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Inspired by a conversation in one of the threads, I think we should make our very own OA own porn movie. Well, not really, but if we were to make one, what would it be?

Put your suggestions for a title, plot, cast, etc. in this thread.

I'll start: I really think it should have a scene with a postman and a Vibrawhip. 

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lol well it would have to involve lots of toys and things. MM MF FM you name it

hmm if i were with the right partner i think id love to make some pron (for our eyes only obviously)

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I had to delete my sex tape. Very upsetting as it contained one of the hottest blowjobs that I can remember receiving...

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ive never made one unfotunatley

ooh another idea would be demonstrating how we all test the various things LH send us LOL

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I wonder what the active male:female ratio on the forums is? Could make for an interesting few scenes!

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sweetlove666 wrote:

ive never made one unfotunatley

ooh another idea would be demonstrating how we all test the various things LH send us LOL

that's actually a great idea. Video reviews :) 

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 I actually made a video of myself and kvetch testing one of the test items Ruth sent us, which was supposed to be a sensual massage oil.  I intended to send Ruth the audio from it but never got round to it.

It turned out kind of funny since the video finished off with us jumping into the shower to try to get the stuff off!

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i think there is more women than men, but it more depends on sexuality if there is porn

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hmm i really want to make a video now,  even if you only get to watch it again a couple of times it would be awesome though!

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It's really, really hot.

TLA
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So what funny titles could we come up with. You know, something along the lines of Jane Blond DD7, In Diana Jones, etc...

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 How about "Toy Story - The Next Generation"

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Haha I like In Diana Jones! Made me chuckle anyway!

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hmm theres already some on the army theme like "shaving private ryan" i think

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I've just found these:

A Clear And Present Stranger
Add Momma To The Train
Any Given Cumday
Batman in Robin
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Boldfinger
Breakfast On Tiffany
Breast Side Story
Bumfight At The OGay Corral
Charlie's Anal
Children Of The Cornhole
Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang
Crocodile Done Me
Cum And Cummer
Cunt Hardly Wait
Diddle-Her on the Roof
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Ed's Wood
Ferris Bueller's Jerk Off
Field Of Wet Dreams
For Your Ass Only
For Your Thighs Only
Forrest Hump
Forever Hung
Forrest Gimp
Full Metal Jackoff
Glad-He-Ate-Her
Glazed And Confused
Going For Sloppy Seconds
Honey, I Shanked The Kids
Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit
I Know What You Did Up The Bummer
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Inspect Her Gadget
Intercourse With The Vampire
Jurassic Poke
Lawrence Of A Labia
Leaking Beauty
Lord Of The Cock Rings
Man On The Poon
Men in Back
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Lebowski
My Best Friends Wetting
My Big Fat Greek Woody
On Golden Blonde
Riding Miss Daisy
Riding on Boys in Cars
Romancing The Bone
Saturday Night Beaver
Saturday Night Fever Blister
Schindler's Fist
Screw Momma In The Train
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sleeping With The Enema
Some Big Dick Head This Way Comes
Sorest Rump
South Pork: Big Long and Uncut
Sperms of Endearment
Starshit Poopers
Tango and Snatch
The Bad Nudes Bared
The Crocodile Humper
The Empire Likes Crack
The Empire Stikes From The Back
The Jism Of Oz
The Little Sperm-Aid
The Loin King
The Man Who Blew Too Much
The Pelican Queif
The Royal Tenderbuns
The Spooge-itive
The Wadfather
Three Men And A Barbie
Throbbin' Hood
Twat Lies Beneath
Twin Cheeck
Weapons of ass destruction
White Men Can't Hump
Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory
Willie Wanker Up the Chocolate Factory
Young Buns
You've Got Male
You've Got Male Genitalia
 

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TLA wrote:

Inspired by a conversation in one of the threads, I think we should make our very own OA own porn movie. Well, not really, but if we were to make one, what would it be?

Put your suggestions for a title, plot, cast, etc. in this thread.

I'll start: I really think it should have a scene with a postman and a Vibrawhip. 

Title: Show us your letterbox!

Plot: You wont get your special delivery unless you give out a special delivery.

Cast: Overweight middle-aged bloke and a couple of different girls. (Different scenes could be set at different houses! [this is a surefire winner!])

errrr thats it....

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 Ooooh, how about "Honey Love".

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love horny?

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Lubyanka wrote:

 Ooooh, how about "Honey Love".

Right, back on the sploshing topic, aren't we? 

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There are 6819 registered female members and 4242 male, that's quite some gandbang!

You can find this out under community/members.

I love all the titles mentioned! 

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