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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    17 May 2013 Glow in the Dark Love Rings (3 pack)Glow in the Dark Love Rings (3 pack) Cute 'n' Cheap maltedmilk 10 out of 10
    17 May 2013 Toy Joy Strapless Strap On Double Ended DildoToy Joy Strapless Strap On Double Ended Dildo Lengthy friend maltedmilk 10 out of 10
    24 Apr 2013 The Ultimate Guide to CunnilingusThe Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus Informatively, accessibly and exquisitely written maltedmilk 10 out of 10
    16 Jan 2013 Playful Promises Retro Pin Up Soft Cup BraPlayful Promises Retro Pin Up Soft Cup Bra Beautiful maltedmilk 7 out of 10
    16 Jan 2013 Playful Promises Retro Satin High Waisted BriefsPlayful Promises Retro Satin High Waisted Briefs Not for me maltedmilk 9 out of 10
    16 Jan 2013 Playful Promises Retro Pin Up Suspender BeltPlayful Promises Retro Pin Up Suspender Belt Mine mine mine maltedmilk 9 out of 10
    16 Jan 2013 Rainbow Cock LollipopRainbow Cock Lollipop Grown up sweeties maltedmilk 9 out of 10
    9 Dec 2012 Earthly Body Christmas Scent 3-in-1 Massage Candle 60gEarthly Body Christmas Scent 3-in-1 Massage Candle 60g Hot Apple Cider Review maltedmilk 9 out of 10
    22 Nov 2012 Lovehoney Satin Drawstring Toy BagLovehoney Satin Drawstring Toy Bag Tardis maltedmilk 10 out of 10
    10 Nov 2012 Rene Rofe Sparkling Diamond Net Thigh High StockingsRene Rofe Sparkling Diamond Net Thigh High Stockings A sparkly twist on a classic maltedmilk 9 out of 10
    24 Oct 2012 Swoon Cross My Palm Rechargeable Massager VibratorSwoon Cross My Palm Rechargeable Massager Vibrator So disappointed maltedmilk 2 out of 10
    25 Sep 2012 Seven Til Midnight Sequinned Bustier SetSeven Til Midnight Sequinned Bustier Set Sparkling like rubies maltedmilk 9 out of 10
    13 Sep 2012 Lovehoney Sexier Life Starter PackLovehoney Sexier Life Starter Pack A fun packed start to your sexier life maltedmilk 10 out of 10
    23 Aug 2012 Pin Ups Bombshell Orgasm Balm Mint 7gPin Ups Bombshell Orgasm Balm Mint 7g Essential maltedmilk 10 out of 10
    23 Aug 2012 Pin Ups Nancy Glitter Bullet and Bombshell Orgasm Balm Gift SetPin Ups Nancy Glitter Bullet and Bombshell Orgasm Balm Gift Set Perfect gift idea maltedmilk 9 out of 10
    23 Aug 2012 Fetish Fantasy Peg Nipple Clamp Chain ClipsFetish Fantasy Peg Nipple Clamp Chain Clips Ouchy maltedmilk 1 out of 10
    23 Aug 2012 Bondage Boutique Large Hip WhipBondage Boutique Large Hip Whip Beautiful beginners whip maltedmilk 10 out of 10
    23 Aug 2012 Lovehoney Tease Me Silver HandcuffsLovehoney Tease Me Silver Handcuffs Great value maltedmilk 10 out of 10
    23 Aug 2012 Earthly Body Guavalava 3-in-1 Massage Candle 192gEarthly Body Guavalava 3-in-1 Massage Candle 192g Possibly most beautiful smell I have fell in love with maltedmilk 10 out of 10
    23 Aug 2012 Durex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50mlDurex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50ml Deep cherry rather than sweet maltedmilk 9 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Friday Lelo Luna Smart Bead
    I'm ridiculously excited about it... Here's hoping/saving! :)
    Sex Toys
    29 Jan 2014 Lovehoney Model Doppelganger....
    Nicole - Is it one of the girls from Little Mix?
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    21 Jan 2014 Wartenburg Pinwheel
    It's all down to communication hun. Some areas of the body are way more sensitive to it than others. Oh and avoid using it around hair unless you like...
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    21 Jan 2014 Wartenburg Pinwheel
    I like them. You must be careful with them, they are pretty sharp! A light stroke can be a lovely tickle though...or a scratch...right up to torture!...
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    19 Jan 2014 real life BDSM v books ?
    Sum sub totally summed up ny thoughts. Xx
    Sex Tips & Talk
    18 Jan 2014 Special offers.
    No deal of the weeks anymore?
    Inside Lovehoney
    14 Jan 2014 Pelvic Floor
    Sorry to be so frank but if you are so tight you can't get kegel balls or a toy in etc how do you have sex with a man? Xx
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    26 Dec 2013 Worst Xmas Present 2013
    I've not visited everyone yet but my presents have been quite nice. The worst I've had was a sex and the city perfume but still it's just a scent...
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    20 Dec 2013 Celebrity Name Game
    Rosario Dawson
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    19 Dec 2013 What are YOU contemplating purchasing next?
    These!!!! http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=29879 http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=29878
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    19 Dec 2013 Deal of the Day
    I ended up not getting it anyway as I had a survey reward voucher which you can't use both so I chose that instead as I'm poor due to...
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    19 Dec 2013 Deal of the Day
    Ah thanks guys! :) Do you generally get stuff if you're making a purchase anyway even if you already have something similar? I suppose that's what the...
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    19 Dec 2013 Deal of the Day
    Does anybody know what deal of the week is? Xx
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    12 Dec 2013 Sex Toy Testing Available!
    WOW!! These are just darling!!! 3, 6, 8, 9 please? Most curios about 3 -that shape!! (I love 5 too! How gorgeous!) Sigh.. Here's hoping! Xx
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    11 Dec 2013 What are you doing right now?
    What's up MissTig? Xx
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    11 Dec 2013 What are you doing right now?
    Opening lovehoney parcels! :D Thinking of food and the cinema tonight. Xx
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    11 Dec 2013 What are YOU contemplating purchasing next?
    I didn't know about deal of the week either. I thought they stopped doing things like that (which is basically the facebook deals). I tend to just...
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    11 Dec 2013 Strap-On Advice?
    Have fun! :D
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    11 Dec 2013 Strap-On Advice?
    Have you tried having him lie back on the bed with his bottom hanging off the edge, where you could kneel on the floor to penetrate him carefully,...
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    11 Dec 2013 What have you bought recently from LH?
    For the boyfriend for Christmas: Monogamy: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=662 Which came with this blindfold:...
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    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    16 Aug 2012 Things I own, to remind me to review. 34
    16 Aug 2012 Treats for me :) 34
    22 Aug 2012 Clothing wishlist 75
    23 Aug 2012 Sex Toy Testers 169

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