ALIEN: User Profile
I'm a randy bastard who can't pull a bird so I use blow up dolls as a substitute! I bang em till they pop & I've shot me load! I just wanna keep me hose happy & water me garden everyday of the week so that I can top up me pond & spill me white tadpoles into it! If they're any real birds out there who wanna rumble with me then just give me a nod & I'll roll into your hay! As an alien I'll quite happily abduct you Blondsons & take you all for a romantic spin around the stars! Just look at it this way, I'm better than that young arrogant wideboy driving his dads BMW cos I've got a spaceship that can take you Blondsons for a weekend on Mars!
Date See the product Read the review Reviewer Rating 11 May 2011 Pamela Sex Doll Pamela, My Beautiful Beach Babe! ALIEN 9 out of 10 11 May 2011 Birlinda The Horny Hugger Sex Doll Birlinda The Horny Hugger Sex Doll ALIEN 10 out of 10 8 May 2011 Area 51 Alien Sex Doll Abducted by an alien sex fiend ALIEN 10 out of 10
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