• mrsorgasmatron: User Profile

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    25 Jun 2013 Doc Johnson PVC Large Butt PlugDoc Johnson PVC Large Butt Plug The ultimate pleasure mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    26 Dec 2012 Lovehoney BASICS Smoothy Anal ProberLovehoney BASICS Smoothy Anal Prober Splendid item mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
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    27 Aug 2012 Lovehoney BASICS Anal DoucheLovehoney BASICS Anal Douche A kinky tool for must-have anal hygiene mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    28 Apr 2012 Jelly Double DildoJelly Double Dildo How to kill two birds with one stone mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    1 Apr 2012 FistingFisting Fisting CLITerature and ANALysis mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
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    23 Jan 2012 Bondage Boutique Deluxe Leather Female Chastity BeltBondage Boutique Deluxe Leather Female Chastity Belt One of my favourite kinky items mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    23 Jan 2012 Doc Johnson Classic Smooth Large Butt PlugDoc Johnson Classic Smooth Large Butt Plug A great butt plug mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
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    2 Jan 2012 Anal Balloon PumpAnal Balloon Pump My friend's arse is burning mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    2 Jan 2012 Large Inflatable Butt PlugLarge Inflatable Butt Plug So good I bought a second one mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    11 Apr 2011 Doc Johnson Vivid Janine Dildo and HarnessDoc Johnson Vivid Janine Dildo and Harness Great for my husband mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    23 Feb 2011 Large Inflatable Butt PlugLarge Inflatable Butt Plug Holy crap! This is massive! mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10
    20 Jan 2011 Si Novelties X Large Triple Bump Butt PlugSi Novelties X Large Triple Bump Butt Plug A great toy for both hubby and I mrsorgasmatron 10 out of 10

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    14 Jun 2013 Washed Condoms
    throwing them away was a good idea. Heat can damage them. You could of course have kept them, filled them with water, put them in the freezer and...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Jun 2013 Funniest and strangest sex toys!
    I always wanted to fuck a unicorn http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.265521167.jpg and...
    Sex Toys
    18 Jan 2013 my TMI naughty fantasy: bad or good?
    Facesitting is on the menu for tonight. A bound partner and myself sitting on his face for over half an hour while doing my manicure.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Jan 2013 Sub/dom
    I would advise you to try but do not get dissapppointed if nothing happens to start with. It took nearly a year for me to get the courage and...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Jan 2013 How much snow?? Place you live and the depth....
    About 17 cm in Bromsgrove. I compared it to the size of a man's dick.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    16 Jan 2013 Do you like ice?
    Great! Try hot and cold play. Ice blocks followed by wax.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    26 Dec 2012 anal fisting
    I give it (as a dom) and take it (as a switch). Lovely and it gives me multiple orgasms.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    26 Dec 2012 What's your New Years Resolution?
    to complete my phd
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    6 Nov 2012 university students: sex on campus?
    Has anyone done it? Trying to think of pertential remote places to give it a go with one of my co-students.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    6 Nov 2012 how do you ladies feel about men in lingerie?
    ok, I was reluctant to start with but now I have got used to it and it doesn't matter that much.
    Lingerie & Clothing
    30 Oct 2012 Your ultimate fetish your OH knows nothing about?
    to be anally fisted by a football team (including the team fans)
    Sex Tips & Talk
    30 Oct 2012 length v girth
    girth, length is not for me
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    30 Oct 2012 how do you ladies feel about a man cumming over your face?
    never inside my eyes or nostrils, but I would encoourage him to come on my hair and everywhere else on my face.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Oct 2012 sex toys for xmas presents for your best friend(s)
    Yes or no? And what would you buy them?
    Sex Toys
    29 Sep 2012 women: would you let your partner go down on you without showering first?
    I always wash just before sex and he always does the same.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    26 Sep 2012 can you use a nude photo as profile pic if the crotch area is pixelleated?
    please show us more... ;)
    Introduce Yourself
    26 Sep 2012 Analingus, the new cunnilingus?
    depends on how you use your tongue. You may get a tongue cramp...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    17 Sep 2012 Bondage
    I use a leather belt to spank my subs. I am glad you enjoy it.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    31 Aug 2012 bondage how long
    I 'mummify' my slaves for at least 1 hour before ... more sex.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    31 Aug 2012 Praise for Lovehoney customer care
    I LOVE their service!
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    Date Wishlist name Items
    2 Jan 2012 My kinky wishlist 2
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    11 Nov 2012 fetlife 7

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