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londoner: User Profile
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About londoner
- Location
- United Kingdom
- Joined
- 17 Apr 2009 at 1:28 am
- Gender
- Male
- Relationship status
- Married
- Sexual preference
- Straight
- Cadet rank
- Captain
Activity Summary
- Reviews written
- 5
- Messages posted
- 24
- Photos uploaded
- 0
Favourite Web Sites
Love: Natural women, natural hair, stockings. Love giving oral sex more than receving.
Turn-ons: French Retro 70s Porn, Anna Span films
Turn-offs: Extreme or anatomical porn that's only about men's pleasure, facials, humiliation of womenPeeved by: Low quality, tacky, ugly sex toys sold at inflated prices by sex shops and well-known high street sex shops.
Reviews
Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating 13 Sep 2012 
Lovehoney Thrust Realistic Male MasturbatorFleshlight beater but case could be better londoner 8 out of 10 29 May 2012 
TENGA Egg WavyFirst impressions (probably won't get much use long-term anyway) londoner 6 out of 10 29 May 2012 
TENGA Red Flip Hole Male MasturbatorComparison with White Flip Hole londoner 10 out of 10 27 May 2011 
TENGA Flip Hole MasturbatorLong-term comparison with Fleshlight londoner 9 out of 10 18 Apr 2009 
Tera Patrick Fleshlight Girls Twista FleshlightTight and soo exciting londoner 8 out of 10 Posts
Date Message Where? 8 Jun 2012 Problem using Lovehoney account with Fleshlight UK
Thanks. FYI the link on my account page is http://www.fleshlightuk.com/ which redirects to a non-LH site.Inside Lovehoney 8 Jun 2012 Do women taste different ?
From what I remember from years ago, they do taste a bit different but I've never had a bad experience as long as they've been clean... I'm...Sex Tips & Talk 8 Jun 2012 newbie new to all toys advice wanted
My OH is pretty new to toys was intimidated by the idea and size of rabbits so I got her this mini...Introduce Yourself 8 Jun 2012 anyone from london??
Was when I joined LH but not any more.Introduce Yourself 8 Jun 2012 Problem using Lovehoney account with Fleshlight UK
I'm using the link to Fleshlight UK from my account page. It takes me to www.fleshlight-international.eu However my Lovehoney login doesn't...Inside Lovehoney 8 Jun 2012 Replacement bullet for monkey spanker?
Just got a very helpful reply from Customer Services. Apparently Lovehoney don't sell vibrating bullets that are small enough to fit the...Sex Toys 3 Jun 2012 Comparisons between Tenga Flip Hole/3D, other male sleeves/strokers
How do the various sleeves and strokers compare with each other and how do the different materials feel for softness, stretchiness, sliperiness? At...Sex Toys 30 May 2012 Lovehoney Erotic Story Competition
Damn, only just noticed this a week after the closing date. Must keep a closer eye on the Lovehoney forums. Anyway, good luck everyone. I look forward...Erotic Fiction 29 May 2012 Best male masturbator and a good prostate massager
Wow, am slightly intimidated by the 'bad boy'. Never particularly hankered after bum stimulation personally but great if it works for you. Have...Sex Toys 25 May 2012 Best male masturbator and a good prostate massager
Here's my tuppence worth on the male toys I've bought. Any else got an comparisons to offer? There are lots of great reviews on the toys but it's not...Sex Toys 13 Jul 2011 Next women's sex toy to try after TC bullet
Thanks for the suggestions. My OH enjoyed it for both vibrating penetration as a teasing warmup and on the clit though we gave up using it while...Sex Toys 12 Jul 2011 Next women's sex toy to try after TC bullet
I bought the TC 3 speed bullet for my OH which she enjoyed much more than she thought she would :) having been intimidated by large rabbits and ugly...Sex Toys 12 Jul 2011 Replacement bullet for monkey spanker?
I do enjoy the monkey spanker but two years on and the vibrating bullet has died. Are there replacements that fit? Anyone tried the "Monkey...Sex Toys 4 Jun 2011 Safe lubricants for medical grade silicone (cobra libre)?
I suppose this comes back to hiding sex toys. Vaseline or emollient cream/ointment are far more innocent in appearance. They also feel somewhat...Sex Toys 4 Jun 2011 Hiding toys from your parents :)
PlayingDirty wrote: I had an ex who hid a vibrator and condoms inside a teddy bear as she swewd a zip in to the back of it. ...Sex Toys 4 Jun 2011 Safe lubricants for medical grade silicone (cobra libre)?
Thanks for the reply. Don't have the original box to hand but will check it later. What's the problem with oil based lubricants? Can they perish...Sex Toys 4 Jun 2011 Hiding toys from your parents :)
sweetlove666 wrote: extreme or explicit pornography is still illegal....Sex Toys 4 Jun 2011 Safe lubricants for medical grade silicone (cobra libre)?
Is there an official lovehoney recommendation on which lubricants are safe to use with medical grade silicone? I'm finding the cobra libre an odd...Sex Toys 4 Jun 2011 Hiding toys from your parents :)
Lubyanka wrote: The only thing I can think of is to get a metal box which can lock securely, and keep the key with you at all times....Sex Toys 3 Jun 2011 That middle of the night feeling
I certainly recognise that situation. I don't think you should feel bad about indulging yourself when your wife is asleep as you seem to be in a...Sex Tips & Talk Wishlists
Date Wishlist name Items 19 Apr 2009 for her 16 19 Apr 2009 for me 4 8 Jun 2012 Sex Toy Testers 5 Photos
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