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    Married couple 28 & 30. West Yorkshire
    Fun loving, love porn & love fun sex. exclusively each others playmate. Up for fun & love trying new toys. We have a large collection & like to play!
    Sex life taken a bit of a dip, toddler running around & second just popped out, not much chance for nookie.
    Still got a smile, sense of humour still intact... still got a fleshlight!!

    Scrap all of the above... The missus has pretty much given up on sex. She never plays anymore & never with herself. Sex is amazing when we have it but is now sparce!

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    26 Jan 2009 Double Ding Ding Vibrating Cock RingDouble Ding Ding Vibrating Cock Ring Long ride, short slide Mucky Duck 4 out of 10
    29 Dec 2008 Lovehoney SQWERTY Sex Toy Cleaner Spray 115mlLovehoney SQWERTY Sex Toy Cleaner Spray 115ml Confidence in a bottle Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    15 Dec 2008 Fun Factory Original Smartballs Kegel BallsFun Factory Original Smartballs Kegel Balls Muffin Butterer Mucky Duck 9 out of 10
    12 Dec 2008 ID Glide Pump Bottle 275mlID Glide Pump Bottle 275ml Ian Botham Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    6 Nov 2008 Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100mlTracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100ml Lovely lube Mucky Duck 7 out of 10
    31 Oct 2008 Ultimate Pocket Masturbation Kit for HerUltimate Pocket Masturbation Kit for Her Beginners only Mucky Duck 6 out of 10
    31 Oct 2008 Mini Double Penetration DildoMini Double Penetration Dildo Decent back scratcher Mucky Duck 3 out of 10
    30 Oct 2008 Mantric Bedside Bullet VibratorMantric Bedside Bullet Vibrator A go to toy! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    30 Oct 2008 Fun Factory Bootie Butt PlugFun Factory Bootie Butt Plug Fun Factory Fabulous Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    30 Oct 2008 Waterproof Vibrating Butt Plug SmallWaterproof Vibrating Butt Plug Small Nice little package Mucky Duck 8 out of 10
    30 Oct 2008 Tracey Cox Supersex Bullet VibratorTracey Cox Supersex Bullet Vibrator Love Bullet Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    29 Oct 2008 Sliquid Sassy Glycerin-Free Anal Lubricant 125mlSliquid Sassy Glycerin-Free Anal Lubricant 125ml Ass Pounding Fun! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    29 Oct 2008 Durex Play Tingle Personal Lubricant 50mlDurex Play Tingle Personal Lubricant 50ml Tingletime! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    29 Oct 2008 Durex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50mlDurex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50ml Licktastic Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    26 Jun 2007 Mocha Lady Fleshlight Stamina Training UnitMocha Lady Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit Get one, NOW! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    26 Jun 2007 CyberSkin Ass Penis StrokerCyberSkin Ass Penis Stroker Woah.., that's tight! Mucky Duck 8 out of 10
    26 Jun 2007 ID Glide Lube Squeeze Bottle 30mlID Glide Lube Squeeze Bottle 30ml Perfect Travel companion Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    26 Jun 2007 ID Glide Lube Squeeze Bottle 130mlID Glide Lube Squeeze Bottle 130ml Slick n slippy Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    3 Apr 2007 Fun Factory Heartbreaker II VibratorFun Factory Heartbreaker II Vibrator Yee-Haw!!! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10
    2 Apr 2007 Doc Johnson Realistic Mulatto Vibrator 8 InchDoc Johnson Realistic Mulatto Vibrator 8 Inch King Dong! Mucky Duck 10 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    5 Jul 2009 who is still online?
    Thats one of those are you awake questions!     		Introduce Yourself
    5 Jul 2009 Sex Tip that changed your life...
    Spit on it first!.. Works a treat!    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    5 Jul 2009 When did you last have sex?
    Far too long, Mrs Duck doesn't want sex whilst preggars so my fleshlight is taking a beating.  approaching 4 months now!    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    5 Jul 2009 When did you last have sex?
    When was the Falklands war?    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Jul 2009 Strange side effects of sex
    Ecksvie wrote: Hey all, I recently aquired my first vibrator and I'm in love with it :) The only thing is, I've noticed when my boyfriend uses...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Jul 2009 Douches- why?
    Could be one of those more is better moments... like why do Dogs love to stick their head out of the car window  but if you blow on them they go...    		 Sex Toys
    8 Jun 2009 Condoms coming off - solution?
    I don't think Condoms are designed for an hour of spirited sex.  They'll take an average performance time across males & factor in 6 pints of...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    8 Jun 2009 Role Play...
    Pretend to be a whore, set your prices & tell your hubby.  Be creative! If he is as horny as you say you should have enough for those Jimmy...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Jun 2009 Just found my hubby's toys
    If your cool with it, don't say a word. We all like to think our secret stash is better hidden than Where's Wally!  It's a man pride thing, like...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Jun 2009 Questionnaire Time!
    Stuck Gum Under A Desk: Yes Hubba Bubba is best, If you change your mind it's ok for a couple of hours! Wished You Were Someone Else: Yes, my wife...    		 Introduce Yourself
    6 Jun 2009 Questionnaire Time!
    Stolen Anything: Yes- 3 wham bars from the tuck shop Been Drunk Before Noon: Does a bear shit in the woods, not enough to be in the Priory...    		 Introduce Yourself
    6 Jun 2009 Questionnaire Time!
    Stolen Anything: Yes- 3 wham bars from the tuck shop Been Drunk Before Noon: Does a bear shit in the woods, not enough to be in the Priory...    		 Introduce Yourself
    4 Jun 2009 Wasing Line?
    Hang it on the line.  You'll make half of the street jealous they can't wear it & the other half will be having a crafty wank looking at...    		 Lingerie & Clothing
    3 Jun 2009 How many CD's?
    It's amazing how scientific it feels whilst your doing it, ain't it?  There are some things you just HAVE to know when you've had a few...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    3 Jun 2009 Vagina size
    I'm pretty sure you just grow accustomed to toys.  When I've been working away for a week or two & Mrs Duck has only been playing with her...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    30 May 2009 How inventive are you?
    sexytime wrote:  I told them I'd make one of those spagehetti measure things. But I never gave it to my parents. I measured my cock and cut...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    30 May 2009 How inventive are you?
    Inventive can be dangerous,  I once tried to wank myslef off with one off those wide neck Ribena bottles, was quite nice whilst only semi hard,...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    30 May 2009 Whats your pubic hairstyle?
    Normally I'm trimmed with clippers to about grade two.  I've been a bit lax recently so I've got the full 'Burst Sofa' going on.  Think I...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    30 May 2009 sex drive & pregnancy
    Fleshlights are better than RELATE!! hahah! Thankyou everyone, now we have an Heir & a spare!    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    30 May 2009 How many CD's?
    TLA wrote: How about a thread: "How about how many donuts on your..."? Hmmm, I like the way your thinking.  Might be a bit...    		 Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    2 Nov 2008 Mrs Ducks Slush Fund 3

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