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  1. Lubyanka: User Profile

    I am a 43 year old bisexual, polyamourous, dominant woman. My nickname represents my interest in the more benign aspects of re-education and behaviour modification. For more information on this, please see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lubyanka_prison

    My interests include: Irving (my rubber chicken), Ericksonian hypnosis and NLP, exploration of the senses, leather, edible consumables, smells, tactile sensations, self-awareness, corsets, more leather, floggy strikey toys, vibratey buzzy toys, being brung stuff, being served yummy meals, sushi, Chinese food, pickled herring, vindaloo (not at the same time!), and tuna sandwiches (fabulous!).

    I intensely dislike

    1. Disrespectful idiots
    2. Being called a "girl" (I'm well past puberty and the age of consent, thank you)
    3. Being called "honey", "hun", "dear", "sweetheart", "sweetie" or similar (you don't know me well enough for me to genuinely be any of those things to you)
    4. Being called by any reduction of my name (i.e. "Lube", "Luby" etc)


    I kink hard for

    1. Sushi
    2. Dead cow (have I mentioned my food and leather preferences?)
    3. Corsets
    4. Stompy footwear

    And I find myself often unable to resist the temptation to verbosely express my opinions. Who knew. :p

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    5 Oct 2009 Sweet Streak Flower Print Contrast Corset SetSweet Streak Flower Print Contrast Corset Set Looks great at the starting line, the hurdles bring it down. Lubyanka 5 out of 10
    26 Sep 2009 Sweet Streak Royal Brocade Lace-Up Corset-Style Bustier SetSweet Streak Royal Brocade Lace-Up Corset-Style Bustier Set Beautiful at first glance, not so nice at the second Lubyanka 5 out of 10
    24 Sep 2009 Balzee Silicone Cock Ring and BallsBalzee Silicone Cock Ring and Balls The Balzee – overflowing with feel appeal Lubyanka 9 out of 10
    28 Jun 2009 Music Legs Fishnet Shirt SetMusic Legs Fishnet Shirt Set A most useful, comfy, sexy, versatile garment. Lubyanka 8 out of 10
    28 Jun 2009 Cottelli Lace Boy ShortCottelli Lace Boy Short Pretty but uncomfortable. Lubyanka 2 out of 10
    24 Jun 2009 Cottelli Classic Jacquard Embroidered CorsetCottelli Classic Jacquard Embroidered Corset Flattering colour, elegant look. Lubyanka 5 out of 10
    20 Jun 2009 Dr Joel Kaplan Inflatable Anal DeveloperDr Joel Kaplan Inflatable Anal Developer No Anuses Were Developed During The Usage Of This Toy. Lubyanka 4 out of 10
    4 Mar 2009 Fleshlight Case Ice ClearFleshlight Case Ice Clear A viewing window for your Fleshlight. Lubyanka 7 out of 10
    4 Mar 2009 Ice Butt Super Ribbed Fleshlight InsertIce Butt Super Ribbed Fleshlight Insert Peep show now on! Who's got the popcorn? Lubyanka 6 out of 10
    24 Feb 2009 Dark Stallion 10 Function Tapered Anal VibratorDark Stallion 10 Function Tapered Anal Vibrator These bulbs don't grow, but your bits will! Lubyanka 6 out of 10
    5 Sep 2008 Black Level PVC Buckle Corset SetBlack Level PVC Buckle Corset Set Be Careful With The Sizing And PVC Hotness Can Be Yours Too! Lubyanka 7 out of 10
    7 Mar 2007 Leather Cock and Ball SplitterLeather Cock and Ball Splitter Leather Cock and Ball Splitter: Fantastic! Lubyanka 9 out of 10
    7 Mar 2007 Cutie Teddy Tickler Mini MassagerCutie Teddy Tickler Mini Massager Cutie Teddy Tickler Mini Massager: Wow. Lubyanka 8 out of 10
    6 Mar 2007 Leather Cock and Ball SplitterLeather Cock and Ball Splitter Leather Cock and Ball Splitter: Fantastic! Lubyanka 9 out of 10
    6 Mar 2007 Nair For Men Hair Removing Body CreamNair For Men Hair Removing Body Cream Nair For Men Hair Removing Body Cream: Mostly does what it says on the tin. Lubyanka 6 out of 10
    14 Feb 2007 Doc Johnson Juli Ashton Pocket Rocket and SleeveDoc Johnson Juli Ashton Pocket Rocket and Sleeve Julie Ashton Pocket Rocket and Sleeve: Best clitoral vibe I have ever bought. Ever. Lubyanka 10 out of 10
    14 Feb 2007 Juli Ashton Pocket Rocket SleevesJuli Ashton Pocket Rocket Sleeves Julie Ashton Pocket Rocket Sleeves: Your orgasms will never be the same. ;) Lubyanka 10 out of 10
    9 Jan 2007 Trojan Single Redi-Lock Dildo With TicklerTrojan Single Redi-Lock Dildo With Tickler Trojan Single Redi-Lock Dildo With Tickler: Great shape and texture, intolerable smell. Lubyanka 1 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    14 Dec 2009 Pegging any good for the girls ?
