Alyssa: Reviews

I love skiing, the mountains, wine, reading, writing the odd bit of filth and playing with the contents of my toybox. Oh, and I love sticking things in my arse. I mean, come on, how much fun is it going about your daily business with a plug in? I'm seriously considering a butt plug/Ben Wa balls combo for my next long road trip. Oooh - what about a Butterfly too, just for overkill? If you hear of a twelve-car pile-up caused by a smiling woman, you'll know what happened.