• mrsorgasmatron: User Profile

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    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    16 Nov 2014 Can b-jobs hurt my teeth?
    I floss every day, no food is trapped there.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    16 Nov 2014 Can b-jobs hurt my teeth?
    Sum Sub wrote: Have you had sex/masturbated on the edge of the sofa at all? No.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    16 Nov 2014 Can b-jobs hurt my teeth?
    Well, the sinuses feel ok. The pain is where the wisdom tooth was, before they extracted it several years ago. That's why I suspect the nearby...
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    16 Nov 2014 Can b-jobs hurt my teeth?
    No, the wisdom tooth is removed. It's the one just before the (pulled out) wisdom tooth. It's filled, but everything looks normal.
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    16 Nov 2014 Cock fixation
    My slaves like beiing submissive and done with the strapon but they are straight. Sometimes taboos excite us.
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    16 Nov 2014 Can b-jobs hurt my teeth?
    Forgot to mention, the pain is permanent, not only when I eat etc. I take pain killers.
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    16 Nov 2014 Can b-jobs hurt my teeth?
    Seriously now... My oral hygiene is perfect. I saw the dentist less that 3 weeks ago and everything was fine. I gave my man a bj last week...
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    11 Nov 2014 Hopes and moan
    Lovehoney, I hope that this butt plug http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28072 becomes available soon. I am getting desperate.
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    11 Nov 2014 Male Chastity - Options For Male Strapon
    Alternatively, why not you penetrate her with your fingers and fist? This is what my slave does.
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    11 Nov 2014 increasing volume of cum
    you can also try drinking more milk ;-)
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    11 Nov 2014 What was the last thing you had in your mouth?
    wasabi peanuts
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    9 Nov 2014 MULTI-ORGASMIC
    I multiorgasm, at least 3 times on every 'session'.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    9 Nov 2014 Lovehoney Sex Toy Testers 2014
    I would love to review anything really.
    Inside Lovehoney
    9 Nov 2014 Making OH Ejaculate
    OK, she may not feel very comfortable with big toys, but have you tried anything reasonably large up her bum? Bum sex drives some ladies crazy.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    9 Nov 2014 What are YOU contemplating purchasing next?
    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=17565 this one looks great!
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    9 Nov 2014 Whats your pubic hairstyle?
    Trimmed but not shaven, as I get ingrowing hairs and I hate them!
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    9 Nov 2014 Making OH Ejaculate
    Tell her to abstrain from any form of sex or masturbation  for 10 days or so, then do her. She will deffinitely squirt.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    9 Nov 2014 New to toys
    Try the power balls (do a search on LH). They are ever so good!
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    1 Nov 2014 traceycox
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    1 Nov 2014 What was the last thing you had in your mouth?
    Turkey meatballs.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    2 Jan 2012 My kinky wishlist 1
    2 Jan 2012 Sex Toy Testers 24
    11 Nov 2012 fetlife 5

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