• Malteser81: User Profile

    I have 2 children a fantastic partner who has the same zest for life and sex that I have and is always up for trying new things. I love anal and toys of most description, if i havent tried it i'll give it a go, so long as its not stretching things too far lol. Im submissive and enjoy pleasing my OH and have to admit that giving oral is my favorite sexual activity =)

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    27 Feb 2011 Durex Love Box Feeling Condoms (3 Pack)Durex Love Box Feeling Condoms (3 Pack) Perfect little multi-use box Malteser81 10 out of 10
    2 Nov 2010 Rocks Off 7 Function Vibrating Groovy Chick G-Spot and Clitoral VibratorRocks Off 7 Function Vibrating Groovy Chick G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrator Get your groove on to an orgasm Malteser81 8 out of 10
    30 Oct 2010 Lovers' Massage BookLovers' Massage Book Laugh a lovers massage! Malteser81 6 out of 10
    23 Oct 2010 Lelo Tantra Feather Teaser TicklerLelo Tantra Feather Teaser Tickler Lovely Lelo Tantra Feather Teaser Tickler Malteser81 10 out of 10
    14 Oct 2010 Evolved Bottle Rocket Waterproof Nova Mini VibratorEvolved Bottle Rocket Waterproof Nova Mini Vibrator Bottled magic! Malteser81 9 out of 10
    14 Oct 2010 Lovehoney Tease Me Furry HandcuffsLovehoney Tease Me Furry Handcuffs Furry fun on or off Malteser81 7 out of 10
    9 Oct 2010 Bondage Boutique Leather Heart Spring PaddleBondage Boutique Leather Heart Spring Paddle Bondage Boutique Leather Heart Spring Paddle Malteser81 10 out of 10
    4 Sep 2010 Pjur Back Door Relaxing Anal Glide Lubricant 30mlPjur Back Door Relaxing Anal Glide Lubricant 30ml Pjur anal heaven Malteser81 10 out of 10
    4 Sep 2010 Dr Joel Kaplan Power Probe Missile Anal VibratorDr Joel Kaplan Power Probe Missile Anal Vibrator Anal missile mission Malteser81 10 out of 10
    21 Aug 2010 Sinclair Institute Select Invisi VibeSinclair Institute Select Invisi Vibe So so sorry Sinclair Malteser81 2 out of 10
    17 Aug 2010 Bijoux Petits Bonbons Tickle Me Feather TicklerBijoux Petits Bonbons Tickle Me Feather Tickler Sensual delight Malteser81 10 out of 10
    31 Jul 2010 Lelo Ethera Silk CuffsLelo Ethera Silk Cuffs Bondage beauty Malteser81 10 out of 10
    13 Jul 2010 Daring Silver Clit Clamp with White DiamondDaring Silver Clit Clamp with White Diamond Glamourous pleasure! Malteser81 10 out of 10
    23 Jun 2010 Adam and Eve Curvy G-Spot DildoAdam and Eve Curvy G-Spot Dildo Futuristically fantastic! Malteser81 8 out of 10
    21 Jun 2010 Mini Flower Power Body Balm Orgasm EnhancerMini Flower Power Body Balm Orgasm Enhancer Flowers in heaven Malteser81 10 out of 10
    19 Jun 2010 Alabama Crossover Nipple ClampsAlabama Crossover Nipple Clamps Slippery pinch Malteser81 2 out of 10
    5 Jun 2010 Power Wand Advanced Vibrating Anal BeadsPower Wand Advanced Vibrating Anal Beads Shoo away, fly! Malteser81 2 out of 10
    5 Jun 2010 Bondage Boutique Luxury Two Tone Suede FloggerBondage Boutique Luxury Two Tone Suede Flogger Flogging amazing! Malteser81 10 out of 10
    25 May 2010 TENGA Egg WavyTENGA Egg Wavy Wave after wave after wave! Malteser81 8 out of 10
    16 May 2010 Close2you Rhapsodia Silicone Anal BeadsClose2you Rhapsodia Silicone Anal Beads Scream out loud for Rhapsodia Malteser81 10 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    13 Feb 2014 Rate the avatar of the person above you!!
    As Sir Tom would say.... my my MY Delila! A lovely shaped bum and every bodies fave combo, stockings and heels.... YUM. 10/10 ;)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    13 Feb 2014 First post!! hello 😘
    Hello Micky
    Introduce Yourself
    12 Feb 2014 When did you last masturbate? Part II
    Lol.... just now before the partner comes home ;)
    Sex Tips & Talk
    12 Feb 2014 Larger lady looking for her first strap on!
    Ok..... ALWAYS wanted to try anal sex on a man... milking, strap on etc and I have been given the opportunity to do so. Thing is im completly new...
    Sex Toys
    12 Feb 2014 The Yes/No Game! Part 2
    Yes Used a strap on?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    12 Feb 2014 Rate the avatar of the person above you!!
    Nice artistic picture..... 9/10 for effort! ;)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    12 Feb 2014 Hey there!
    Ok.... im not new but its been a while since ive been on here so looking forward to getting back in the swing so to say ;) lol
    Introduce Yourself
    15 Jan 2013 Erotic Asphyxiation
    I've always naturally held my breath when I masterbate and found that it really hightens my orgasms. I haven't ever tried suggesting...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    15 Jan 2013 It's a traaaap!
    Never heard of Tarp myself so Googled it and got.... TARP Noun: A tarpaulin sheet or cover Synonyms: tarpaulin CLEARLY not...
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    15 Jan 2013 Tattoo and time taken to do them
    Ooooooh, my longest sitting would be 2 hours on a carp on my calf. Was a cover up of a tattoo of my ex's name *I know...... young AND stupid*....
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    20 Nov 2012 Sex in public.
     On a picnic bench by a main road late at night outside a pub waiting for my taxi home. Wish I was brave enough now to do stuff like that again...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    30 Aug 2012 Deep throat
      WeeSteve wrote: Malteser81 wrote: Wee Steve..... believe me large penises can be very dificult to deal with and I personally would...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    30 Aug 2012 Deep throat
     To stimulate the penis doesnt need deep throat as the main glands and most sensitive areas are at the top and around the helmet. Use your hands...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    30 Aug 2012 Rate the avatar of the person above you!!
     LOVE your hair.... very jealous and beautiful face 10/10 Xxx
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    30 Aug 2012 Rate the avatar of the person above you!!
     Ooooooo 10/10 very nice work ;)
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    24 Aug 2012 how old?
     lol SEXYGET69.... 30 here =)
    Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Jul 2012 honeymoon
     Ive been married twice and on neither occasion had a honeymoon =S, just a night without the kids.
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    13 Jul 2012 say 5 words
     exposed to the whole world
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    11 Jul 2012 WHERE did you last masturbate?
    lickmadick wrote: later probaally in the front room   lickmadick wrote: in an hour or so before bed Where DID you LAST...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    11 Jul 2012 WHERE did you last masturbate?
    This afternoon before a nap (always makes me tired) using my bottle rocket, definatly the best solo toy ive ever bought!!
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    18 May 2010 Under £15 treats 14
    12 Feb 2014 Need to expand my collection 11

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