Losing things up there?

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

WandA wrote:

I've seen a vid of a phone up there...

Ahhh. . .but was the vid shot on the actual phone whilst it was inside the ass wanda?

Now that would be impressive!

SG69

Wouldn't that be all dark? 

I'll never be able to take a bottle of Lucozade to anybody in hospital again

Please, not grapes too Dunc

SG69

Wow maybe he was wearing a kilt and had stuck the can in a plastic bag- where there's a will eh!!, as for people noticing, what the hell would they be doing in your toilet cubicle!!!!!!!

TB

I have to agree with Lubyanka - I guess that my experience of life has been such that I can not imagine the possibility of a 16oz drink can or a bottle fitting as described - however good luck to you Dunc - Not sure I will want to share a drink with you - I suppose you are now into bigger things?

Fat Man in a Barrel  - 12inches!!!!

TB

Dunca1348 wrote:

bbn what is the largest diameter toy you have used in your ass

2 - 3 ins - aneros helix and a  Penis Smoothy Anal Dildo Prober 6 Inch (length)  http://images.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/250/12177.jpg

toys designed to massage my prostate rather than stretch the width of my anus.

miss_nat wrote:

SecretlyNaughty wrote:

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Or Dr pepper so misunderstood?

I thought their slogan was.... Whats the worst that can happen? 

You could get the can stuck up your arse!

This is killing me now....ROFL

Lubyanka wrote:

 I'd bet a goodly amount of money that most people could never shove a can up their arse straight out of the fridge, so if he did do it, it was more than likely warm and fizzy.

Personally I have a difficult time believing that a person would shove a warm drinks can up their bum solely to sneak it into the cinema, or that anybody would drink from a can directly after removing it from their rectum, or that anybody could remove a drinks can from their bum easily.  

I mean, honestly, these steps just seem like pure fantasy to me:

• shove a drinks can up your ass
• put clothes on
• go to cinema
• take bottoms off in cinema without anybody noticing and chucking you out
• remove slippery lubed up drinks can from ass without surgical tools and without anybody noticing and chucking you out
• put bottoms back on without anybody noticing and chucking you out
• sit down if you still can after all that
• open can without dropping it cos it's so slippery and without it fizzing up all over the place
• drink contents from slippery can which has just been in your bowel
• go home if you haven't been chucked out first
• remember what the film is when somebody asks what you went to see

No.  I don't think so.

This made me lol. Hard :D

Thread delivers.

Dunca1348 wrote:

I am guessing 12" is not the diameter but the circumference.

Oops quite right there Dunca1348 !! well spotted.

TB