• Blueeyes82: User Profile

    UK sex toy reviewer, coffee lover and mad about cats and dogs

    Reviews

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    Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating
    22 Jan 2015 Lovehoney Vanilla Lickable Massage Candle 60gLovehoney Vanilla Lickable Massage Candle 60g Good enough to eat Blueeyes82 10 out of 10
    22 Jan 2015 Lovehoney Strawberry Lickable Massage Candle 60gLovehoney Strawberry Lickable Massage Candle 60g Sweet and delicious Blueeyes82 10 out of 10
    18 Jan 2015 Lovehoney Cherry Lickable Massage Candle 60gLovehoney Cherry Lickable Massage Candle 60g Smells good enough to eat Blueeyes82 9 out of 10
    17 Jan 2015 X-Rated Love Hearts 44gX-Rated Love Hearts 44g Deliciously naughty Blueeyes82 9 out of 10
    9 Dec 2014 L'Amourose Rosa Rouge Heat Up G-Spot VibratorL'Amourose Rosa Rouge Heat Up G-Spot Vibrator Kinkalicious vibrations Blueeyes82 10 out of 10
    7 Dec 2014 Lelo Ora 2 - 10 Function Rotating Clitoral Vibrator with SenseTouch TechnologyLelo Ora 2 - 10 Function Rotating Clitoral Vibrator with SenseTouch Technology Stunned for words Blueeyes82 3 out of 10
    13 Jan 2014 Sqweel Go USB Rechargeable Oral Sex SimulatorSqweel Go USB Rechargeable Oral Sex Simulator Tease me more Blueeyes82 8 out of 10
    19 Jul 2013 Doc Johnson Mood Naughty 2 Large Silicone Butt PlugDoc Johnson Mood Naughty 2 Large Silicone Butt Plug Intense Blueeyes82 10 out of 10
    7 Jun 2013 Nipple Chain ClaspsNipple Chain Clasps Ouchie... More please, sir Blueeyes82 9 out of 10
    26 Jan 2013 Wake-Up Vibe Alarm Clock Rechargeable VibratorWake-Up Vibe Alarm Clock Rechargeable Vibrator An alarm clock you'll want to wake up to Blueeyes82 8 out of 10
    18 Jan 2013 Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant 100mlLovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant 100ml Refreshingly uplifting Blueeyes82 9 out of 10
    18 Jan 2013 Lovehoney Enjoy Water-Based Lubricant 100mlLovehoney Enjoy Water-Based Lubricant 100ml Pleasing Blueeyes82 8 out of 10
    18 Jan 2013 Lovehoney Discover Anal Lubricant 100mlLovehoney Discover Anal Lubricant 100ml More V than A Blueeyes82 7 out of 10
    18 Jan 2013 Lovehoney Release Masturbation Lubricant 100mlLovehoney Release Masturbation Lubricant 100ml Lubricant goldmine Blueeyes82 10 out of 10
    18 Jan 2013 Lovehoney Fresh Toy Cleaner 120mlLovehoney Fresh Toy Cleaner 120ml Your secret weapon Blueeyes82 10 out of 10
    11 Dec 2012 Squeezer Teaser Nipple ClampsSqueezer Teaser Nipple Clamps Squeezingly fabulous Blueeyes82 10 out of 10
    10 Dec 2012 Astroglide Gel Thicker Formula Lube (4oz)Astroglide Gel Thicker Formula Lube (4oz) Thicker to please you with Blueeyes82 9 out of 10
    9 Dec 2012 PicoBong Kiki Silicone Clitoral VibratorPicoBong Kiki Silicone Clitoral Vibrator Sitting on the fence Blueeyes82 6 out of 10
    19 Oct 2012 The Diary of a Submissive by Sophie MorganThe Diary of a Submissive by Sophie Morgan Lock, stock and smocking heels Blueeyes82 10 out of 10
    4 Oct 2012 Muse Clitoral Rabbit Ears Rechargeable VibratorMuse Clitoral Rabbit Ears Rechargeable Vibrator I'm all ears Blueeyes82 9 out of 10

    Posts

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    Date Message Where?
    Today Rate the avatar of the person above you! Part 2
    love the boxers 7/10 delilah, i'm mixing it up :p
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Today Rate the avatar of the person above you! Part 2
    could stare at your arse all night 10/10
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Today Lovehoney Sex Toy Testers Thread 2015!
    i have written many reviews on here for products purchased else where and are also sold on lovehoney. obv you just don't mention where you have...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Today How do I have a threesome?
    Fab swingers fetlife Abfab night clubs hold evenings where single men or women are invited to meet couples. swinging heaven is another...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Today Storing your sex toys
    Do any of the LH members have any other quirky ways of storing their naughty toys?
    Sex Toys
    Today fifty shades of grey whos excited????
    Lady Ness wrote: @BM  The movie My Mistress came out last year, I think it's a lot less rom commy and suited to both...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Today Hi everyone :)
    Hi and welcome to the forum x
    Introduce Yourself
    Today Rate the avatar of the person above you! Part 2
    love your behind, defo 10/10 :)
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Today Hi from Hampshire.
    Hi and welcome to the forum x
    Introduce Yourself
    Today Rate the avatar of the person above you! Part 2
    loving the colour splash :p 10/10
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Today condoms and male masterbators.
    it would cause friction, could break the condom, may cause friction burn on the penis
    Sex Toys
    Today The Slave Register
    Seems like a good idea, especially when subs can be naughty and have 2 to 3 different mistresses! 
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Today Tall girls in high heels
    i'm 5"10 and wear heels when i go out.  I find that wedged heels are more comfy and easier to walk in
    Lingerie & Clothing
    Yesterday OMG! Fisting with an added bonus
    Believe me, fisting won't stretch you like that.  I've popped out a kid (the 2nd one was a sun roof baby) and I am still nice and...
    Sex Tips & Talk
    Yesterday Herbal Remedies That Work
    if i get a sore throat or bad cold, I tend to drink black tea with honey and lemon.  It'a the only thing that actually works with getting...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Yesterday Amsterdam
    There is only 1 couple's club in amsterdam that will allow you to do what you want, sexual wise and it is called Club Paradise.  It's...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Yesterday Take care with storing toys
    I have written a post today, on storage and why etc http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/sex-toys/1146615-storing-your-sex-toys/
    Inside Lovehoney
    Yesterday Kinky twitter
    teacake wrote: Lots of kinky twitters going on in here then,Myself i cant as i/we have to hide alot of stuff as we have a child with...
    Off-Topic Chat & Games
    Yesterday Take care with storing toys
    LibraLover wrote: Spoonerism wrote: I've never had this happen but I only use toys that are made out of stable,...
    Inside Lovehoney
    Yesterday Lovehoney Bloggers Part 3
    New review for the FX Silicone warrior cock cage http://naughty-corner.com/2015/01/fx-silicone-warrior-cock-cage-review/
    Sex Tips & Talk

    Wishlists

    Date Wishlist name Items
    31 Dec 2011 heaven 665
    10 Dec 2012 Erotica 33

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