• mrsorgasmatron: User Profile

    I love sperm cake and pussy lemonade...

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    25 Jun 2013 Doc Johnson PVC Large Butt PlugDoc Johnson PVC Large Butt Plug The ultimate pleasure mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    26 Dec 2012 Jumbo Jelly Anal Thai BeadsJumbo Jelly Anal Thai Beads I want more mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    26 Dec 2012 Lovehoney BASICS Smoothy Anal ProberLovehoney BASICS Smoothy Anal Prober Splendid item mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    20 Oct 2012 10 Function Remote Control Vibrating Butt Plug10 Function Remote Control Vibrating Butt Plug ASStronomic excitement mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    27 Aug 2012 Lovehoney BASICS Anal DoucheLovehoney BASICS Anal Douche A kinky tool for must-have anal hygiene mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    28 Apr 2012 Jelly Double DildoJelly Double Dildo How to kill two birds with one stone mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    1 Apr 2012 FistingFisting Fisting CLITerature and ANALysis mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    2 Mar 2012 Meeting Her MatchMeeting Her Match Kinkylicious book - The fictional bible of BDSM mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    23 Jan 2012 Doc Johnson Ace of Spades Large PVC Butt PlugDoc Johnson Ace of Spades Large PVC Butt Plug Huge mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    23 Jan 2012 Doc Johnson Classic Smooth Large Butt PlugDoc Johnson Classic Smooth Large Butt Plug A great butt plug mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    23 Jan 2012 Bondage Boutique Deluxe Leather Female Chastity BeltBondage Boutique Deluxe Leather Female Chastity Belt One of my favourite kinky items mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    2 Jan 2012 Large Inflatable Butt PlugLarge Inflatable Butt Plug So good I bought a second one mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    2 Jan 2012 Anal Balloon PumpAnal Balloon Pump My friend's arse is burning mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    11 Apr 2011 Doc Johnson Vivid Janine Dildo and HarnessDoc Johnson Vivid Janine Dildo and Harness Great for my husband mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    23 Feb 2011 Large Inflatable Butt PlugLarge Inflatable Butt Plug Holy crap! This is massive! mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    20 Jan 2011 Si Novelties X Large Triple Bump Butt PlugSi Novelties X Large Triple Bump Butt Plug A great toy for both hubby and I mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Wednesday Would You Ever Part 3
    Yes (I injured my ankle while jumping up and down) Would you ever masturbate with nettles?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Wednesday Chain Reaction part 2.
    SHOT show
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Wednesday Best lube for a fleshlight?
    I double Delboy1991
    Sex Toys
    Wednesday Here is one for ya!
    I don't like when my slave kisses me after he has given me head.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Wednesday The Happy Birthday Thread! Part 2
    Happy Birthday to my Number One slave! I <3 you!
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday bi-female
    Just be yourself.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Tuesday Chain Reaction part 2.
    bad breath
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday The Yes/No Game! Part 2
    Yes! Medical orgy?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday Would You Ever Part 3
    Yes Would you make a porn video of yourself pooing in your loo, and then upload in on poo porn websites? (lol)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday Rate the avatar of the person above you! Part 2
    9/10 funny!
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday Change A Letter pt.2
    Past
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Tuesday Looking for something new to try!
    Then you can progress to a collar. I make my slaves wear dog collars ;-)
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Tuesday Do you eat/swallow your own cum? [Guys]
    I make my slaves lick their cum. Whether they like it on not! lol
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Tuesday Travelling with toys
    I have taken sex toys to Egypt - nobody stopped me at the airport!
    Sex Toys
    Tuesday A Barbie doll up my bum...
    Young and fun95 wrote: I'm so confused! Is this a joke? It's actualy a fantasy of mine.Not sure if / how this is...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Tuesday Ideas to make site ever more better x
    Lovehoney - Jess wrote: Hey cherie This isn't an option we're looking into at the moment, but we have started...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Tuesday A Barbie doll up my bum...
    I may get one of these talking Barbies, it will be even more exciting!
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Monday A Barbie doll up my bum...
    No, legs first, head (and hair) sticking out. Probably a hand also sticking out of my crotch waving 'hello' to the world.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Monday A Barbie doll up my bum...
    Ikey wrote: Glue a barbie head onto the end of a buttplug but having it looking upwards so your partner can still have some form of...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Monday A Barbie doll up my bum...
    What if I place a condom on the Barbie?
    Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    2 Jan 2012 My kinky wishlist 1
    2 Jan 2012 Sex Toy Testers 13
    11 Nov 2012 fetlife 5

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