, I recently aquired my first vibrator and I'm in love with it :) The only thing is, I've noticed when my boyfriend uses...		 Sex Talk
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4 Jul 2009 Douches- why?
Could be one of those more is better moments... like why do Dogs love to stick their head out of the car window  but if you blow on them they go...		 Anal Sex Toys
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8 Jun 2009 Condoms coming off - solution?
I don't think Condoms are designed for an hour of spirited sex.  They'll take an average performance time across males & factor in 6 pints of...		 Sex Tips & Advice
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8 Jun 2009 Role Play...
Pretend to be a whore, set your prices & tell your hubby.  Be creative! If he is as horny as you say you should have enough for those Jimmy...		 Sex Talk
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6 Jun 2009 Just found my hubby's toys
If your cool with it, don't say a word. We all like to think our secret stash is better hidden than Where's Wally!  It's a man pride thing, like...		 Sex Tips & Advice
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6 Jun 2009 Questionnaire Time!
Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes Hubba Bubba is best, If you change your mind it's ok for a couple of hours! Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes, my wife...		 Introduce Yourself
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6 Jun 2009 Questionnaire Time!
Stolen Anything: Yes- 3 wham bars from the tuck shop Been Drunk Before Noon: Does a bear shit in the woods, not enough to be in the Priory...		 Introduce Yourself
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6 Jun 2009 Questionnaire Time!
Stolen Anything: Yes- 3 wham bars from the tuck shop Been Drunk Before Noon: Does a bear shit in the woods, not enough to be in the Priory...		 Introduce Yourself
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4 Jun 2009 Wasing Line?
Hang it on the line.  You'll make half of the street jealous they can't wear it & the other half will be having a crafty wank looking at...		 Lingerie & Clothing
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3 Jun 2009 How many CD's?
It's amazing how scientific it feels whilst your doing it, ain't it?  There are some things you just HAVE to know when you've had a few...		 Sex Talk
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3 Jun 2009 Vagina size
I'm pretty sure you just grow accustomed to toys.  When I've been working away for a week or two & Mrs Duck has only been playing with her...		 Sex Tips & Advice
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30 May 2009 How inventive are you?
sexytime wrote:  I told them I'd make one of those spagehetti measure things. But I never gave it to my parents. I measured my cock and cut...		 Sex Talk
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30 May 2009 How inventive are you?
Inventive can be dangerous,  I once tried to wank myslef off with one off those wide neck Ribena bottles, was quite nice whilst only semi hard,...		 Sex Talk
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30 May 2009 Whats your pubic hairstyle?
Normally I'm trimmed with clippers to about grade two.  I've been a bit lax recently so I've got the full 'Burst Sofa' going on.  Think I...		 Sex Talk
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30 May 2009 sex drive & pregnancy
Fleshlights are better than RELATE!! hahah! Thankyou everyone, now we have an Heir & a spare!		 Sexual Health
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30 May 2009 How many CD's?
TLA wrote: How about a thread: "How about how many donuts on your..."? Hmmm, I like the way your thinking.  Might be a bit...		 Sex Talk
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