• Mr Monster: User Profile

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    13 Apr 2011 Seven Til Midnight Plus Size Crotchless Lace Boyshort KnickersSeven Til Midnight Plus Size Crotchless Lace Boyshort Knickers Frilly, sexy, and fun Mr Monster 7 out of 10
    23 Mar 2011 Fun Factory Share Silicone Double DildoFun Factory Share Silicone Double Dildo Get a Share of the action Mr Monster 9 out of 10
    23 Mar 2011 Gun Oil Gel Lubricant (59ml)Gun Oil Gel Lubricant (59ml) Gun Oil - for a smoother draw... Mr Monster 4 out of 10
    16 Feb 2011 Seven Til Midnight Plus Size Halter Neck Lace Chemise with Satin DetailingSeven Til Midnight Plus Size Halter Neck Lace Chemise with Satin Detailing Flattering lacy halterneck chemise and thong Mr Monster 8 out of 10
    16 Feb 2011 Seven Til Midnight Plus Size Low Rise Lace KnickersSeven Til Midnight Plus Size Low Rise Lace Knickers Pretty, and comfortable too Mr Monster 7 out of 10
    2 Feb 2011 1969 L'audacieuse Cock Ring Sleeve1969 L'audacieuse Cock Ring Sleeve Nearly right, but just too tight Mr Monster 6 out of 10
    18 Dec 2010 Tracey Cox Supersex Sensation StrokerTracey Cox Supersex Sensation Stroker Sensation Stroker a great place to start Mr Monster 7 out of 10
    31 Oct 2010 Blazing Waxxx 3 Colour CandlesBlazing Waxxx 3 Colour Candles Let you play with fire, without getting burned Mr Monster 6 out of 10
    30 Oct 2010 Jimmyjane Afterglow Massage Candle BourbonJimmyjane Afterglow Massage Candle Bourbon Sensual, stylish and satisfying massage candle Mr Monster 10 out of 10
    24 Oct 2010 Spank TiesSpank Ties Spank Ties – Spanks for nothing! Mr Monster 6 out of 10
    24 Oct 2010 Perfect Nipple SuckersPerfect Nipple Suckers Perfect Nipple Suckers suck but in a good way Mr Monster 7 out of 10
    24 Oct 2010 Tantus Zing Vibrating Silicone Butt PlugTantus Zing Vibrating Silicone Butt Plug Zing Vibrating Silicone Butt Plug the best yet Mr Monster 8 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    11 Mar 2013 Porn Name Alternative
    How did it know?????
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    10 Mar 2013 Fancy a game?
    D'you think that ought to count as a statement then a question?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    10 Mar 2013 What's your Brain Sex I.D?
    Utter rubbish. Their stats are bizarre and meaningless, and in some of the tests there is no difference between male and female performance...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    9 Mar 2013 wrist restraints
    A decent set of leather or fabric cuffs will be the easiest to use, and stand up to a bit of tugging. Beware the velcro ones if you're worried...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    9 Mar 2013 Fancy a game?
    Remember Alicia?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    9 Mar 2013 Fancy a game?
    Does it really matter how long ago it was?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    8 Mar 2013 Glitches on the site
    leggy_blonde wrote: FoxyStoat wrote: I find I often have to log in twice. It says I'm logged in but won't...
    Inside Lovehoney
    7 Mar 2013 Almost a year...
    Glad you're both enjoying the site, and the upswing in your love lives! Review approval is usually a formality. Lh just check through for...
    Introduce Yourself
    7 Mar 2013 ANAGRAMS
    I HAVE A LARGE PENIS But that's by the way. What are we playing? :) Try this - STUFFING, I SIN
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    7 Mar 2013 New Partner - advice
    If you switch positions during sex, make that your last position. Starting off another way will let your body get warmed up and that can make a big...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Mar 2013 Safe Porn Sites?
    Private browsing is a great idea - CTRL+SHIFT+P in Firefox, or select from the Tools menu. It automatically clears your browsing history when you...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Mar 2013 Non-Sexual Escorting
    I always understood "Escort" work to be pretty much universally a sexual thing. Of course it's not allowed to be marketed as such,...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    7 Mar 2013 How did you hear about Lovehoney
    Little Strummer Boy wrote: [ . . . ] i guess it planted the seed in my head... You might want to rephrase that, given where...
    Inside Lovehoney
    7 Mar 2013 Fancy a game?
    Why would I want to do that?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    7 Mar 2013 hi all...long time no chat x
    Catching up is good. Sorry to hear about your dad, but best of luck with the big day.
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    27 Feb 2013 Fast & Frisky Sex Survey! Win Lelo Goodies
    Done. How can you choose between lights on and lights off! What a decision . . .
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Feb 2013 Amsterdam nightlife
    *watches with interest* Bacon, huh? I will remember that . . .
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Feb 2013 Feelings you shouldn't have.
    @Noon & Shaftmaster - I might have explained myself badly. It's the fact that these feelings are causing doubts about the relationship...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Feb 2013 Sexy things to take and do on a Thailand honeymoon
    A deck of cards is always useful; it's lightweight and easy to pack. For faster-paced fun, why not try the travel versions of classics such as...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    20 Feb 2013 deepthroating
    Emma44 wrote:  . . .  luckily for me he only ever seams to wants it as a warm up to sex,so i appear to be getting away...
    Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    28 Apr 2011 A Gift for Any Occasion... 2
    3 Nov 2011 Sex Toy Testers 0

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