Mr & Mrs Naughty: User Profile

We're Mr & Mrs Naughty (a straight engaged couple in our 40's) and as our name suggests we have been known to be a tad naughty at times!

Loves - unhibited sex, lots of it, role play, dressing up (Mrs Naughty), Peroni beer, Ben Dover, Superman costumes with real six pack (only kidding), our kids, my cats (Mrs Naughty), lots and lots of money, Salduba Bar (Puerto Banus) on a balmy summer's evening, making home movies, Lucozade, Marlboro Lights, Coke (no, the drink silly, mind you ...), long conversations about anything and everything and cooking.

Hates - traffic wardens, the Labour Party, negative attitudes, people with an agenda, arseholes, not making it to the loo in time, people mispronouncing the letter 'H' ('aitch), very large poisonous jumping spider bastards, small willies (Mrs Naughty)(she loves Mr Naughty!), traffic wardens again, political correctness, positive discrimination, anti-Englishness, 5p pieces, the actor Richard E Grant (Mrs Naughty), call centres in Bombay, ants (Mrs Naughty), Mrs Naughty's cats (Mr Naughty) not to be confused with her pussy, bad splelling (ha, ha), green spots in the mayonnaise and the smoking ban.

Turn-ons - each other.

Turn-offs - halitosis, bubonic plague, bromodrosis (stink foot) and false porn (i.e. 98% of it).

Feel free to e-mail us (idiots excepted) at : mrandmrsnaughty@btinternet.com