      solidius wrote: Lubyanka wrote:  Yes, the woman makes (and uses) them herself, she's a leather worker and uses lovely, lovely...
    Sex Toys
    14 Dec 2009 How old are you and is your sex life improving with age?
      AdnaW wrote: Got a question for you all...... Those who say sex is better with age, is this down to the person you're now with being...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    14 Dec 2009 ~ Christmas Pressie ~
      sexelle wrote: Morbidia wrote: This time last year, the forums were full of christmas cheer and plenty of Secret Santa activities were...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Dec 2009 Pegging any good for the girls ?
     Yes, the woman makes (and uses) them herself, she's a leather worker and uses lovely, lovely materials.  :)
    Sex Toys
    13 Dec 2009 Pegging any good for the girls ?
      solidius wrote: LoveHoney - Carly wrote: solidius wrote: I have to admit it sounds really tempting but all the first timer strap...
    Sex Toys
    13 Dec 2009 The 12 Toys of Christmas!
      JayGee wrote: Lubyanka wrote:  Ok, it's not perfect, and I am really not a singer, heh, but you wanted it, and here it is!...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Dec 2009 ~ Christmas Pressie ~
     masterandslave, thank you!!  I got your vibrating bunny cock ring thingy, what a surprise!  And it came on a saturday too! Big...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Dec 2009 I need honest answers to this difficult question
      NaughtyT wrote: I have been married a year now, my husband is a body builder and all his gym sessions etc take it on off him and he doesnt...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    13 Dec 2009 The 12 Toys of Christmas!
     Ok, it's not perfect, and I am really not a singer, heh, but you wanted it, and here it is!...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    11 Dec 2009 The 12 Toys of Christmas!
      masterandslave wrote:  I think Lubyanka was going to sing some of the best for us! I'm working on it, but I've got a whole lot of...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    9 Dec 2009 BFPO
     From the sender's perspective, ail mail to BFPO addresses is UK mail to the UK.  As I understand it, the BFPO people deal with forwarding...
    Inside Lovehoney
    8 Dec 2009 PANDER TO ME!!!
      SEXYGET 69 wrote: I know this is virtually impossible to get hold of  but have you any of or information on where to purchase...
    Inside Lovehoney
    8 Dec 2009 Whats other names do you call your OH when being dom or sub
      Avrielle_Aniko wrote: OH has started calling me "Hippo" Time to diet again I thinks.. Heh, if it were me, I'd think fuck the...
    Sex Toys
    7 Dec 2009 Average Size?
      Nexas wrote: That's what I mean though, I've got a pointed tongue when fully extended, but when I relax my tongue somewhat it becomes...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Dec 2009 Post-coital headache/coital cephalgia
      MJB wrote: I did a search but all I could find was more than 12 months out-of-date, hoping some of the newer members may have more...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Dec 2009 Strap-on sex for straight couples
      Noon wrote: Magic Hands wrote: sorry it not for me at all. Not wanting to seem critical, but just to be clear... You joined a...
    Sex Toys
    7 Dec 2009 Average Size?
      Nexas wrote: Lubyanka wrote: SEXYGET 69 wrote: I was thinking. . . Would the OA girls say that a longer tongue on a person is more...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Dec 2009 Average Size?
      SEXYGET 69 wrote: I was thinking. . . Would the OA girls say that a longer tongue on a person is more orgasm inducing or size doesn't...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Dec 2009 Average Size?
      Although you said  "I think when you say that lots and lots of men bang away at women regardless of penis size you may well be right...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    7 Dec 2009 Average Size?
      Mushy wrote: You both take me too literally, I was merely claiming a moral victory for the less well endowed , we dont get many...
    Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    29 Jul 2008 Uncategorised Droolworthy 62
    8 Dec 2009 Bitsnbobs 7

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