Alyssa: User Profile

I love skiing, the mountains, wine, reading, writing the odd bit of filth and playing with the contents of my toybox. Oh, and I love sticking things in my arse. I mean, come on, how much fun is it going about your daily business with a plug in? I'm seriously considering a butt plug/Ben Wa balls combo for my next long road trip. Oooh - what about a Butterfly too, just for overkill? If you hear of a twelve-car pile-up caused by a smiling woman, you'll know what happened.

Reviews

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Date See the product Read the review Rating
11 Aug 2007 The Professional Bendable Beaded Anal Vibrator The Professional Bendable Beaded Anal Vibrator Not worth the money 2/10
10 Aug 2007 Jelly Butt Plug (Large) Jelly Butt Plug (Large) My eyes were bigger than my butt. 3/10
25 May 2007 Slimline G-Spot Vibrator Slimline G-Spot Vibrator The simply brilliant toy box workhorse 9/10
25 May 2007 Doc Johnson Spectra Gel Anal Stuffer Butt Plug Doc Johnson Spectra Gel Anal Stuffer Butt Plug It's the middle of the road 9/10
25 May 2007 Doc Johnson Spectra Gel Jelly Butt Plug Doc Johnson Spectra Gel Jelly Butt Plug Great for beginners 8/10

Posts

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Date Message Where?
14 Oct 2008 Which Fun Factory vibe should I choose?
 Oooh, now I hadn't looked at that one. Hmm. That's very tempting isn't it? Waterproof, too. So I wouldn't have to buy a separate one to take...
Vibrators
in Orgasm Army - Sex & Sex Toys
14 Oct 2008 Which Fun Factory vibe should I choose?
I really fancy a new vibe and the Fun Factory ones get such consistently good reviews that I've decided to save my pennies for one. But which one...
Vibrators
in Orgasm Army - Sex & Sex Toys
14 Oct 2008 Looking for Best Clit Vibe During Sex
 I do a lot of long drives (across Europe!) and have fancied getting a few toys to use while driving. (Oh dear, am I confessing to something even...
Vibrators
in Orgasm Army - Sex & Sex Toys
23 Oct 2007 Lingerie no no's - a guide for male buyers!
You know, that sounds fantastic! What a corking idea for a Xmas present - give them the hand made voucher on the day, (when let's face it, we're often...
Lingerie & Clothing
in Orgasm Army - Sex & Sex Toys
5 Sep 2007 Sex Toys - how do you get rid of them
McBirdie! "I do have a friend who has been appointed "Toy Collector" in case anything happens to me" Oh so true!! Made me laugh and laugh!
Dildos
in Orgasm Army - Sex & Sex Toys

Wishlists

Wishlist name Items Date created
Orgasm Army Wishlist 30 29 Jul 2008

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