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I live in a cute little Tyneside flat and spend my days working in mental health research and my evenings getting up to various shenanigans--most of which show up online in some form or another. My training is in Psychology and I am more clinically inclined than my current job indicates--though I only rarely start conversations with "you wanna know what your problem is?" :)

I am here because I love sex toys, but I hate getting a bad one. So one day when I was grumbling over a lackluster toy, I thought it was time for me to start telling people what is working and what isn't, so that they get the most bang for their sex toy buck. If I have my way, the world will be full of I Rub My Penguins, and empty of Durex Sensation Condoms...

My brand-spanking new site is up--Look for McBirdie's Nest over at http://www.mcbirdie.net

Reviews

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Date See the product Read the review Rating
30 Mar 2008 Japanese Motorised Control Cock Japanese Motorised Control Cock Say hello to my leetle friend. 10/10
30 Mar 2008 Tracey Cox Supersex Massager Vibrator Tracey Cox Supersex Massager Vibrator SilkySmooth S'okSex 8/10
30 Mar 2008 Massaging Mushroom Finger Vibrator Massaging Mushroom Finger Vibrator Cute as a button (mushroom, that is). 9/10
24 Mar 2008 French Ticklers 2 Pack French Ticklers 2 Pack Did you even know they still made French Ticklers? 7/10
24 Mar 2008 Sliquid Ride H20 Lubricant 125ml Sliquid Ride H20 Lubricant 125ml A completely tasteless experience. 9/10

Posts

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Date Message Where?
27 Mar 2008 Body Hair
I think what you like changes with who you're with, really. When I was younger I swore the most disgusting thing in the world was a man with back...
Sex Tips & Talk
27 Jan 2008 cock and ball splitter
Gray, this might help: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/sex-toys/blog/2008/01/25/a-cock-and-ball-splitter-does-what-to-the-who-now/
Sex Toys
21 Dec 2007 I want more spunk!
If your boyfriend increases the amount of zinc and amino acids he is getting (any health store will be able to point you to the right supplements),...
Sex Tips & Talk
7 Nov 2007 Problem with bare back Anal?
Happy is right, but is missing one key point: while there is bacteria in the anus--always, even if you use an enema first--you should never experience...
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7 Nov 2007 Magnets - Do they really enhance a Sex Toy?
I'm pretty sure that the magnet thing has been debunked. There are still some old people around who wear shoes with magnets in them or wrist...
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Wishlists

Wishlist name Items Date created
Orgasm Army Wishlist 31 29 Jul 2008

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