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    I live in a cute little Tyneside flat and spend my days working in mental health research and my evenings getting up to various shenanigans--most of which show up online in some form or another. My training is in Psychology and I am more clinically inclined than my current job indicates--though I only rarely start conversations with "you wanna know what your problem is?" :)

    I am here because I love sex toys, but I hate getting a bad one. So one day when I was grumbling over a lackluster toy, I thought it was time for me to start telling people what is working and what isn't, so that they get the most bang for their sex toy buck. If I have my way, the world will be full of I Rub My Penguins, and empty of Durex Sensation Condoms...

    My brand-spanking new site is up--Look for McBirdie's Nest over at http://www.mcbirdie.net

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    30 Mar 2008 Japanese Motorised Control CockJapanese Motorised Control Cock Say hello to my leetle friend. mcbirdie 10 out of 10
    30 Mar 2008 Tracey Cox Supersex Massager VibratorTracey Cox Supersex Massager Vibrator SilkySmooth S'okSex mcbirdie 8 out of 10
    30 Mar 2008 Massaging Mushroom Finger VibratorMassaging Mushroom Finger Vibrator Cute as a button (mushroom, that is). mcbirdie 9 out of 10
    24 Mar 2008 French Ticklers 2 PackFrench Ticklers 2 Pack Did you even know they still made French Ticklers? mcbirdie 7 out of 10
    24 Mar 2008 Sliquid Ride H20 Lubricant 125mlSliquid Ride H20 Lubricant 125ml A completely tasteless experience. mcbirdie 9 out of 10
    24 Mar 2008 Durex Play Ultra Vibrating Cock RingDurex Play Ultra Vibrating Cock Ring A vibrating cock ring minus the cock ring. mcbirdie 9 out of 10
    24 Mar 2008 Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Rabbit VibratorLovehoney Jessica Rabbit 2.0 Rabbit Vibrator Wabbits Aplenty mcbirdie 8 out of 10
    7 Jan 2008 Jelly Invader VibratorJelly Invader Vibrator "Come on, little buddy, just...keep....going!" mcbirdie 6 out of 10
    7 Jan 2008 Durex Play Charm Massager WandDurex Play Charm Massager Wand Looks perfect, sounds horrid. mcbirdie 7 out of 10
    7 Jan 2008 Chocolate Body Paint Tube (150ml)Chocolate Body Paint Tube (150ml) Meh. It's chocolate-ish, I guess. mcbirdie 5 out of 10
    7 Jan 2008 Toy Joy His and Her Blindfolds Twin PackToy Joy His and Her Blindfolds Twin Pack "Soft" synthetic material might be overstating it a bit. mcbirdie 4 out of 10
    13 Dec 2007 Legend Condoms Denim Tin (3 condoms)Legend Condoms Denim Tin (3 condoms) For the grandmother in all of us. mcbirdie 9 out of 10
    13 Dec 2007 Beaded Clit ClampBeaded Clit Clamp You slippery little bugger. mcbirdie 7 out of 10
    13 Dec 2007 Durex Play Touch Finger VibratorDurex Play Touch Finger Vibrator For traveling incognito mcbirdie 8 out of 10
    11 Dec 2007 Silky Smooth Beginner's Mini VibratorSilky Smooth Beginner's Mini Vibrator It's a cutie-pie. mcbirdie 8 out of 10
    11 Dec 2007 Beginners Basic Lady Lustfinger Mini VibratorBeginners Basic Lady Lustfinger Mini Vibrator *sigh* Workmanship is key. mcbirdie 3 out of 10
    11 Dec 2007 Glow In The Dark Foreplay DiceGlow In The Dark Foreplay Dice Oh! I rolled snake eyes! mcbirdie 8 out of 10
    11 Dec 2007 Realistic Slender Dildo 5.5 InchRealistic Slender Dildo 5.5 Inch Ooh...look at his cute little balls. mcbirdie 8 out of 10
    11 Dec 2007 Pearl Necklace and Massage Balm Orgasm SetPearl Necklace and Massage Balm Orgasm Set Meh. Seriously, meh. mcbirdie 4 out of 10
    20 Nov 2007 Amorous WomanAmorous Woman Fanciful foray into a foreign land. mcbirdie 9 out of 10

