crayola: User Profile

22 year old drama graduate, saving up to become a famous set and costume designer by working for chairty for a year.

Love frozen peas. Yes I'm that random. And sex, or else I wouldn't be here.

Hate people who can't take a joke.

Turn ons- he has to have the abilty to pin me down, be that because he's a little chunky or be that because he's got muscles of a God. Body hair is very much wanted- at least a bit of chest hair to make him look like a man! If he looks like a gorilla he's perfect. And also has to be taller than me. Exception made for Johnny Depp- he can look however he likes and still be hot.

Turn offs- skinny men (my thin boyfriend is toned not skinny!); guys who monologue at you; and being expected to do all the work.

Reviews

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Date See the product Read the review Rating
10 Feb 2010 LoveHoney Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit Love Egg Vibrator LoveHoney Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit Love Egg Vibrator Shaftless – but none the worse for it 8/10
10 Feb 2010 Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Mousse 100ml Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Mousse 100ml Slippery doo-dah, slippery day... 10/10
10 Feb 2010 Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Melts 6 Pack Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Melts 6 Pack Ow, ow, ow, ow, ooh… 8/10
26 Oct 2009 Philips Sensual Vibrating and Pulsating Massager Philips Sensual Vibrating and Pulsating Massager They don't just make electric toothbrushes then (addition) 9/10
18 Oct 2009 Philips Sensual Vibrating and Pulsating Massager Philips Sensual Vibrating and Pulsating Massager They don't just make electric toothbrushes then! 7/10

Posts

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Date Message Where?
10 Feb 2010 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 5
Right I'm gonna go do something productive like... erm... make toast and read probably. See you all another night hopefully.
Sex Talk
in Orgasm Army - Sex & Sex Toys
10 Feb 2010 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 5
lol I'm sure I could too but I've coveted this- http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11889 - for a good couple of years so it was a great excuse...
Sex Talk
in Orgasm Army - Sex & Sex Toys
10 Feb 2010 Word Association..
scandalous
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in Orgasm Army - Sex & Sex Toys
10 Feb 2010 When did you last have sex?
Erm... Sunday at 2.00am. I was totally not bothered because I'd been pretty horny earlier and got passed up for Facebook poker, so was actually...
Sex Talk
in Orgasm Army - Sex & Sex Toys
10 Feb 2010 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 5
We've got Mark Curry according to the website. Think he's an ex blue peter presentor which I find hillarious... I last saw it about 7 years ago and I...
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in Orgasm Army - Sex & Sex Toys

Wishlists

Wishlist name Items Date created
Orgasm Army Wishlist 11 29 Jul 2008

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