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Malteser81: User Profile

About Malteser81

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I have 2 children a fantastic partner who has the same zest for life and sex that I have and is always up for trying new things. I love anal and toys of most description, if i havent tried it i'll give it a go, so long as its not stretching things too far lol. Im submissive and enjoy pleasing my OH and have to admit that giving oral is my favorite sexual activity =)

Reviews

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Date	See the product	Read the review	Reviewer	Rating
27 Feb 2011	Durex Love Box Feeling Condoms (3 Pack)	Perfect little multi-use box	Malteser81	10 out of 10
2 Nov 2010	Rocks Off 7 Speed Vibrating Groovy Chick G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrator	Get your groove on to an orgasm	Malteser81	8 out of 10
30 Oct 2010	Lovers' Massage Book	Laugh a lovers massage!	Malteser81	6 out of 10
23 Oct 2010	LELO Tantra Feather Teaser Tickler	Lovely Lelo Tantra Feather Teaser Tickler	Malteser81	10 out of 10
14 Oct 2010	Evolved Bottle Rocket Waterproof Nova Mini Vibrator	Bottled magic!	Malteser81	9 out of 10
14 Oct 2010	Lovehoney Tease Me Furry Handcuffs	Furry fun on or off	Malteser81	7 out of 10
9 Oct 2010	Bondage Boutique Leather Heart Spring Paddle	Bondage Boutique Leather Heart Spring Paddle	Malteser81	10 out of 10
4 Sep 2010	Pjur Back Door Relaxing Anal Glide Lubricant 30ml	Pjur anal heaven	Malteser81	10 out of 10
4 Sep 2010	Dr Joel Kaplan Power Probe Missile Anal Vibrator	Anal missile mission	Malteser81	10 out of 10
21 Aug 2010	Sinclair Institute Select Invisi Vibe	So so sorry Sinclair	Malteser81	2 out of 10
17 Aug 2010	Bijoux Petits Bonbons Tickle Me Feather Tickler	Sensual delight	Malteser81	10 out of 10
31 Jul 2010	Lelo Ethera Silk Cuffs	Bondage beauty	Malteser81	10 out of 10
13 Jul 2010	Daring Silver Clit Clamp with White Diamond	Glamourous pleasure!	Malteser81	10 out of 10
23 Jun 2010	Adam and Eve Curvy G-Spot Dildo	Futuristically fantastic!	Malteser81	8 out of 10
21 Jun 2010	Mini Flower Power Body Balm Orgasm Enhancer	Flowers in heaven	Malteser81	10 out of 10
19 Jun 2010	Alabama Crossover Nipple Clamps	Slippery pinch	Malteser81	2 out of 10
5 Jun 2010	Power Wand Advanced Vibrating Anal Beads	Shoo away, fly!	Malteser81	2 out of 10
5 Jun 2010	Bondage Boutique Luxury Two Tone Suede Flogger	Flogging amazing!	Malteser81	10 out of 10
25 May 2010	TENGA Egg Wavy	Wave after wave after wave!	Malteser81	8 out of 10
16 May 2010	Close2you Rhapsodia Silicone Anal Beads	Scream out loud for Rhapsodia	Malteser81	10 out of 10

Posts

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Date	Message	Where?
15 Jan 2013	Erotic Asphyxiation I've always naturally held my breath when I masterbate and found that it really hightens my orgasms. I haven't ever tried suggesting...	Sex Tips & Talk
15 Jan 2013	It's a traaaap! Never heard of Tarp myself so Googled it and got.... TARP Noun: A tarpaulin sheet or cover Synonyms: tarpaulin CLEARLY not...	Sex Tips & Talk
15 Jan 2013	Tattoo and time taken to do them Ooooooh, my longest sitting would be 2 hours on a carp on my calf. Was a cover up of a tattoo of my ex's name I know...... young AND stupid....	Off-Topic Chat & Games
20 Nov 2012	Sex in public. On a picnic bench by a main road late at night outside a pub waiting for my taxi home. Wish I was brave enough now to do stuff like that again...	Sex Tips & Talk
30 Aug 2012	Deep throat WeeSteve wrote: Malteser81 wrote: Wee Steve..... believe me large penises can be very dificult to deal with and I personally would...	Sex Tips & Talk
30 Aug 2012	Deep throat To stimulate the penis doesnt need deep throat as the main glands and most sensitive areas are at the top and around the helmet. Use your hands...	Sex Tips & Talk
30 Aug 2012	Rate the avatar of the person above you!! LOVE your hair.... very jealous and beautiful face 10/10 Xxx	Off-Topic Chat & Games
30 Aug 2012	Rate the avatar of the person above you!! Ooooooo 10/10 very nice work ;)	Off-Topic Chat & Games
24 Aug 2012	Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 7 Helloooooo all..... in limbo atm and between houses so out of sorts. I usually love house moves, i've done it 6 times already, but maybe i'm...	Off-Topic Chat & Games
24 Aug 2012	how old? lol SEXYGET69.... 30 here =)	Sex Tips & Talk
13 Jul 2012	honeymoon Ive been married twice and on neither occasion had a honeymoon =S, just a night without the kids.	Off-Topic Chat & Games
13 Jul 2012	say 5 words exposed to the whole world	Off-Topic Chat & Games
11 Jul 2012	WHERE did you last masturbate? lickmadick wrote: later probaally in the front room lickmadick wrote: in an hour or so before bed Where DID you LAST...	Sex Tips & Talk
11 Jul 2012	WHERE did you last masturbate? This afternoon before a nap (always makes me tired) using my bottle rocket, definatly the best solo toy ive ever bought!!	Sex Tips & Talk
11 Jul 2012	Celebrity Hot or Not Hmmmm NOT though.... Mark Webber? ;)	Off-Topic Chat & Games
11 Jul 2012	Celebrity Hot or Not Oh just gorgeous!!!! Love her! Ben Stiller?	Off-Topic Chat & Games
11 Jul 2012	Celebrity Hot or Not Doe eyed and should be pretty but cant get past the attitude so not for me. Nick Frost?	Off-Topic Chat & Games
11 Jul 2012	Rate the avatar of the person above you!! Very seductive pose there Miss jenkat ;) 10/10	Off-Topic Chat & Games
11 Jul 2012	Celebrity Hot or Not Oh no... that was to Scarlett...... Gary not hot =S	Off-Topic Chat & Games
11 Jul 2012	Celebrity Hot or Not Oh unbelievably HOT!!!!! Simon Peg?	Off-Topic Chat & Games

Wishlists

Date	Wishlist name	Items
2 Aug 2009	All I want for christmas.... or birthday or now!	25
18 May 2010	Under £10 treats	12
12 Aug 2010	Outfits and undies ;)	13
17 Aug 2010	OA wishlist	10

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