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    Date Message Where?
    27 Mar 2008 Body Hair
    I think what you like changes with who you're with, really. When I was younger I swore the most disgusting thing in the world was a man with back...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    27 Jan 2008 cock and ball splitter
    Gray, this might help: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/blog/2008/01/25/a-cock-and-ball-splitter-does-what-to-the-who-now/    		 Sex Toys
    21 Dec 2007 I want more spunk!
    If your boyfriend increases the amount of zinc and amino acids he is getting (any health store will be able to point you to the right supplements),...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Nov 2007 Problem with bare back Anal?
    Happy is right, but is missing one key point: while there is bacteria in the anus--always, even if you use an enema first--you should never experience...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Nov 2007 Magnets - Do they really enhance a Sex Toy?
    I'm pretty sure that the magnet thing has been debunked. There are still some old people around who wear shoes with magnets in them or wrist...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Nov 2007 Multi-orgasmic
    Debit cards and paypal are a girl's best friend. Though...I do sometimes find that paypal is so easy that I whip through more purchases than I might...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    21 Sep 2007 Worn pants
    I would sell my used sex toys in a half minute, if I could find a place to sell them. I hate to throw them out, but I don't want them anymore. If...    		 Lingerie & Clothing
    20 Sep 2007 He doesn't like anal & won't even try a finger!!!!!
    I'd forgo doing anything as intrusive as using your fingers on him, and try approaching the area slowly and softly with your mouth the next time you...    		 Sex Toys
    18 Sep 2007 Female ejaculation
    Lolly, usually when people talk about "masturbation orgasm" versus "real sex orgasm", they are talking about the difference between a clit orgasm...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Sep 2007 double ended rabbit
    Do you mean something like so, lucylou? http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=10238 Unless you meant that you wanted not just a double vibrator...    		 Inside Lovehoney
    13 Sep 2007 How to orgasm
    Having an orgasm--especially through penetration--takes a really strange combination of focus and inattention. You have to be focused on the moment...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    4 Sep 2007 Bathtime Fun
    I Rub My Penguin. Hands down. I LOVE him. No, I ADORE him. He is absolutely perfect....    		 Sex Toys
    3 Sep 2007 Any condom experts out there?
    Ha! You say that in hopes that I'll hook you up from my condom supply, Abbott. :) I know your ways...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    30 Aug 2007 Any condom experts out there?
    Always a pleasure, toolittlesleep. Helping the world, one well-fitting condom at a time, that's me. :)    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    28 Aug 2007 Any condom experts out there?
    I think he is asking about a straight-fit, happy, rather than a condom that has the bulb at the tip. I have a friend (no, seriously, a friend...) who...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    23 Aug 2007 kegels
    Oh, I'll get them all eventually. I have a birthday and Christmas coming up and a guy who likes toys. :) I just have to be sadly patient. Which is...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    19 Aug 2007 kegels
    Today I remembered to check my list, though. Next order next week will definitely pull at least a couple of items from there. :) I'm one of those...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Aug 2007 Clone A Willy Kits
    Am I the only one kind of horrified by the idea of burning my partner's penis or washing it down to nothing? I saw the soap and candle versions...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Aug 2007 kegels
    I do have a top layer. :) I don't think I've ever heard of the sinnflut... Okay, this is how out of control my wishlist gets--I had just typed that...    		 Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Aug 2007 first orgasm
    Ha, sum1, that is so true. :) My first ever orgasm was with the world's smallest, cheapest vibrator and it was not much more than a "oh, that was...    		 Sex Tips & Talk

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    29 Jul 2008 Orgasm Army Wishlist 31

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