• Lelo DEXTRÜS

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    Puddleduck [sign in to see picture]
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    Having been reading about this I'm really curious do you think it would actually work?
    Claiming to be the first sex toy to make you "smart", sounds so unrealistic but at the same time awesome... How it says it will work is interesting but I don't see how it will actually work :/

    Any sex toy that can claim to make me smarter has my vote! I am going to have to start saving my pennies.

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    sleepycelia [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh I'm pretty sure that one's an April Fools campaign? They did one before, here - http://www.lelo.com/theblog/meet-g%D3%93sm-lelos-cleanest-greenest-vibe/

    If Gasm were real though, I'd definitely buy one! And I'm already left-handed, so...

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    Puddleduck [sign in to see picture]
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    Ah it's still an awesome idea though hehe

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    Puddleduck [sign in to see picture]
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    Here is the link anyway :)

    http://www.lelo.com/theblog/dextrus-worlds-first-right-handed-vibrator-that-makes-you-smart/

    I clearly need one lol
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    Just looked it up and it's designed exclusively for right handed people because righties aren't as intelligent or sexually satisfied as us lefties

    if an toy could actually make right handers smarter i know one or two people that could benefit from one

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    Alastor [sign in to see picture]
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    I very much doubt all Mensa members are left-handed.

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    Alastor wrote:

    I very much doubt all Mensa members are left-handed.

    Apparently only about 20% of members are

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    Alastor [sign in to see picture]
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    Wonder how that compares to the general populace.

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    only about 10% of the population is a lefty i think that might be globally i couldn't find anything that said it was just uk

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    Getting them April fools out early this year :p

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    Alastor [sign in to see picture]
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    That sounds about right. Of course, brighter people who are left-handed would historically probably have a better chance of not being retrained as a less able right-hander as happened all too often.

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    Flip me I need this toy if it works. Working night shifts just seems to make me dumber and dumber x

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    Hmmm.

    I've just read the article, and I agree with SleepyCelia, it's all a litle tongue in cheek for me, especially Sinister College, Oxford!

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    Sum Sub wrote:

    Hmmm.

    I've just read the article, and I agree with SleepyCelia, it's all a litle tongue in cheek for me, especially Sinister College, Oxford!

    Well the Lelo piece is a spoof, but the 2013 research referred to does exist as a 'legitimate' piece of reserach although it does not really match with the suggestions of the piece.

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    Sooo it's basically not a sex toy, it just stimulates the other side of your brain, is that right??X

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