• Automated Stamp Licker

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    Stephanie [sign in to see picture]
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    Are you overwhelmed by sending Christmas cards?

    Do you too hate the taste of gummy envelope backs?

    Never fear, the Automatic Stamp Licker will solve all your postage problems!

    Available now at Lovehoney.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9r5c0JWb4Y

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    StHubbins [sign in to see picture]
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    Now I know what those Sqweel things are for. Thanks Stephanie

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    DavidB1986 [sign in to see picture]
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    Brilliant!

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Stephanie wrote:

    Are you overwhelmed by sending Christmas cards?

    Do you too hate the taste of gummy envelope backs?

    Never fear, the Automatic Stamp Licker will solve all your postage problems!

    Available now at Lovehoney.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9r5c0JWb4Y

    That is hilarious Stephanie - I love it! :) xxx

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    PinkPolkaDot [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm not sure the Queen would be happy if she knew the back of her head was being licked by an oral sex toy! Brilliant idea though, saves me getting the disgusting taste of stamps/envelopes on my tongue. Although I'd probably get some strange looks and questions from the housemates if I whipped out my Sqweel in the middle of writing out Christmas Cards!

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    StHubbins [sign in to see picture]
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    PinkPolkaDot wrote:

    I'm not sure the Queen would be happy if she knew the back of her head was being licked by an oral sex toy! Brilliant idea though, saves me getting the disgusting taste of stamps/envelopes on my tongue. Although I'd probably get some strange looks and questions from the housemates if I whipped out my Sqweel in the middle of writing out Christmas Cards!

    She might be very happy. She probably avoided sex toys when she had to go to a shop, but now she can order discretely from Lovehoney. I'm not saying she does (backtracking massively to avoid getting my head chopped off), but she could be one of us. Is she Blonde Vixen, Sum Sub, or Scorpius, who knows?

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    SophieM [sign in to see picture]
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    Hahahaha, this is hilarious! xD

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    LilMissMardyBum [sign in to see picture]
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    Me and my partner had a good chuckle at this, thank you for sharing we loved it

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    Fluffbags [sign in to see picture]
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    Lol! brilliant brilliant brilliant.

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    DeeD [sign in to see picture]
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    This made my day! Thank you for sharing :D

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    pr4wnst4r [sign in to see picture]
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    I always knew there was more to the sqweel than just an oral sex toy, genius!

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    blonde vixen13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lol

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    PinkPolkaDot [sign in to see picture]
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    I've actually only just watched the video cos I couldn't view it on my phone earlier - omg how was Lucy not dying of hysterical laughter all the way through that video - give that woman an Oscar! Hilarious.

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    Puddleduck [sign in to see picture]
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    That's so funny

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    CuriousKara [sign in to see picture]
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    Haha loved the video even though I knew what was coming. It must be such fun to work in your office! *daydreams about moving offices*

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    Just Jenson [sign in to see picture]
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    Genius!

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    FrozenAngel [sign in to see picture]
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    Ahaha awesome!! That's brilliant Steph

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    FrumCouple [sign in to see picture]
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    WOW Had me LOLing all the way through...

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    Haha too funny.

    And PPD you made me laugh even more hun lol. =D xx

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    rolex [sign in to see picture]
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    haha, funny..:)

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