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Mucky Duck: User Profile

Married couple 28 & 30. West Yorkshire
Fun loving, love porn & love fun sex. exclusively each others playmate. Up for fun & love trying new toys. We have a large collection & like to play!
Sex life taken a bit of a dip, toddler running around & second just popped out, not much chance for nookie.
Still got a smile, sense of humour still intact... still got a fleshlight!!

Scrap all of the above... The missus has pretty much given up on sex. She never plays anymore & never with herself. Sex is amazing when we have it but is now sparce!

Reviews

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Date See the product Read the review Rating
26 Jan 2009 Double Ding Ding Vibrating Cock Ring Double Ding Ding Vibrating Cock Ring Long ride, short slide 4/10
29 Dec 2008 Lovehoney SQWERTY Sex Toy Cleaner Spray 115ml Lovehoney SQWERTY Sex Toy Cleaner Spray 115ml Confidence in a bottle 10/10
15 Dec 2008 Fun Factory Smart Kegel Balls Fun Factory Smart Kegel Balls Muffin Butterer 9/10
12 Dec 2008 ID Glide Pump Bottle 275ml ID Glide Pump Bottle 275ml Ian Botham 10/10
6 Nov 2008 Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100ml Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100ml Lovely lube 7/10

Posts

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Date Message Where?
5 Jul 2009 who is still online?
Thats one of those are you awake questions!
Introduce Yourself
5 Jul 2009 Sex Tip that changed your life...
Spit on it first!.. Works a treat!
Sex Tips & Talk
5 Jul 2009 When did you last have sex?
Far too long, Mrs Duck doesn't want sex whilst preggars so my fleshlight is taking a beating.  approaching 4 months now!
Sex Tips & Talk
5 Jul 2009 When did you last have sex?
When was the Falklands war?
Sex Tips & Talk
4 Jul 2009 Strange side effects of sex
Ecksvie wrote: Hey all, I recently aquired my first vibrator and I'm in love with it :) The only thing is, I've noticed when my boyfriend uses...
Sex Tips & Talk

Wishlists

Wishlist name Items Date created
Mrs Ducks Slush Fund 3 2 Nov 2008

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