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    22 year old drama graduate, saving up to become a famous set and costume designer by working for chairty for a year.

    Love frozen peas. Yes I'm that random. And sex, or else I wouldn't be here.

    Hate people who can't take a joke.

    Turn ons- he has to have the abilty to pin me down, be that because he's a little chunky or be that because he's got muscles of a God. Body hair is very much wanted- at least a bit of chest hair to make him look like a man! If he looks like a gorilla he's perfect. And also has to be taller than me. Exception made for Johnny Depp- he can look however he likes and still be hot.

    Turn offs- skinny men (my thin boyfriend is toned not skinny!); guys who monologue at you; and being expected to do all the work.

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    6 Jun 2010 Ben Dover Vibrating Smoothie Love EggBen Dover Vibrating Smoothie Love Egg I love it! crayola 8 out of 10
    10 Feb 2010 Lovehoney Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit Love Egg VibratorLovehoney Bang Bang Bunny Rabbit Love Egg Vibrator Shaftless – but none the worse for it crayola 8 out of 10
    10 Feb 2010 Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Mousse 100mlDurex Play 2 in 1 Massage Mousse 100ml Slippery doo-dah, slippery day... crayola 10 out of 10
    10 Feb 2010 Durex Play 2 in 1 Massage Melts 6 PackDurex Play 2 in 1 Massage Melts 6 Pack Ow, ow, ow, ow, ooh… crayola 8 out of 10
    26 Oct 2009 Philips Sensual Vibrating and Pulsating MassagerPhilips Sensual Vibrating and Pulsating Massager They don't just make electric toothbrushes then (addition) crayola 9 out of 10
    18 Oct 2009 Philips Sensual Vibrating and Pulsating MassagerPhilips Sensual Vibrating and Pulsating Massager They don't just make electric toothbrushes then! crayola 7 out of 10
    18 Oct 2009 Lovehoney Erotic Rocket 2.0 10 Function Mini VibratorLovehoney Erotic Rocket 2.0 10 Function Mini Vibrator Really? No crayola 1 out of 10
    29 Sep 2009 Durex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50mlDurex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50ml Mmmm, smelly in a good way! crayola 9 out of 10
    29 Sep 2009 Bullet Vibrator - Ammunition RO-80mmBullet Vibrator - Ammunition RO-80mm Shoot me again! crayola 10 out of 10
    6 Mar 2009 Fun Factory Delight Rechargeable G-Spot and Clitoral VibratorFun Factory Delight Rechargeable G-Spot and Clitoral Vibrator Buuuuuuzzzzzzzzzz crayola 9 out of 10
    7 Jan 2009 Art Deco Clear Double Dildo 13 InchArt Deco Clear Double Dildo 13 Inch Buy! Buy it now! crayola 10 out of 10
    16 Dec 2008 Screaming O FingOScreaming O FingO Toys have never been so aptly named! crayola 10 out of 10
    3 Dec 2008 Kwiktwist Giant Twist Ties Twin PackKwiktwist Giant Twist Ties Twin Pack *giggle* crayola 10 out of 10
    4 Nov 2008 Fresh Vegan-Friendly Spanking PaddleFresh Vegan-Friendly Spanking Paddle Cute but kinky crayola 8 out of 10
    29 Oct 2008 Power Smoothie Maxi Vibrator 6 InchPower Smoothie Maxi Vibrator 6 Inch Appealing to my inner geek crayola 9 out of 10
    30 Sep 2008 MiVibe Power Bullet Necklace VibratorMiVibe Power Bullet Necklace Vibrator If you can go out in it, I'll give you a muffin... crayola 8 out of 10
    21 Sep 2008 Lovehoney Multispeed Ladyfinger 5 Inch Waterproof VibratorLovehoney Multispeed Ladyfinger 5 Inch Waterproof Vibrator Yay for proving me wrong! crayola 9 out of 10
    11 Aug 2008 Basix Smoothy Dong with Suction Cup 6.5 InchBasix Smoothy Dong with Suction Cup 6.5 Inch More suction please! crayola 6 out of 10
    24 Jul 2008 Chocolate Body Paint Tube (150ml)Chocolate Body Paint Tube (150ml) Man + Chocolate = HEAVEN crayola 7 out of 10
    18 Jun 2008 Perfect Nipple SuckersPerfect Nipple Suckers Alien Vs (Sexual) Predator crayola 8 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    10 Feb 2010 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 5
    Right I'm gonna go do something productive like... erm... make toast and read probably. See you all another night hopefully.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Feb 2010 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 5
    lol I'm sure I could too but I've coveted this- http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=11889 - for a good couple of years so it was a great excuse...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Feb 2010 Word Association..
    scandalous
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Feb 2010 When did you last have sex?
    Erm... Sunday at 2.00am. I was totally not bothered because I'd been pretty horny earlier and got passed up for Facebook poker, so was actually...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Feb 2010 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 5
    We've got Mark Curry according to the website. Think he's an ex blue peter presentor which I find hillarious... I last saw it about 7 years ago and I...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Feb 2010 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 5
    mbtoo wrote: My house has crappy internet too,so I'm usually on when I'm at work! lol Jezuz I think my work place would have a heart attack...
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    10 Feb 2010 Thank you Letters
    I gave up on the online play because I'm not good enough - the boyfriend does it a bit though. I'm gonna train up and get to standard lol.
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Feb 2010 Dear John...
    sexynurse09 wrote: Lady Lillith wrote: Dear X Look up shower in the dictionary, for the love of god. Your excuse? 'I'm a guy'. Yes...
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    10 Feb 2010 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 5
    Puppies77 wrote: crayola wrote: Does it actually help talking to a counciller? I've never gone in for it, but I've always been kinda...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Feb 2010 Biggest you've had?
    Thick is definitely a winner for me. A must say I do prefer the larger gent (I know -we're not meant to say it!) but as a few have said above certain...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Feb 2010 Thank you Letters
    Ilovemyman wrote: crayola wrote: Dear Lupine Thank you for showing me that there is a middle ground between overly clingy and totally...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Feb 2010 Word Association..
    Eddie
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    10 Feb 2010 Word Association..
    Menace
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    10 Feb 2010 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 5
    Does it actually help talking to a counciller? I've never gone in for it, but I've always been kinda fascinated by the idea of just letting go for...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Feb 2010 Biggest you've had?
    Me and a friend were talking about this the other day (after I admitted that at 9 inches the mister was a little scary at first. Did I say a little...
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    10 Feb 2010 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 5
    Cool sounds fun.
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    10 Feb 2010 What undies are you wearing today?
    Erm... *checks* My Wild Thing girls boxers. Which I may have been wearing two days straight (I'm ill leave me alone)
    Lingerie & Clothing
    10 Feb 2010 Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Part 5
    Ooh sounds good. Volunteering in line with the counselling or just doing random voluntary stuff for the CV?
    Sex Tips & Talk
    10 Feb 2010 Word Association..
    (you got from naked to feets?) One-third of... ;)
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    10 Feb 2010 How old are you and is your sex life improving with age?
    22 and dear god yes. I think your first sexual partner will always be good at the time, but look back was very very tame. Personally my second...
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    29 Jul 2008 Orgasm Army Wishlist 11

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